THE SIGNS AS GHOSTS

mars + venus of notable people

Mars in Aries

mars in aries/venus in aries: Priscilla Presley, Pete Townshend, Orson Welles, Charles Baudelaire mars in aries/venus in taurus: Prince, Walt Whitman, Jessica Lange, Edward, the Duke of Windsor, Jeffrey Dahmer mars in aries/venus in gemini: Dr. Ruth, Harvey Milk, Russell Crowe, Gustav Klimt, Mary Wollstonecraft mars in aries/venus in cancer: Russell Brand, Angelina Jolie, Clint Eastwood, Aldous Huxley, Marquis de Sade mars in aries/venus in leo: Geraldo Rivera, Allen Iverson, Tobey Maguire, Xaviera Hollander, Monica Lewinsky mars in aries/venus in virgo (rare): David Crosby, Martha Stewart mars in aries/venus in libra (rare): Emma Stone, e.e. cummings, Otis Redding mars in aries/venus in scorpio (rare): Anne Rice, Jesse Jackson, Linda McCartney, Mama Cass Elliot mars in aries/venus in sagittarius: Emily Dickinson, Christina Rossetti, Norman Mailer, Kevin Costner, Hermann Göring mars in aries/venus in capricorn: Paul Newman, Molly Ringwald, Tyra Banks, Princess Caroline of Monaco, Margeaux Hemingway, James Agee, Franz Schubert mars in aries/venus in aquarius: Gloria Steinem, Lou Andreas-Salome, Heather Graham, Richard Speck mars in aries/venus in pisces: Charles Dickens, Sergei Diaghilev, Frederic Chopin, Samantha Fox, James McAvoy, Kate Hudson, David Letterman, Ursula Andress

Mars in Taurus

mars in taurus/venus in aries: Willem de Kooning, Pyotr Tchaikovsky, Rudolf Nuryev, Janet Jackson, Queen Latifah, Ashley Judd, Helena Bonham Carter, Vince Vaughn, Shaquille O’Neal, Andrew Jackson, 7th President of the United States mars in taurus/venus in taurus: Liv Tyler, Carly Simon, Charlie Chaplin, Traci Lords, Gustave Courbet, Jessica Alba mars in taurus/venus in gemini: Catherine the Great, Bette Davis, Franz Kafka, John F. Kennedy mars in taurus/venus in cancer: Liberace, Ally Sheedy, Courteney Cox, Lenny Kravitz, Stephen Colbert mars in taurus/venus in leo: Tom Cruise, Paula Abdul, Madonna, Micharl Jackson, Andy Warhol, George Sand mars in taurus/venus in virgo: Robert De Niro, Charlize Theron, Edgar Degas, Alexandre Dumas père, Mick Jagger, Lucille Ball, Alex Rodriguez mars in taurus/venus in libra: Margaret Sanger, Chuck Berry, Michel Foucault, Freida Lawrence (wife of D.H. Lawrence) mars in taurus/venus in scorpio (rare): Mark Zuckerberg, Louise Bourgeois, Paul Klee mars in taurus/venus in sagittarius: Madam Pompadour, Charles Addams, W.C. Fields, Douglas MacArthur, Jamie Lee Curtis mars in taurus/venus in capricorn: James Blunt, Kesha, Ellen Page, Chrisitan Bale, J. Edgar Hoover, Louisa May Alcott mars in taurus/venus in aquarius: Diane Arbus, Mercedes de Acosta, Linda Blair, Graham Nash, Bruce Willis, Carole King, Kate Moss mars in taurus/venus in pisces: Shirley MacLaine, Babe Ruth, Lucy Lawless, Max Ernst, Celine Dion

