The Signs Dancing

THE SIGNS AS GREEK MYTHOLOGICAL CREATURES

Aries: Chimera

Taurus: Minotaur

Gemini: Hydra

Cancer: Harpies

Leo: Manticore

Virgo: Nymphs

Libra: Sirens

Scorpio: Lamia Vampires

Sagittarius: Centaurs

Capricorn: Medusa

Aquarius: Muses

Pisces: Merpeople

the signs as types of tired

sleepy tired: pisces, gemini drained tired: sagittarius, aries done with life tired: taurus, virgo i dont want to fucking interact with anyone tired: capricorn, aquarius im sad tired: scorpio, cancer im very passive aggressive and just waiting until you realise what you’ve done wrong tired: LIBRA, leo

THE SIGNS AS THINGS I LOVE ABOUT FALL

When the leaves make that cRUNCH SOUND.: Aries, Sagittarius

FUZZY SOCKS: Gemini, Pisces

Sweater weather: Capricorn, Taurus

Halloween!: Aquarius, Leo

PUMPKIN SPICE EVERYTHING: Libra, Cancer

When your breath makes a lil cloud!!!: Scorpio, Virgo

new romantics

aries: "and every day is like a battle, but every night with us is like a dream."

taurus: "it's poker, he can't see it in my face but i'm about to play my ace."

gemini: "we're too busy dancing to get knocked off our feet."

cancer: "cause baby i could build a castle, out of all the bricks they threw at me."

leo: "the rumors are terrible and cruel but honey, most of them are true."

virgo: "we're all here, the lights and noise are blinding.

we hang back, it's all in the timing."

libra: "we play dumb, but we know exactly what we're doing."

scorpio: "we need love, but all we want is danger."

sagittarius: "we team up, and switch sides like a record changer."

capricorn: "we cry tears of mascara in the bathroom, honey, life is just a classroom."

aquarius: "we're so young, but we're on the road to ruin."

pisces: "heartbreak is the national anthem, we sing it proudly."

The Signs as Bears

Black Bear: Gemini, Scorpio, Capricorn

Panda Bear: Taurus, Libra, Sagittarius

Brown Bear: Aries, Leo

Polar Bear: Virgo, Aquarius

Teddy Bear: Cancer, Pisces

THE SIGNS AS DRAGONS

Aries: Black dragon that is obsessed with death and destruction, quick to anger. Active mostly at night, has poison breath and usually lives in swamp areas. Has slimy scales and appears skeletal and corpse like. A sign of death and appears when a sick person is about to pass.

Taurus: Pale yellow dragon. Herbivore, but will not hesitate to kill an evil human. They are the primary protector of women and children. Can be the size of a Golden Retriever, are useful in the household and are peaceful. Breathes a universal medicine that smells like lemons and loves people and shiny objects.

Gemini: Green forest dragon. Highly intelligent dragon, can communicate with humans. Similar to the snake in Garden of Eden, it is cunning and malevolent. Breathes chlorine gas and has horns atop his head to be able to disguise themselves.

Cancer: Silver dragon. The most sensitive dragon and the savior of the wounded, homeless, and helpless. They have mercury blood and breath, making it poisonous to inhale and touch, but their scales are often used in healing creams that they create.

Leo: Holographic dragon that is blinding to the eye, this is their primary defensive trait. They spend lots of time luxuriating on their own and live with a few others of their kind. Known for attacking other dragons and has arsenic laced breath.

Virgo: White snow dragon. Intelligent but hermit dragon, very afraid of human. Has frostbite breath. Blends in with snow and preys on larger mammals and lone humans. Dislikes include sunlight. Their scales are water repellant.

Libra: Bronze dragons. Obsessed with humans and their culture. Lives close to the ocean and has extremely hot, lava like breath. Known for killing tyrants and criminals, similar to the Blue Dragon. Has a human-like sense of good and evil.

Scorpio: Purple exotic dragon. First bred in Asia, these dragons are the most mysterious. Scales regularly shed and are used in making perfumes and sex oils. Breathes a sedative gas to knock out people, then torture and eat them. They are beautiful, but if you see them, you will be dead very soon.

