The Signs Crying

The Signs As Thoughts During School

Aries: If this bitch doesn't shut the fuck up this whole classroom is going to feel my wrath

Taurus: I wonder if I could sue the school for trying to poison me with this cardboard pizza

Gemini: I wonder when my teacher lost their virginity

Cancer: Whoever invented school needs a high five in the face with a fucking brick

Leo: I could just get up and leave right now, no one can stop me why the fuck am i still here?!?!

Virgo: There's only (random number) days left until summer

Libra: I can't wait to graduate so i never have to deal with these dumb fucks ever again

Scorpio: Fuck this shit i'm gonna be famous anyway

Sagittarius: Oh my god who the hell cares

Capricorn: I'm surrounded by idiots

Aquarius: How much trouble would i get in if i slapped a bitch? Probably a lot, but it's worth it.

Pisces: Do girls really think that wearing three pounds of makeup makes them look attractive? Or are they just going for the look that matches their personality

The signs as complexes

Aries: superiority complex

Taurus: Jonah complex

Gemini: Adonis complex

Cancer: persecution complex

Leo: god complex

Virgo: intelligence complex

Libra: peter pan complex

Scorpio: Cleopatra complex

Sagittarius: opinion complex

Capricorn: Failure complex

Aquarius: obstacles complex

Pisces: martyr complex

Celebrity Astrology: Aries Relationships

Aries and Aries - Heath Ledger and Julia Stiles

Aries and Taurus - Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson

Aries and Gemini - Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick

Aries and Cancer - Lady Gaga and Taylor Kinney

Aries and Leo - Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck

Aries and Virgo - Keira Knightley and James Righton

Aries and Libra - Lady Gaga and Matthew Williams

Aries and Scorpio - Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson

Aries and Sagittarius - Kristen Stewart and Michael Angarano

Aries and Capricorn - Kristen Stewart and Rupert Sanders

Aries and Aquarius - Eddie Murphy and Tracy Edmonds

Aries and Pisces - Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr.

Dark Zodiac

All things considered dark (not necessarily negative), strange, or occult associated with the signs.

Aries- Dragon, angry entities, bloody weapons, fire, rage/wrath, blood-lust, war, steroids, counting cards, risks, possession, thorns, enchanted weapons, hell hound, knights, and armor.

Taurus- Greedy or selfish seduction, lady in white entities, twisted or spooky trees and scary forest, violent Earth elemental, hexed treasure, werewolf, singing ghost, gemstones, black rose, black diamond, trolls, labyrinth, and magical items especially jewelry.

Gemini- Evil fairy, dark fairy, Mr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, old insane asylums, evil twins, con man/woman, trickster, magic words, rumors, dark colored butterfly, enchanted books, and getting lost.

Cancer- Witch craft, spells, tarot cards, grudges, curses, Frankenstein Monster, full moon or moon magic, haunted houses and areas, cloak, witches hat, black cats, sea monsters, nostalgia, cursed or magic mirrors, magic candles, and the past.

Leo- Radioactive waste and danger, scandals, evil king or queen, haunted opera/theater, mutation, pyramid, magical statues or monuments, temples, sand storms, rain dances, sun dances or worshiping, supernatural energy, and fire magic.

Virgo- Dr. Frankenstein or any mad scientist, good girl/guy gone bad, general corruption, herbs and potions used in magic or spells, gnomes, dark sex, sinister deals, dead garden, an enchanted garden, and man-eating tree or plant.

Libra- Love potions and curses, ravens, werewolf, the night sky, dark beauty, lust, genie, Dorian Grey, harpy, sacred smoke, masquerades, Queen of Hearts, bad dreams, magic lanterns, and charms.  

Scorpio- Vampires, dark seduction, mystery, fortune teller, black widow, black/dark magic, underworld, voodoo, snakes, masquerades, tarot cards, black and white photos, secrets, dark sex, ravens, scorpions, dark still pool, and necromancy.