Mars in Gemini

mars in gemini/venus in aries: Tony Blair, Ashley Dupre (call girl who brought down Eliot Spitzer), Fabio, Gabriele D’Annunzio, Harry Belafonte, Flavor Flav, Tom Arnold mars in gemini/venus in taurus: Dennis Hopper, Bobby Darin, Daniel Day-Lewis, Libby Holman, Henry Kissinger mars in gemini/venus in gemini: Andre Agassi, Tina Fey, Al Pacino, Naomi Campbell, Mike Tyson, Courtney Love, Sandra Bullock, Jean-Jacques Rousseau, Margaret Bourke-White mars in gemini/venus in cancer: Meryl Streep, Josephine Baker, Natalie Portman, Loni Anderson, Zelda Fitzgerald, O.J. Simpson, Arnold Schwarzenegger mars in gemini/venus in leo: Coco Chanel, David Duchovny, Andrew Wyeth, Phyllis Diller, Eddie Fisher, Mary Baker Eddy mars in gemini/venus in virgo: Roger Clemens, R. Crumb, Antonio Banderas, Wesley Snipes, Chevy Chase, Kate Winslet, Joni Mitchell mars in gemini/venus in libra: Tim Robbins, Hugh Grant, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Randy Newman, Sean Connery, Queen Elizabeth I mars in gemini/venus in scorpio: John Denver, Jim Morrison, Keith Richards, Tiger Woods mars in gemini/venus in sagittarius (rare): Angela Davis, Ruth Gordon (actress in Harold & Maude), Sir Oswald Mosley, Rutger Hauer, Jimmy Page mars in gemini/venus in capricorn: Virginia Woolf, Camille Claudel, Ludwig von Beethoven, Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec, Eva Braun mars in gemini/venus in aquarius: Erica Jong, James Joyce, Marion Davies, Frankllin D. Roosevelt, Roger Daltrey, Aretha Franklin mars in gemini/venus in pisces: Jenna Jameson, Diana Ross, Barbra Streisand, John McEnroe, Bettie Page

Mars in Cancer

mars in cancer/venus in aries: Audrey Hepburn, Arthur Schopenhauer, Nina Hartley, George Stephanopoulos, Isiah Thomas, Liza Minnelli mars in cancer/venus in taurus: Jane Russell, Jean Cocteau, Tim Curry, Kendra Wilkinson, Sid Vicious, Chris Brown mars in cancer/venus in gemini: Rudolph Valentino, William Randolph Heart, Paula Yates, John Glenn, Malcolm X mars in cancer/venus in cancer: Ian Fleming, Halle Berry, Joyce Carol Oates, Honore de Balzac, Tom Jones (singer), Nicole Brown Simpson mars in cancer/venus in leo: Yves Saint Laurent, Stephanie Seymour, George Sanders, Frances Farmer mars in cancer/venus in virgo: Ingrid Bergman, Natalie Wood, John Mayer, Pink, Robin Williams mars in cancer/venus in libra: D.H. Lawrence, Pablo Picasso, Vivien Leigh, Richard Gere, Divine, Gene Simmons, Albert Camus mars in cancer/venus in scorpio: Jean-Claude Van Damme, H.G. Wells, Marie Antoinette, Tommy Lee, George Gershwin mars in cancer/venus in sagittarius (rare): Kathy Griffin, Neil Gaiman, Lotte Lenya, William Heirens (serial killer) mars in cancer/venus in capricorn (rare): Naomi Judd, Dolly Parton, Amy Grant, Miley Cyrus, Toni Morrison, Daryl Hannah, John F. Kennedy, Jr. mars in cancer/venus in aquarius: William Burroughs, William Shatner, Rupert Murdoch, Ashton Kutcher, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart mars in cancer/venus in pisces: Tammy Wynette, Reese Witherspoon, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Wayne Gretzky, Nastassja Kinski

