Lying Styles And Fibs Each Zodiac Sign Is Notoriously Known For

cute tendencies of the signs

aries: using lots of hand motions and fumbling their words together when they get really worked up

taurus: raising their eyebrows in suspicion, biting their lip when they disagree but dont wanna talk about it

gemini: taking overdramatic breaths when anything unusual or draining happens, their eyes widen a lot too

cancer: fiddling with a pencil or having their leg bounce up and down a lot, they dont even notice half the time

leo: trying to tell you a joke but end up laughing before they can finish it, they wink a lot too

virgo: slyly tryin to hide a laugh or a smirk, they roll their eyes at the silliest things all the time

libra: blushing uncontrollably and covering their face when they're embarrassed, their laugh is contagious

scorpio: laughing so hard they fall or can't even control themselves, their eyes get really squinty in the process

sagittarius: covering their eyes when something is unbearable, OR if something is really really exciting

capricorn: tapping their feet or tapping a pencil, kinda lowkey making a good track for a rap song or something

aquarius: looking deep in thought or spacing out, you literally have to wave your hand in front of them

pisces: giggling, a fucking lot, but their laugh is so cute like who even cares at this point honestly

The Signs on their Period

Aries: cramps. cramps. cramps. cramps. cramps.

Taurus: GIVE ME ALL OF THE CHOCOLATE

Gemini: fuck this.

Cancer: CRYING

Leo: why must this happen to me what the hell not cool.

Virgo: *wears sweatpants for an entire week*

Libra: probably gets it while wearing white.

Scorpio: THE IS BLOOD COMING OUT OF ME WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS HAPPEN.

Sagittarius:oh.

Capricorn: *watches Netflix and cries even though it's not a sad movie*

Aquarius: I'm going to eat this entire pizza on my own and if you try to stop me I will kill you.

Pisces: look fab anyway.

The Signs as The Muses

Calliope (epic poetry): Leo, Capricorn

Clio (History): Aries

Erato (lyric poetry): Pisces

Melpomene (tragedy): Cancer,

Euterpe (music): Aquarius,

Urania (astronomy): Taurus, Libra

Thalia (comedy): Gemini, Sagittarius

Polyhymnia (choral poetry): Scorpio

Terpsichore (dance): Virgo

The signs as emotions you feel but don't know the word for

Aries: Hanker Sore - Finding a person so attractive it actually kinda pisses you off Taurus: Pâro - The feeling that no matter what you do it’s always wrong Gemini: Adronitis - Frustration with how long it takes to get to know someone Cancer: Anemoia - Nostalgia from a time you’ve never known Leo: Catroptric Tristesse - The sadness that you’ll never really know what other people think of you, whether good, bad or if at all Virgo: Monachopsis - The subtle but persistent feeling of being out of place Libra: Heartworm - A relationship or friendship you can’t get out of your head, which you thought had faded long ago but is somehow still alive and unfinished Scorpio: Ambedo - A kind of melancholic trance in which you become completely absorbed in vivid sensory details Sagittarius: Fata Organa - A flash of real emotion in someone sitting across the room, someone’s eyes glinting with vulnerability or cosmic boredom Capricorn: Mauerbauertraurigkeit - The unexplainable urge to push people away, even close friends or people who you really like Aquarius: Mal de Coucou - A phenomenon in which you have an active social life but very few close friends Pisces: Liberosis - The desire to care less about things

high pressure: ARIES, gemini, leo, virgo, libra, sagittarius, capricorn, aquarius

low pressure: taurus, cancer, SCORPIO, pisces

The signs + fantasy elements

Royalty - King/Queen: Aries, Cancer, Libra, Capricorn

Royalty - Princess/Prince: Leo, Taurus, Pisces, Gemini

Chosen One: Aries, Sagittarius, Aquarius

Dragons: Aries, Scorpio, Libra, Taurus

Mermaids: Cancer, Virgo, Pisces

Mischievous Fae Folk: Aries, Gemini, Libra, Sagittarius

Angels: Taurus, Leo

Gods/Goddesses: Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius

Vampires: Taurus, Scorpio, Capricorn, Pisces

Travel Companion to Chosen One: Cancer, Virgo

Forbidden Lovers: Cancer+Capricorn, Gemini+Sagittarius

Valkyries: Taurus, Cancer, Gemini, Capricorn, Aquarius

Tragic Seer/Seeress: Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Aquarius, Pisces