Sagittarius- Gypsy magic, fortune teller, traveling magician, traveling salesman of “medicine” and potions, wildfire, dark unicorn, dark circus or carnival, gambling and risk, General Zaroff from The Most Dangerous Game, and aggressive centaurs.

Capricorn- Horror, Gothic design, Victorian age, steampunk, spider webs, death, grim reaper, mad scientist, gargoyles, poppies, bats, a corrupt leader of a cult or underground organization, cave, dark humor, mine, graveyards, abandon buildings and places, and skeletons.

Aquarius- Dark science fiction, mad scientist, dark unicorn, storms, a corrupt leader of a cult or underground organization, magic keys, owls, Phantom from The Phantom of the Opera, corrupted technology, meditation, chaos, dark rebellion or revolution, thunderbird, aliens, portals, and dystopia.

Pisces- Ghost, mist, fog, Ouija board, medium, fortune teller, tarot cards, sea monsters, sirens, evil spirits, healing crystals, dream-catcher, nightmares, water spirits, addiction, false trust, drugs, poison, and illusions.

Please don't copy to other sites without permission. I done this piece as while ago at Christmas, only just feel comfortable sharing it. Please let me know what you think

VALENTINE'S DAY GUIDES FOR THE ZODIAC SIGNS

Flowers for Aries: Honeysuckles, tulips, thistles

What to get Aries: Watch, diamond ring, pepperoni pizza

Where to take Aries: Paint balling, laser tag

Flowers for Taurus: Poppies, asters, lilacs

What to get Taurus: Chocolate, wine, sweater

Where to take Taurus: Dinner or shopping

Flowers for Gemini: Lavender, lily of the valleys, daffodils

What to get Gemini: Books, shoes, handbag

Where to take Gemini: Skydiving or bookstore

Flowers for Cancer: Acanthus, cornflowers, iris

What to get Cancer: Books, baking supplies, pillows

Where to take Cancer: Cooking class or antique store

Flowers for Leo: Sunflowers, marigolds, hydrangeas

What to get Leo: Makeup, jewelry, something for their pet(s)

Where to take Leo: Zoo or indoor pool

Flowers for Virgo: Morning Glory, buttercups, ivy

What to get Virgo: Calligraphy set, first edition book, cacti/succulents

Where to take Virgo: Ice skating or plant nursery

Flowers for Libra: Red roses, blue bells, gardenias

What to get Libra: Makeup, clothing, jewelry

Where to take Libra: Shopping or ballroom dancing

Flowers for Scorpio: Chrysanthemums, hibiscus, peonies

What to get Scorpio: Movies, perfume, lingerie

Where to take Scorpio: Dinner at home or movies

Flowers for Sagittarius: Narcissus, daisies, wildflowers

What to get Sagittarius: String lights, polaroid camera, candy

Where to take Sagittarius: Clubbing or hot air balloon ride

Flowers for Capricorn: Carnations, hollies, pansies

What to get Capricorn: Speakers, vinyls, sunglasses

Where to take Capricorn: Nature walk or go out for drinks

Flowers for Aquarius: Orchids, aloe flowers, anemones

What to get Aquarius: Concert tickets, makeup, chocolates

Where to take Aquarius: Concert/rave or stargazing

Flowers for Pisces: Water lilies, jasmines, eucalyptus

What to get Pisces: Paint, canvases, make them dinner

Where to take Pisces: Art museum or concert

Species of Mermaid / Types of Mermaid Children

For every animal in the sea, there is also a species of mermaid and/or type of mermaid child.

Shark

Skilled hunters, sensitive to smell, tend to have sharp, jagged teeth, usually terrifying in appearance

Octopus and Squid

Extremely intelligent, powerful but often docile, guardians of the krakens (you hear about them in shipwreck stories)

Whales

Not very social but easy to communicate with, difficult to upset, trusting, have incredible hearing

Dolphin

More intelligent than any other species (by nature/birth), mischievous, very social, helpful, work with water deities

Undine

Half sea horse and half human, many can perform magic, often aggressive, manipulative if tempted

Sea Otter

Humanoid with otter-like traits, lungs instead of gills, live on land & in the sea, lazy and stubborn, gatherers, fighters/protectors

The list goes on forever, as the sea is home to so much life. A few sea creatures and their respective attributes are under the cut, the list inspired by a post I read a while back that got me to do some research. Note that there are also mermaids / types of mermaid children for these species.