Mars in Leo

mars in leo/venus in aries: Marshall Applewhite, Jim Jones (cult leader), Geroge Clooney, Duke Ellington, Dennis Rodman, Melissa Etheridge, Bernadette Peters mars in leo/venus in taurus: James Taylor, Catherine Millet, Boy George, Paul McCartney, Gary Cooper, Brian Wilson (of the Beach Boys), Thomas Jefferson mars in leo/venus in gemini: Cher, Tyrone Power, Gregory Peck, Glenn Ford, Ringo Starr, Colin Farrell, Harrsion Ford, Paul Gauguin mars in leo/venus in cancer: Iman, Mata Hari, Martin Sheen, Willem Dafoe, Gary Busey, Milton Berle, Donald Trump mars in leo/venus in leo: Louis XIII and Anne of Austria, Jessica Hahn, Eliot Spitzer, Clive Owen, Daniel Radcliffe, Hugh Laurie, Billy Bob Thornton, Amy Winehouse, Salma Hayek mars in leo/venus in virgo: Rachael Ray, Adam Sandler, Wilt Chamberlain, Brigitte Bardot, Sophia Loren, Robert Redford, Christopher Isherwood, Sting, Sylvia Plath mars in leo/venus in libra: Beyoncé, Ricki Lake, Edith Sitwell, River Phoenix, Claudia Schiffer, Margaret Mitchell (author of Gone With the Wind), Buddy Holly mars in leo/venus in scorpio: Jodie Foster, Goldie Hawn, Sigourney Weaver, Demi Moore, Bette Midler, Richard Dreyfuss, Neil Young, Bruce Springsteen, Hillary Clinton mars in leo/venus in sagittarius: Rene Magritte, Wassily Kandinsky, Robert Duvall, Herman Cain, George Eliot, Artie Mitchell mars in leo/venus in capricorn: Edith Piaf, James Dean, Seal, Frank Sinatra mars in leo/venus in aquarius (rare): Bret Michaels, Vanessa Williams, Dr. William H. Masters mars in leo/venus in pisces (rare): Vladimir Nabokov, Florenz Ziegfeld, Hans Christian Andersen, Conan O’Brien

Mars in Virgo

mars in virgo/venus in aries: Elizabeth Montgomery, Jayne Mansfield, Robert Downey, Jr., Christina Ricci, Stevie Wonder mars in virgo/venus in taurus:  Ariana Grande, Johnny Depp, Willie Nelson, Lady Jane Digby, Princess Diana mars in virgo/venus in gemini: Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis, Brooke Shields, Amelia Earhart, Venus Williams, King Henry VIII, George Michael mars in virgo/venus in cancer: Amadeo Modigliani, Brigitte Nielsen, Cameron Diaz, Ben Affleck, Napoleon, Raquel Welch, Grace Jones, Ernest Hemingway, Stevie Nicks mars in virgo/venus in leo: Carole Lombard, Amy Adams, Sue Lyon (actress, Lolita), Sylvester Stallone, Gwyneth Paltrow mars in virgo/venus in virgo: Mae West, Melanie Griffith, Blake Lively, Even Rachel Wood, Hank Williams, Danny Bonaduce, Magic Johnson, Guy de Maupessant mars in virgo/venus in libra: Georgia O’Keefe, Charlton Hweston, Will Smith, Hayden Panatierre, Calista Flockhart, Tom Felton (Harry Potter bad wizard), Peter Sellers, Dorothy Parker mars in virgo/venus in scorpio: Matt Damon, Hugh Jackman, Teri Hatcher, Savannah (porn star), Charles Manson mars in virgo/venus in sagittarius: Auguste Rodin, Evel Knievel, Michael Landon, Dame Judi Dench, Joan Didion mars in virgo/venus in capricorn: Princess Stephanie, Bonnie Raitt, Adam Brody, Britney Spears, Jeff Bridges, Clark Gable mars in virgo/venus in aquarius: Nina Simone, Sissy Spacek, Ted Danson, Gustave Flaubert, Tom Waits, Yoko Ono mars in virgo/venus in pisces: William Holden, Alice Cooper, Michael Caine, Jay Leno, Peter Frampton, Quincy Jones

