Earthling V Alien

cute tendencies of the signs

aries: using lots of hand motions and fumbling their words together when they get really worked up

taurus: raising their eyebrows in suspicion, biting their lip when they disagree but dont wanna talk about it

gemini: taking overdramatic breaths when anything unusual or draining happens, their eyes widen a lot too

cancer: fiddling with a pencil or having their leg bounce up and down a lot, they dont even notice half the time

leo: trying to tell you a joke but end up laughing before they can finish it, they wink a lot too

virgo: slyly tryin to hide a laugh or a smirk, they roll their eyes at the silliest things all the time

libra: blushing uncontrollably and covering their face when they're embarrassed, their laugh is contagious

scorpio: laughing so hard they fall or can't even control themselves, their eyes get really squinty in the process

sagittarius: covering their eyes when something is unbearable, OR if something is really really exciting

capricorn: tapping their feet or tapping a pencil, kinda lowkey making a good track for a rap song or something

aquarius: looking deep in thought or spacing out, you literally have to wave your hand in front of them

pisces: giggling, a fucking lot, but their laugh is so cute like who even cares at this point honestly

Emotions #2

Aries: The realization that each passerby has a life as vivid and complex as your own

Taurus: The tendency to give up trying to talk about an experience because people are unable to relate to it

Gemini: The subtle but persistent feeling of being out of place

Cancer: The desire to care less about things, especially when you're not supposed to

Leo: The feeling of returning home after an immersive trip only to find it fading rapidly from your awareness

Virgo: The bitter-sweetness of having arrived in the future, seeing how things turn out, but not being able to tell your past self

Libra: The eerie, forlorn atmosphere of a place that is usually bustling with people but is now abandoned and quiet

Scorpio: Weariness with the same old issues that you’ve always had – the same boring flaws and anxieties that you’ve been gnawing on for years

Sagittarius: The desire to be struck by disaster – to survive a plane crash, or to lose everything in a fire

Capricorn: The inexplicable urge to push people away, even close friends who you really like

Aquarius: A hypothetical conversation that you compulsively play out in your head

Pisces: The realization that the plot of your life doesn’t make sense to you anymore

Signs at prom

Dances so hard their strapless dress slides off: Leo, Libra, Sagittarius, Gemini, Taurus, Aquarius

Steps on their date’s toes while slow dancing: Scorpio, Capricorn, Virgo, Aries, Cancer

Drinks from the spiked fruit punch and gets drunk: Pisces

Zodiac Signs And Humor

  Aries: Goofy, Physical Humor Comes Most Naturally. These Are Some Of The Top Mimics In The Zodiac! But They Are Also Known To Be Quite Witty Out Of The Blue. Taurus: Observational Humor. They Are Usually Unintentionally Hilarious, And Can Take A Step Back And Laugh At Themselves Too! Gemini: Quick On The Uptake, They Remember Jokes Really Well And Can Laugh At Just About Anything, This Sign Is Most Prone To Making Fun Of Someone, But Not In A Mean Way, It’s Usually Because They’re Interested. Cancer: This Sign Has An Endearing Self-Deprecating Way Of Being Funny. As Simple As A Silly Facial Expression Or Pretending To Be Serious When They’re Not. Leo: This Sign Tends To Take Everything In Around Them And Deliver It Verbally With A Bit Of Exaggeration That Not Only Is Hilarious, But Leaves You Wanting To Hear More. They Know When They Have You Hooked, Too. Virgo: The Pissed, But Not Pissed, Complaining, But Not Complaining, Snarky Wit About People And Their Lives Is Usually Very Humorous And Entertaining. Libra: A Little Strife And Sarcasm Send Libra Going A Long Way! Once They Lose The Cool Exterior And Start, There’s No Stopping Their Story Telling Humor. Scorpio: Sarcasm All The Way. Comments Here, Comments There; It’s Borderline Rude, Borderline Passive Aggressive, But Funny Nonetheless! Sagittarius: Everything In Life Can Be Turned Into Some Hilarious Experience. A Combination Of Observational Humor, Sarcasm, And Exaggeration Is Where It’s At For This Sign. Capricorn: The No Smile Facade Lives Here. This Sign Can Keep A Straight Face Until They Start Laughing At Themselves With A Sharp Uptake On What’s Happening. Aquarius: Just Naturally Funny. They Don’t Really Try To Be A Joke Teller Or Anything. Often Times They’re Bewildered That They’re Being Funny And Start Laughing Right Along With The Others. Pisces: This Sign Ranges From Cute Storytelling To Down Right Obnoxious. They Milk It Too, Taking All The Time They Need To Have Your Attention And Make You Laugh.