Magic Users: Aries, Gemini, Virgo, Libra, Pisces

Talking Animals: Gemini, Libra, Sagittarius

Time Travelers, Lost in Time: Leo, Aquarius

Pirates: Aries, Gemini, Sagittarius

Hero/Villain - Used to be ex-Friends/Lovers: Cancer+Leo, Aries+Virgo, Taurus+Gemini

Tragic Death from Saving Everyone: Cancer, Aquarius, Pisces

Signs at prom

Dances so hard their strapless dress slides off: Leo, Libra, Sagittarius, Gemini, Taurus, Aquarius

Steps on their date’s toes while slow dancing: Scorpio, Capricorn, Virgo, Aries, Cancer

Drinks from the spiked fruit punch and gets drunk: Pisces

The Sign’s Handwriting (Mercury)

**Mercury rules communication, speech, and writing, so it also determines handwriting. You can also check your sun sign for this.

Aries: big letters, gets sloppier as they get farther along—although it may not have been neat to begin with. bares down hard, breaks pencil tips easily. 

Taurus: rigid. classic. doesn’t venture far from the standard letter writing techniques. probably really good at cursive and calligraphy. 

Gemini: constantly changing the way they write letters, switches back and forth between print and cursive. probably good at imitating other people’s handwriting. pointy letters.

Cancer: pretty handwriting. simple. easy to read. letters are spaced kind of far apart. most likely to dot their i’s with circles or hearts.

Leo: big, fanciful letters. has a unique, creative way of writing. they probably do some odd little thing that most people find strange. most obnoxious signature ever. 

Virgo: small, neat, precise letters spaced kind of close together. writes in perfectly straight lines. letters don’t slant. judges people for their sloppy handwriting. 

Libra: teenage girl handwriting where every letter is the same size and height. really neat and aesthetically pleasing to look at. 

Scorpio: possibly sloppy handwriting. curly letters that aren’t always the same size. doesn’t stay inside the lines.

Sagittarius: writes quickly but neatly. doesn’t bare down very hard. writes just above the line and spreads their words out. probably developed really good shorthand for taking notes.

Capricorn: carefully and methodically writes every word. perfect print handwriting. perfect cursive. simple and clean. straight lines. no slants or curves. maybe a little bit boring, as far as handwriting goes.

Aquarius: 75 percent neat. 25 percent sloppy. gets worse as they lose motivation. words may be spread out. Starts writing certain letters differently because they feel like it. has pretty handwriting but always says they don’t.

Pisces: words slant either to the right or left. words are kind of spaced out. doesn’t bare down very hard. handwriting has a dreamy sort of quality. rounded letters. the type to write in half cursive, half print. 

What the Signs Should Major in

Aries: Political Science

Taurus: Law

Gemini: Music or Music Business

Cancer: Illustration

Leo: Drama

Virgo: Journalism

Libra: Industrial Design

Scorpio: Surgery

Sagittarius: Psychology

Capricorn: Business

Aquarius: Engineering

Pisces: Fine Art

The Signs As Thoughts During School

Aries: If this bitch doesn't shut the fuck up this whole classroom is going to feel my wrath

Taurus: I wonder if I could sue the school for trying to poison me with this cardboard pizza

Gemini: I wonder when my teacher lost their virginity

Cancer: Whoever invented school needs a high five in the face with a fucking brick

Leo: I could just get up and leave right now, no one can stop me why the fuck am i still here?!?!

Virgo: There's only (random number) days left until summer

Libra: I can't wait to graduate so i never have to deal with these dumb fucks ever again

Scorpio: Fuck this shit i'm gonna be famous anyway

Sagittarius: Oh my god who the hell cares

Capricorn: I'm surrounded by idiots

Aquarius: How much trouble would i get in if i slapped a bitch? Probably a lot, but it's worth it.

Pisces: Do girls really think that wearing three pounds of makeup makes them look attractive? Or are they just going for the look that matches their personality