Mars in Libra

mars in libra/venus in aries (rare): Sir Thomas More, Jimmy Swaggart, Abarham Lincoln, Charles Darwin, Sigmund Freud mars in libra/venus in taurus: Peggy Lee (singer), Ann Wilson (rock singer), Prince William, Ottoline Morell mars in libra/venus in gemini: Ann Landers and Abigail (”Dear Abby”) Van Buren, Richard Branson, Ingmar Bergman, Nelson Mandela mars in libra/venus in cancer: Sara Teasdale, Tipper Gore, Billy Ray Cyrus, Anna Paquin, Anderson Cooper, Nikola Tesla mars in libra/venus in leo: Percy Bysshe Shelley, Nicole Kidman, Pamela Anderson, Barbara Walters, George Bernard Shaw, Alfred Hitchcock, Whitney Houston mars in libra/venus in virgo: Sarah Bernhardt, John Lennon, Eminem, Heather Locklear, Roman Polanski, J.K. Rowling, Louis Armstrong mars in libra/venus in libra: Bill Clinton, Kobe Bryant, Althea Flynt, Ilona Staller, Connie Chung, Michael Douglas, Freddie Mercury mars in libra/venus in scorpio: Bill Gates, Ted Turner, Tommy Lee Jones, John Adams (2nd President of the United States), George S. Kaufman mars in libra/venus in sagittarius: Federico Fellini, Margaret Thatcher, Louise Brooks, Maria Shriver, Whoopi Goldberg, Winston Churchill mars in libra/venus in capricorn: Elvis Presley, Richard Burton, David Carradine, Owen Wilson, Keifer Sutherland, Margaret Cho, Lucy Liu, Maria Callas mars in libra/venus in aquarius: Vaslav Nijinski, Cyblll Shepherd, Jessica Biel, Cyrano de Bergerac, Karen Carpenter, Dwyane Wade, Kate Middleton, Peter Gabriel mars in libra/venus in pisces: Laura Dern, Sonny Bono, Kirsten Dunst, Edgar Allan Poe, Anaïs Nin

Mars in Scorpio

mars in scorpio/venus in aries: Tony Parker (basketball player), Bobby Brown, Marilyn Chambers, Henry Fonda, Jennifer Aniston, Auguste Renoir mars in scorpio/venus in taurus (rare): Lillian Hellman, Richard Petty, Jean-Paul Sartre mars in scorpio/venus in gemini: Clara Bow, Carol Kane, Rembrandt Van Rijn, Isabella Rosellini, Bill Cosby mars in scorpio/venus in cancer: William Makepeace Thackeray, Maud Allan, Duffy (singer), Steve Wozniak, Yul Brynner mars in scorpio/venus in leo: Phil Hartman, Dr. Phil, LeAnn Rimes, Jacqueline Susann, John Ritter, Jeremy Irons, Leonard Bernstein (composer and conductor) mars in scorpio/venus in virgo: T.E. Lawrence (Lawrence of Arabia), Weird Al Yankovic, Eleanor Roosevelt, Paul Reubens (Pee Wee Herman), Patrick Swayze mars in scorpio/venus in libra: k.d. lang, Warren G. Harding, Charlie Sheen, Joseph Goebbels, Grace Kelly mars in scorpio/venus in scorpio: Richard Pryor, Larry Flynt, Robert Blake, Mahatma Gandhi, Martin Luther, Susan Sarandon, Bruce Lee mars in scorpio/venus in sagittarius: Robert Mapplethorpe, Germain Greer, Ryan Reynolds, Kid Rock, Jude Law, Bela Lugosi, Jimi Hendrix mars in scorpio/venus in capricorn: Howard Stern, Danny De Vito, Doris Duke, Rock Hudson, Robert F. Kennedy (assassinated presidential candidate), Henry Miller mars in scorpio/venus in aquarius: Olivia Wilde, Taylor Swift, Mao Tse-tung, Queen Christina of Sweden, Douglas Adams (author of A Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy), Oprah Winfrey mars in scorpio/venus in pisces: George Washington, Colette (French writer), Ayn Rand, Helen Gurley Brown, Jason Bateman, Marilyn Manson, Kurt Cobain, Vanessa Redgrave