Sagittarius: Gold dragons. Lives in villages and is a defender of the common good. Has been known to eat criminals or bad town leaders. Sometimes leaves villages to go on quests to help others. Has catfish whiskers and each of their scales is worth millions of dollars. Breathes blue fire.

Capricorn: Red dragon that guards jewelry, gold, and other precious gems. Carnivorous and has a forked, long tongue like a snake. Found by volcanoes and medieval castles. Villages sacrifice young virgins to them. Breathes fire. Can be ridden into battle by someone worthy.

Aquarius: Blue desert dragon. Tends to attack humans that are greedy, vain, or have committed a heinous crime. Causes sandstorms by flapping their enormous wings. Breathes fire and dust particles. Although it lives in the desert, it spends its time admiring its reflection at an oasis.

Pisces: Water, shapeshifting dragon. Can be as long as 100 meters, or as small as a nurse shark as needed. Spends lots of time lurking on the ocean floor and admiring the way the water catches the sunlight. Breathes boiling water and scales are freezing to the touch. Peaceful, eats mostly krill. Responsible for the foam that is often found on shorelines.

The signs as mythical creatures

ARIES: Dragon, Werewolf, Vampire

TAURUS: Hippogriff, Unicorn, Giant

GEMINI: Vampire, Basilisk, 

CANCER: Yeti, Basilisk, Unicorn

LEO: Dragon, Sphinx, Angel

VIRGO: Hippogriff, Unicorn, Angel

LIBRA: Unicorn, Giant, Angel

SCORPIO: Dragon, Vampire, Basilisk

SAGITTARIUS: Vampire, Centaur, SATAN

CAPRICORN: Vampire, Yeti, Cersei Lannister

AQUARIUS: Unicorn, Fairy, Angel

PISCES: Mermaid, Siren, Basilisk, Sea Serpent

Species of Mermaid / Types of Mermaid Children

For every animal in the sea, there is also a species of mermaid and/or type of mermaid child.

Shark

Skilled hunters, sensitive to smell, tend to have sharp, jagged teeth, usually terrifying in appearance

Octopus and Squid

Extremely intelligent, powerful but often docile, guardians of the krakens (you hear about them in shipwreck stories)

Whales

Not very social but easy to communicate with, difficult to upset, trusting, have incredible hearing

Dolphin

More intelligent than any other species (by nature/birth), mischievous, very social, helpful, work with water deities

Undine

Half sea horse and half human, many can perform magic, often aggressive, manipulative if tempted

Sea Otter

Humanoid with otter-like traits, lungs instead of gills, live on land & in the sea, lazy and stubborn, gatherers, fighters/protectors

The list goes on forever, as the sea is home to so much life. A few sea creatures and their respective attributes are under the cut, the list inspired by a post I read a while back that got me to do some research. Note that there are also mermaids / types of mermaid children for these species.

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The Signs As Thoughts During School

Aries: If this bitch doesn't shut the fuck up this whole classroom is going to feel my wrath

Taurus: I wonder if I could sue the school for trying to poison me with this cardboard pizza

Gemini: I wonder when my teacher lost their virginity

Cancer: Whoever invented school needs a high five in the face with a fucking brick

Leo: I could just get up and leave right now, no one can stop me why the fuck am i still here?!?!

Virgo: There's only (random number) days left until summer

Libra: I can't wait to graduate so i never have to deal with these dumb fucks ever again

Scorpio: Fuck this shit i'm gonna be famous anyway

Sagittarius: Oh my god who the hell cares

Capricorn: I'm surrounded by idiots

Aquarius: How much trouble would i get in if i slapped a bitch? Probably a lot, but it's worth it.

Pisces: Do girls really think that wearing three pounds of makeup makes them look attractive? Or are they just going for the look that matches their personality

The Signs as Ocean Life

Aries:Sharks Taurus:Seahorses Gemini:Stingrays Cancer:Hermit Crabs Leo:Dolphins Virgo:Starfish Libra:Clownfish Scorpio:Puffer Fish Sagittarius:Sea Turtles Capricorn:Octopuses Aquarius:Cuttlefish Pisces:Whales