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The Signs as Mermaids

aries: the mermaid with fiery red hair and a tail to match. she lays out on hot rocks in the middle of the sea, basking in the sun, tanning her skin and luring sailors to crash against the stones with coy smiles and a glint in her eye. 

taurus: the mermaid with a mane of golden hair, and a tail to match, a long neck and strong shoulders. only her voice is more stunning than her beauty, and she’s often adorned with pearls and jewels of all kinds. 

gemini: the most curious of all the mermaids. she has a tail of dark green and shimmering yellow. she loves to explore the reefs, but swims out farther than she should because she wants to see what’s out there, and goes too close to the shore because she wants to see the humans. 

cancer: the mermaid with soft, smooth skin and a pale pink tail. her eyes are always expressive—sometimes they are alight with happiness, and sometimes they burn with anger. she loves all creatures, but it’s the humans that catch her eye. she can’t help falling in love with them from afar. 

leo: the mermaid with a tail of cobalt blue, her body adorned with gold jewelry, precious stones and pearls. she is the fastest swimmer, and loves to glide across the waves, letting the current pull her, laughter bubbling at her lips and a smile in her eyes. 

virgo: a more reserved mermaid, with a tail of sparkling silver. she has spiky black hair, and skin that is paler than usual, for she spends her time exploring the caves deep below rather than the beaches above. 

libra: a regal mermaid with beauty unmatched, long, luxurious hair, and a tail of magenta and red. she is sassy and charming, sometimes sultry, but also very sweet, and always kind to those in need. 

scorpio: the mermaid with a tail of deep purple and ebony, she has piercing violet eyes and hair of midnight black. she is quiet, sultry, and intuitive, and her nails and teeth are sharp, always ready for a hunt. she is the one to brave to the storms and the rocky, wild ocean while others go off and hide. 

sagittarius: an exotic mermaid, with a tail the color of sunsets and eyes that shine like one. she has travelled far and wide, collecting artifacts and jewelry from across the world. she never stays in one place too long, but she is kind to those she meets and always has wonderful stories to tell. 

capricorn: the mermaid with a tail of deep blue, high cheekbones and a jawline like a knife. there’s always a glint in her eye, like she knows something you don’t. she is regal and independent, and doesn’t worry herself with such frivolous things as humans, but rather such frivolous things as emeralds and pearls. 

aquarius: the mermaid with flowing hair and tail of teal green and aquamarine blue. her eyes are piercing, sparkling, so intense you have to look away. she swims about the reefs, splashing in the waves and basking in the sun. she is the only one who dares to go against the currents. 

pisces: the mermaid with a tail of pale purple that sparkles silver in the moonlight. she is sweet and dreamy, letting the current pull her to and fro, making friends with all the sea creatures she meets. she loves to stay up and stargaze late at night, unafraid of the dark and wild ocean that surrounds her.

parties

never knows what to wear: cancer, libra, scorpio, aquarius

knows what they want to wear: taurus, gemini, leo, capricorn

goes nude: aries, virgo, sagittarius, pisces

The end of the world

Virgo: FUUUUUUCK FUCK FUCK THE WORLD IS ENDING SHIT WHAT DO WE DO AAAAAHHHHH IS EVERYONE OKAY? ANYONE HURT? OMG AQUARIUS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING NEAR THAT CLIFF?! COME HERE NOW YOU'RE GONNA DIE!

Aquarius: *falls on his knees* The day has come. I'm going home. At long last I'm going home! Oh alien friends, I can't thank you enough for this! The world is ending!! IT'S FINALLY ENDING!!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!

Virgo:

Virgo: Okay fuck him, everyone let's go find a shelter.