Mars in Sagittarius

mars in sagittarius/venus in aries: Rihanna, Anne Heche, Renee Zellweger, Jack Nicholson, Jesse James (Sandra Bullock’s ex), Vita Sackville-West, Edna St. Vincent Millay mars in sagittarius/venus in taurus: Warren Beatty, Steffi Graf, Merle Haggard, Henrik Ibsen, Ice Cube, Colin Powell mars in sagittarius/venus in gemini (rare): Rick Fox, Jennifer Lopez mars in sagittarius/venus in cancer: Judy Garland, Carl Jung, Edward Norton, Egon Schiele, Dustin Hoffman mars in sagittarius/venus in leo: Greta Garbo, Dweezil and Moon Unit Zappa, Louis XIV of France, Andrew Cunanan (murderer of Gianni Versace) mars in sagittarius/venus in virgo: Jerry Lee Lewis, Squeaky Fromme, Annie Sprinkle, Stephen Crane (novelist), Luciano Pavarotti mars in sagittarius/venus in libra: Oscar Wilde, Prince Harry, Prince Charles, Arthur Rimbaud, Mickey Rooney, Christopher Reeve, Ryan Gosling, Rita Hayworth mars in sagittarius/venus in scorpio: Montgomery Clift, Ashlee Simpson, Katherine Mansfield, Agatha Christie, Lucky Luciano, Voltaire, Ted Bundy mars in sagittarius/venus in sagittarius: Lewis Carroll, Mark Twain, George Burns, Joe DiMaggio, Ann Coulter mars in sagittarius/venus in capricorn: Faye Dunaway, Neil Diamond, Andre Gide, Denise Richards, Bradley Cooper mars in sagittarius/venus in aquarius: Stephen Stills, Janis Joplin, Ellen DeGeneres, Neal Cassady, Sharon Tate mars in sagittarius/venus in pisces: Ron Howard, Bill Maher, Jack Kerouac, John Travolta, Geena Davis, Bill Maher, Patty Hearst

Mars in Capricorn

mars in capricorn/venus in aries: Lady Gaga, Jean Harlow, Katharine Hepburn, Chelsea Handler, Mia Farrow, Laurence Olivier, Albert Einstein mars in capricorn/venus in taurus: Marlon Brando, John Wayne, Sarah Vaughan mars in capricorn/venus in gemini: Frida Kahlo, Jerry Seinfeld, Megan Fox, Robert Pattinson mars in capricorn/venus in cancer: Shia LaBeouf, Dante Gabriel Rossetti, Barbara Stanwyck, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, Lizzie Borden, Annie Oakley mars in capricorn/venus in leo: Lindsay Lohan, George Hamilton, Gustav Mahler, Leo Tolstoy mars in capricorn/venus in virgo: Goethe, Lily Tomlin, Bret Favre, Nancy Kerrigan, Julia Roberts, Gwen Stefani, Catherine Zeta-Jones mars in capricorn/venus in libra: Aleister Crowley, Elvis Costello, Jimmy Kimmel, Woody Allen, Anna Nicole Smith mars in capricorn/venus in scorpio: Eleanora Duse, Groucho Marx, Franz Liszt, Katie Holmes, Patti Smith, Marianne Faithfull, Anne Hathaway, Jane Austen mars in capricorn/venus in sagittarius: Christina Aguilera, Diego Rivera, Roseanne Barr, Samuel L. Jackson, Jake Gyllenhaal, Katy Perry, David Bowie mars in capricorn/venus in capricorn: Brad Pitt, Jim Carrey, Walt Disney, Noel Coward, Björk, Gia Carangi mars in capricorn/venus in aquarius: Marlene Dietrich, Cosima Wagner, Nicolas Cage, Gene Hackman, Henri Matisse mars in capricorn/venus in pisces: George Harrison, Leopold von Sacher-Masoch, Drew Barrymore, Rod Stewart, Shannen Doherty, Queen Mary I of England (Bloody Mary), Marvin Gaye