The Signs & Colors

ARIES Favourable Colours: The ruler planet of Aries is Mars which is dazzling red in colour. It symbolizes vitality, vigour and passion. Wearing suitable colours can keep them happy calm and prosperous. Red, saffron, mustard, dark pink, golden yellow are their suitable colours. Unfavourable Colours: They should avoid black, deep blue and green. Green is the colour of Mercury which is not a friend of Mars. Tips: Keep a red hanky in your pocket every time. TAURUS Favourable Colours: Taurians are ruled by Venus which is a planet of love and charm. The can make their life more happy by using milky white, light pink, aqua green, almost all shades of blue and black. Unfavourable Colours: They should avoid red and shades of yellow to diminish the effect of Mars and Jupiter. Tips: Keep a pink hanky in your pocket every time. GEMINI Favourable Colours:  Its go green for all Gemini. Their ruling planet is Mercury and using green colour more and more can benefit them largely. They can use all shades of black and blue. Unfavourable Colours: They should avoid dark red and shades of yellow. Though they can choose pink for a change. Tips: Keep a green hanky in your pocket every time. CANCER Favourable Colours: For this sign, Moon, Jupiter and Mars are favourable planets. They can go for all shades of yellow preferably dark yellow for all auspicious occasions. White is for their vitality and Red is for their work and to fortify their social appearance. Unfavourable Colours: Avoid green and black as they can make you feel down. Though green enhances their prowess. Tips: Wear at least one white every day and it may be your vest or shorts inside. LEO Favourable Colours: Leos are from Sun and all shades of Sun’s colour is auspicious for them. Being Mars and Jupiter as Sun’s friend they can go for red and yellow shades as well. Copper colour can be great stuff if want a change Unfavourable Colours: Avoiding white will be a good move. Black will attract enemies towards you and the impact of black can worsen your disease if you have any. Tips: Keep an orange colour hanky in your pocket every time. VIRGO Favourable Colours: We see, nature, see, fruit, and leaves in them. All shades of green is auspicious for them. They can mix black also in their outfit. Wearing milky white on Friday will help them where fortune matters. Peach, mauve, lilac, purple and pink also suits them. Unfavourable Colours: They should say no to red at any cost. Golden yellow, orange, magenta and copper colours are unsuitable for them. Tips: Wear at least one green. LIBRA Favourable Colours: Libra Saturn confers goodness on you. Please make sure there are enough blue and black in your wardrobe apart from green and white. Green is for your fortune and white is for your body. Black is the most auspicious you can rely upon. Unfavourable Colours: Avoid yellow as it will bring animosity for you. Use green on Wednesday only and don’t wear bright dazzling white and Stick to off white. Tips: Keep a black hanky in your pocket or a black underwear will do the same. SCORPIO Favourable Colours: So, you are born warriors. Go for all shades of red and auspicious yellows. Scarlet also does magic for you. White is good for your fortune and pink will keep you calm and balanced. Unfavourable Colours: Avoid all shades of green. You can use black on Saturday but don’t use it every day. Tips: Keep a red hanky in your pocket. SAGITTARIUS Favourable Colours: They are driven by Jupiter while Mars and Sun are also important for them. Prefer all shades of yellow, golden yellow, copper, bronze and red. Orange is also favourable for them. Unfavourable Colours: Avoid white, both bright and pale as far as you can. Black also is not advisable. Tips: Keep a turmeric colour hanky in your pocket or a golden yellow cap will do the same. CAPRICORN Favourable Colours: Capricorns does well with colour associated with Venus and Saturn. So a combination of black and white is a good choice. Deep blue is another alternative they can go for. Green is good for enhancing fortune. Earthy shades can be taken as change in between. Unfavourable Colours: Avoiding all shades of orange, copper and bronze will be fruitful. Yellow also is not advisable. Tips: Keep off white colour hanky or wear at least one off white with your outfit. AQUARIUS Favourable Colours: Violet, purple and lilac are suitable colours for them. Similar to Capricorn, they should go for green and off white with violet and purple. Unfavourable Colours: Bright white is not suitable, avoid yellow and all red shades. Tips: keep a purple hanky in your pocket. PISCES Favourable Colours: Jupiter is their body and soul. So yellow and turmeric colour is a first choice for them. White is good for mental health and wisdom. All shades of red brings fortune for them. Unfavourable Colours: Avoid very bright shades especially spotted or printed ones. Black is also troublesome. Tips: Wear at least one red or yellow outfit.

The signs dancing

Aries: Twerk it Taurus: soft groovin’ Gemini: how bout no Cancer: white dad at a barbecue Leo: they think they’re great… Ssh Virgo: nah Libra: grinding on everything Scorpio: My eyes are burning Sagittarius: stripper who’s rent is due tomorrow Capricorn: no Aquarius: looks like they’re being electrocuted Pisces: they think they can twerk

my Sam!sim got caught on fire and it’s not even funny even more

why do they all have to burn?

I feel ya Sam

The Signs as Greek Minor Gods

Aries: Nike

Taurus: Pan

Gemini: Phobos & Deimos

Cancer: Hebe

Leo: Hecate

Virgo: Persephone

Libra: Eros (Roman form = Cupid)

Scorpio: Morpheus

Sagittarius: Thanatos

Capricorn: Hestia

Aquarius: Nemesis

Pisces: Iris

The signs as parts of a house:

Aries: a protective fence Leo: Balcony Sagittarius: door knob Taurus: lamp Virgo: intercom Capricorn: secret door Gemini: mirror Libra: bean bag chair Aquarius: curtains Cancer: garden Scorpio: bookcase Pisces: skylight

Lying Styles and Fibs Each Zodiac Sign is Notoriously Known For

Nobody is perfect and we can all agree that everyone has their weak spots. While some of us have a great poker face like the natural storyteller Gemini or the straight forward Aries, who prefers to be honest, it’s best to acquaint ourselves with our flaws. If you are a tad irritated by a loved one and their style of fibbing, keep reading to confirm your speculations. 

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