THE SIGNS AS THINGS I LOVE ABOUT FALL

zodiac signs as parts of a cell

Aries: nucleolus

Taurus: mitochondria

Gemini: cytoplasm

Cancer: lysosome

Leo: ribosomes

Virgo: centriole

Libra: nucleus

Scorpio: cell membrane

Pisces: bitch

Capricorn: nucleus

Aquarius: vacuole

Sagittarius: endoplasmic reticulum

The Signs Realizing They Love Someone

Aries: Gets excited; immediately says it; is the sweetest person ever and really passionate lover; realizes they don’t anymore over time; repeats

Taurus: Puts their guard up; eventually cracks and tells the person; claims possession of the person

Gemini: Gets excited about it, but is really anxious; becomes a completely different person; constantly falls in and out of love though

Cancer: Questions it; gets scared; realizes they really do love the person; takes their time saying it, but once they do, they say it every chance they get; does anything for that person

Leo: Throws their heart on a platter; shares their limelight; busts their ass out of generosity and love

Virgo: Is completely taken aback; tries not to let the person know for as long as possible; stays in denial for awhile; completely takes care of their partner and becomes a crazy stalker

Libra: Gets bubbly and excited; changes their ways and tries to cut off all their hoes; might slip up here and there but genuinely tries to be with their partner 24/7

Scorpio: Doesn’t trust it; over time lets their walls come down but still is a mystery; becomes super possessive but also romantic af

Sagittarius: Sees it as a challenge; tries to explore this new feeling they have; actually can become very loyal and romantic

Capricorn: Weighs the pros and cons; if they like the pros, they tell the person; tries to be more open and loving

Aquarius: “Oh shit. I’m in love? Damn. I’m in love. Love…What’s love anyway? I don’t know, but I think I really like this one.”

Pisces: Throws themself into the relationship; becomes very trusting and lovey dovey; makes themself always available for their lover

the fabrics of time

Past: Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces

Present: Aries, Leo, Sagittarius

Future: Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn

Timeless: Gemini, Libra, Aquarius

Astrological Metaphors

Aries: Fire + Cardinal. The Spark

Taurus: Earth + Fixed. The Forest

Gemini: Air + Mutable. The Clouds

Cancer: Water + Cardinal. The Ocean

Leo: Fire + Fixed. The Flame

Virgo: Earth + Mutable. The Crops

Libra: Air + Cardinal. The Wind

Scorpio: Water + Fixed. The Lake

Sagittarius: Fire + Mutable. The Wildfire

Capricorn: Earth + Cardinal. The Mountain

Aquarius: Air + Fixed. The Sky

Pisces: Water + Mutable. The Tides

earthling v alien

earthling: libra, leo, aries, capricorn, cancer, scorpio, gemini

alien: aquarius, pisces, sagittarius, taurus, virgo

How The Signs React To A Zombie Apocalypse

Aquarius will be totally unemotional and as the trendsetter for the future, their job is to eliminate as many “walkers” as they can.  Aquarians tend to be rebels just for the sake of having their own way so don’t try to stop them…they will do it their way even if others have proved it wrong. Pisces will try to befriend the zombies and understand their past.  They will be the ones looking for medical supplies with Shane and will help to heal anyone regardless of whether they are a zombie or human.   Aries will be like the character Rick as they love to lead.  They’ll be the ones to take a gamble and their desire for the “thrill of the hunt”, will drag others into the woods where their survival will be up to each person’s instincts. Taurus will follow the leader and will not be happy on their adventure into the “unknown”, however they have an immense sense of perseverance and even when other give up, the Taurus will rage on. Gemini will know who has been infected with the walker virus and will be more than happy to share that with everyone but they need to be careful because dangerous secrets will cause a lot of tension and their lives will immediately be in danger.    Cancer will be the first ones to help convert the prison into their new home.  They have a strong survival instinct and can become very manipulative if necessary.  Zombies beware!   Leo will be compared to the Governor who proudly shows off the heads of soldiers in aquarium tanks as his trophies.  Ask him who’s who and he’ll puff out his chest and give you the 411, one head at a time.   Virgo will have been working on a cure for the infection and ensuring that the protocols for safety are in place.  Their analytical minds will allow them to be rational and if the end is near, they will make every attempt to send you in the right direction.  Their goal is to keep the world in order.   Libra will make every attempt to get the zombies to like them and if that doesn’t work, they’ll try something else because they don’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings or make the wrong decision.  This will definitely be to their detriment and ultimately their demise.   Scorpio will be turned on by the sex appeal of the “walkers”… the living dead can make the pulse beat faster and the scorpion is all about dominance so the quest to conquer will drive them to succeed.  A “biter” will be their main conquest and they will battle it out to see who will win…and we all know how much a scorpion hates to lose.   Sagittarius will be the ones the humans believe because they are void of emotion and believe that something good is just around the corner.  The Sags luck and positive outlook just might lead others to a safe place.

Capricorn will plot out the escape of the humans as they rarely trust anyone else to finish the job.  They will do everything they can to bond the group together and will lead them to the town of Woodbury, where they think everyone is safe

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The zodiac signs as book elements/things

Aries: The Narrative Hook- just endless possibility

Taurus: Hardcovers- beautiful and strong

Gemini: Relating to the Characters- being understood

Cancer: Flashbacks- how did we get here?

Leo: Binge Reading- when we can't put the book down

Virgo: Shelves- the fantastic display of our collection

Libra: The Subtext- reading between the lines

Scorpio: Character Development- personal growth

Sagittarius: Cliffhangers- the feeling of needing more

Capricorn: Foreshadowing- how will we get there?

Aquarius: Plot Twist- the thrill of unexpected changes

Pisces: The End- the disclosure's bitter sweetness

The Signs High

Aries:dude... What like... Dude......

Taurus:laughing at everything

Gemini:rubbing their face on a plant.

Cancer: literally telling their entire life story to a cat.

Leo: either crying or laughing or both.

Virgo: fell asleep

Libra: hugging everyone and just having a good time

Scorpio:having sex

Sagittarius: walking aimlessly around the room

Capricorn:very very smiley and relaxed

Aquarius: in a meditative state, reaching harmony within.

Pisces: munchies

/ forms of affection /

Hugs: Aries, Gemini, Cancer, Aquarius

Kisses: Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, Pisces

Handholding: Virgo, Libra, Capricorn

All of them: Sagittarius!!!!

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