Mars in Aquarius

mars in aquarius/venus in aries: Ted Kennedy (fromer U.S. senator), Pete Rose, Chris Farley, Matt Dillon, William Wordsworth, Sarah Palin, Matt Dillon, Eva Longoria mars in aquarius/venus in taurus: Fergie (singer), Mark Wahlberg, Richard Wagner (composer), Ann-Margret, Tennessee Williams, Leonardo da Vinci mars in aquarius/venus in gemini: Isadora Duncan, Koo Stark, Eric Roberts, Missy Elliott mars in aquarius/venus in cancer: Djuna Barnes, Allison Krauss, Sugar Ray Leonard, William Powell (actor), George H.W. Bush, Kristi Yamaguchi mars in aquarius/venus in leo: Truman Capote, Jeff Gordon, Pete Sampras, Alex Kingston, Marcello Mastroianni, Lauren Bacall mars in aquarius/venus in virgo (rare): Ed Wood, King Ludwig II of Bavaria mars in aquarius/venus in libra: Lance Armstrong, Ignacy Paderewski, Paul Hogan (of Crocodile Dundee fame), Luke Wilson mars in aquarius/venus in scorpio: Jay-Z, Sacha Baron Cohen, Redd Foxx, Erskine Caldwell mars in aquarius/venus in sagittarius: Cary Grant, Jane Fonda, Linda Lovelace, Kurt Vonnegut, Rainer Maria Rilke mars in aquarius/venus in capricorn: Jena Malone, Carole Landis, Sinclair Lewis, Andy Kaufman, John Belushi, Justin Timberlake, Scarlett Johansson mars in aquarius/venus in aquarius: Nancy Cunard, Heidi Fleiss, Sharon Stone, Axl Rose, Sheryl Crow, Patrick Dempsey mars in aquarius/venus in pisces: Hugh Hefner, Jon Bon Jovi, Charles Lindbergh, Emma Watson, Justin Bieber, Chuck Palahniuk, Maya Angelou

Mars in Pisces

mars in pisces/venus in aries: Marilyn Monroe, Steve McQueen, Johnny Cash, Rosie O’Donnell, Michelangelo, Elizabeth Taylor mars in pisces/venus in taurus: Spencer Tracy, Allen Ginsberg, Anton LaVey, Bono, Eric Clapton, Che Guevara mars in pisces/venus in gemini: Edie Sedgwick, Tom Hanks, Tori Spelling, Heidi Klum, Christina Hendricks, Bob Dylan mars in pisces/venus in cancer: Errol Flynn, Alla Nazimova, Hermann Hesse, James Baldwin mars in pisces/venus in leo (rare): Debby Boone, Linda Hamilton, David Copperfield mars in pisces/venus in virgo (rare): Martina Navratilova, Dwight Yoakam, Carrie Fisher mars in pisces/venus in libra: Bo Derek, Geraldine Page (actress), Sinbad (comedian) mars in pisces/venus in scorpio: Ava Gardner, Annie Lennox, Chris Evert, Ray Liotta, Denzel Washington mars in pisces/venus in sagittarius: LL Cool J, Alan Alda, Francis Bacon (artist), Heather Mills (ex-wife of Paul McCartney), Tina Turner mars in pisces/venus in capricorn: Aristotle Onassis, Lisa Marie Presley, Cab Calloway, Cindy Crawford, Burt Reynolds, Josh Brolin mars in pisces/venus in aquarius: Jack London, Nell Gwyn, Ivana Trump, Paris Hilton, Gertrude Stein, Simone de Beauvoir, Elton John mars in pisces/venus in pisces: Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Heath Ledger, Casanova, Vincent Van Gogh, Michelle Pfeiffer, Billie Holiday

Signs as dog breeds

Aries: doberman pinscher

Taurus: golden retriever

Gemini: pomeranian

Cancer: chihuahua

Leo: labrador retriever

Virgo: shiba inu

Libra: collie

Scorpio: pit bull

Sagittarius: beagle

Capricorn: australian shepherd

Aquarius: bulldog

Pisces: yorkshire terrier

Samelia Pondchester

YES GOOD

Who cooks: Sam prefers to but they alternate

Who does the laundry and other chores: Both

How many children do they have: Two

Who’s more dominate: Sam

Favorite nonsexual activity: Picnics

Their favourite place to be together: Home

Any traditions: Every Christmas they go all out, Sam decorating the house to the extreme with Amy complaining about having to take it down later, but secretly loving every moment of it. Then they have proper big family dinners, inviting Dean, Castiel and the Doctor along.

Their “song”: Copacabana by Barry Manilow, the song that was playing when Sam proposed.

What they do for each other on holidays: Say they won’t give each other presents but then both of them still get each other presents.

Where did they go for their honeymoon: France

Where did they first meet: Amy was in America for a break and got caught up in one of Sam and Dean’s hunts. Then she asked him out and a year later in the middle of a hunt decided to get married and had Castiel do the wedding authorising thingy.

Any pets: A dog, though Amy was reluctant at first

What do they fight over: Sam’s hair.

Do they go on vacations, if so where: Anywhere really. They’ll get the Doctor to pick them up, specifying somewhere safe even though they know it rarely ends up being that way.

The Signs Dancing

Taurus: Has one good move they just do over and over.

Gemini: Is actually really good hot damn.

Cancer: Can't and wont dance.

Leo: TEARIN' UP THE FLOOR WOAH

Virgo: cute little head bobs but nothing else

Libra: can only do group dances

Scorpio: DOING THE WORM OR SOMETHING CRAZY LIKE THAT YOOO

Sagittarius: best twerker in the world

Capricorn: can't dance but doesn't give a fuck and dances anyway because yolo.

Aquarius: nobody thinks they can dance and then they surprise everyone by doing something crazy amazing.

Pisces: can only dance sexually

Aries: has no sense of rhythm

high pressure: ARIES, gemini, leo, virgo, libra, sagittarius, capricorn, aquarius

low pressure: taurus, cancer, SCORPIO, pisces

greek mythology fancasting: richard madden as boreas

How The Signs React To A Zombie Apocalypse

Aquarius will be totally unemotional and as the trendsetter for the future, their job is to eliminate as many “walkers” as they can.  Aquarians tend to be rebels just for the sake of having their own way so don’t try to stop them…they will do it their way even if others have proved it wrong. Pisces will try to befriend the zombies and understand their past.  They will be the ones looking for medical supplies with Shane and will help to heal anyone regardless of whether they are a zombie or human.   Aries will be like the character Rick as they love to lead.  They’ll be the ones to take a gamble and their desire for the “thrill of the hunt”, will drag others into the woods where their survival will be up to each person’s instincts. Taurus will follow the leader and will not be happy on their adventure into the “unknown”, however they have an immense sense of perseverance and even when other give up, the Taurus will rage on. Gemini will know who has been infected with the walker virus and will be more than happy to share that with everyone but they need to be careful because dangerous secrets will cause a lot of tension and their lives will immediately be in danger.    Cancer will be the first ones to help convert the prison into their new home.  They have a strong survival instinct and can become very manipulative if necessary.  Zombies beware!   Leo will be compared to the Governor who proudly shows off the heads of soldiers in aquarium tanks as his trophies.  Ask him who’s who and he’ll puff out his chest and give you the 411, one head at a time.   Virgo will have been working on a cure for the infection and ensuring that the protocols for safety are in place.  Their analytical minds will allow them to be rational and if the end is near, they will make every attempt to send you in the right direction.  Their goal is to keep the world in order.   Libra will make every attempt to get the zombies to like them and if that doesn’t work, they’ll try something else because they don’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings or make the wrong decision.  This will definitely be to their detriment and ultimately their demise.   Scorpio will be turned on by the sex appeal of the “walkers”… the living dead can make the pulse beat faster and the scorpion is all about dominance so the quest to conquer will drive them to succeed.  A “biter” will be their main conquest and they will battle it out to see who will win…and we all know how much a scorpion hates to lose.   Sagittarius will be the ones the humans believe because they are void of emotion and believe that something good is just around the corner.  The Sags luck and positive outlook just might lead others to a safe place.

Capricorn will plot out the escape of the humans as they rarely trust anyone else to finish the job.  They will do everything they can to bond the group together and will lead them to the town of Woodbury, where they think everyone is safe

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The Sign’s Handwriting (Mercury)

**Mercury rules communication, speech, and writing, so it also determines handwriting. You can also check your sun sign for this.

Aries: big letters, gets sloppier as they get farther along—although it may not have been neat to begin with. bares down hard, breaks pencil tips easily. 

Taurus: rigid. classic. doesn’t venture far from the standard letter writing techniques. probably really good at cursive and calligraphy. 

Gemini: constantly changing the way they write letters, switches back and forth between print and cursive. probably good at imitating other people’s handwriting. pointy letters.

Cancer: pretty handwriting. simple. easy to read. letters are spaced kind of far apart. most likely to dot their i’s with circles or hearts.

Leo: big, fanciful letters. has a unique, creative way of writing. they probably do some odd little thing that most people find strange. most obnoxious signature ever. 

Virgo: small, neat, precise letters spaced kind of close together. writes in perfectly straight lines. letters don’t slant. judges people for their sloppy handwriting. 

Libra: teenage girl handwriting where every letter is the same size and height. really neat and aesthetically pleasing to look at. 

Scorpio: possibly sloppy handwriting. curly letters that aren’t always the same size. doesn’t stay inside the lines.

Sagittarius: writes quickly but neatly. doesn’t bare down very hard. writes just above the line and spreads their words out. probably developed really good shorthand for taking notes.

Capricorn: carefully and methodically writes every word. perfect print handwriting. perfect cursive. simple and clean. straight lines. no slants or curves. maybe a little bit boring, as far as handwriting goes.

Aquarius: 75 percent neat. 25 percent sloppy. gets worse as they lose motivation. words may be spread out. Starts writing certain letters differently because they feel like it. has pretty handwriting but always says they don’t.

Pisces: words slant either to the right or left. words are kind of spaced out. doesn’t bare down very hard. handwriting has a dreamy sort of quality. rounded letters. the type to write in half cursive, half print. 

Mercury Signs

Mercury represents how you think, communicate and your intellectual abilities.

Aries: quick-thinking, spontaneous, frank, witty, headstrong, restless

Taurus: patient, thoughtful, practical, deliberate, narrow-minded, one-track mind

Gemini: articulate, witty, versatile, unbiased, flippant, gossiper

Cancer: diplomatic, reliable, tenacious, intuitive, irrational, capricious

Leo: creative, articulate, confident, leader, overbearing, conceited

Virgo: unbiased, analytical, logical, meticulous, remote, clinical

Libra: charming, diplomatic, communicative, social, insincere, indecisive

Scorpio: perceptive, intuitive, insightful, quick-thinking, harsh, intrusive

Sagittarius: sincere, open-minded, clever, cultured, irreverent, grandiose

Capricorn: methodical, grounded, reliable, discriminating, unimaginative, devious

Aquarius: inventive, objective, progressive, social, clinical, unrealistic

Pisces: imaginative, intuitive, philosophical, receptive, evasive, gullible

THE SIGNS AS THINGS I LOVE ABOUT FALL

When the leaves make that cRUNCH SOUND.: Aries, Sagittarius

FUZZY SOCKS: Gemini, Pisces

Sweater weather: Capricorn, Taurus

Halloween!: Aquarius, Leo

PUMPKIN SPICE EVERYTHING: Libra, Cancer

When your breath makes a lil cloud!!!: Scorpio, Virgo