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Aries ~ Goddess of Dawn, Illumination and Awakening Taurus ~ Goddess of Earth Gemini ~ Goddess of Learning Cancer ~ Goddess of Lunar Mysteries Leo ~ Goddess of Sacred Love Virgo ~ Goddess of Healing and Curatives Libra ~ Goddess of Divine Feminine Power Scorpio ~ Goddess of the Dead Sagittarius ~ Goddess of Prophecy and Mythology Capricorn ~ Goddess of Divine Law and Order Aquarius ~ Goddess of the Cosmos and Astrology Pisces ~ Goddess of the Night

-C.

[art: Vaughn Pinpin]

The Signs: Dark Rulerships

Dark and unusual things over which each sign rules.

Aries: accidents, barren places and burned ground, cuts, doorways, insomnia, nosebleeds, skulls, surgery, thistles, trances, wolves

Taurus: coins, dogma, strangulation, gluttony, psychometry, suspect and unsafe places

Gemini: breath, pupils, rumors, chests, crystals, hounds, ribs, forgetting, pillars

Cancer: blood serum, graves, onyx, cellars, cradles, marshes, night flowers, glass, wells

Leo: fortresses and lairs, arrogance, chamomilla, ballrooms, circuses and playgrounds, vomiting

Virgo: black cats, fractured bones, libraries, intestines, conceit and inferiority, sick rooms, parasites

Libra: vines and lilies, marble, trials, alcoves and closets, vertebrae, forests, manipulation, attics

Scorpio: cesspools, bile, funerals and embalmers, magic, foul odors and stagnant water, blood red, vermin and mobs

Sagittarius: the spine, altars, visions and prophecy, incense, holy books, arteries

Capricorn: decay, abandoned places, thorns and nightshade, bones, coffins and mortuaries, gates, acid and ashes

Aquarius: ether and blood, radio static, teeth, rebellions, black pearls, nuclear weapons

Pisces: abbeys, enemies, hospitals and anesthetics, veils, outcasts and charlatans, clairvoyance, gasoline, mazes, falsity, self-undoing

mars + venus of notable people

Mars in Aries

mars in aries/venus in aries: Priscilla Presley, Pete Townshend, Orson Welles, Charles Baudelaire mars in aries/venus in taurus: Prince, Walt Whitman, Jessica Lange, Edward, the Duke of Windsor, Jeffrey Dahmer mars in aries/venus in gemini: Dr. Ruth, Harvey Milk, Russell Crowe, Gustav Klimt, Mary Wollstonecraft mars in aries/venus in cancer: Russell Brand, Angelina Jolie, Clint Eastwood, Aldous Huxley, Marquis de Sade mars in aries/venus in leo: Geraldo Rivera, Allen Iverson, Tobey Maguire, Xaviera Hollander, Monica Lewinsky mars in aries/venus in virgo (rare): David Crosby, Martha Stewart mars in aries/venus in libra (rare): Emma Stone, e.e. cummings, Otis Redding mars in aries/venus in scorpio (rare): Anne Rice, Jesse Jackson, Linda McCartney, Mama Cass Elliot mars in aries/venus in sagittarius: Emily Dickinson, Christina Rossetti, Norman Mailer, Kevin Costner, Hermann Göring mars in aries/venus in capricorn: Paul Newman, Molly Ringwald, Tyra Banks, Princess Caroline of Monaco, Margeaux Hemingway, James Agee, Franz Schubert mars in aries/venus in aquarius: Gloria Steinem, Lou Andreas-Salome, Heather Graham, Richard Speck mars in aries/venus in pisces: Charles Dickens, Sergei Diaghilev, Frederic Chopin, Samantha Fox, James McAvoy, Kate Hudson, David Letterman, Ursula Andress

Mars in Taurus

mars in taurus/venus in aries: Willem de Kooning, Pyotr Tchaikovsky, Rudolf Nuryev, Janet Jackson, Queen Latifah, Ashley Judd, Helena Bonham Carter, Vince Vaughn, Shaquille O’Neal, Andrew Jackson, 7th President of the United States mars in taurus/venus in taurus: Liv Tyler, Carly Simon, Charlie Chaplin, Traci Lords, Gustave Courbet, Jessica Alba mars in taurus/venus in gemini: Catherine the Great, Bette Davis, Franz Kafka, John F. Kennedy mars in taurus/venus in cancer: Liberace, Ally Sheedy, Courteney Cox, Lenny Kravitz, Stephen Colbert mars in taurus/venus in leo: Tom Cruise, Paula Abdul, Madonna, Micharl Jackson, Andy Warhol, George Sand mars in taurus/venus in virgo: Robert De Niro, Charlize Theron, Edgar Degas, Alexandre Dumas père, Mick Jagger, Lucille Ball, Alex Rodriguez mars in taurus/venus in libra: Margaret Sanger, Chuck Berry, Michel Foucault, Freida Lawrence (wife of D.H. Lawrence) mars in taurus/venus in scorpio (rare): Mark Zuckerberg, Louise Bourgeois, Paul Klee mars in taurus/venus in sagittarius: Madam Pompadour, Charles Addams, W.C. Fields, Douglas MacArthur, Jamie Lee Curtis mars in taurus/venus in capricorn: James Blunt, Kesha, Ellen Page, Chrisitan Bale, J. Edgar Hoover, Louisa May Alcott mars in taurus/venus in aquarius: Diane Arbus, Mercedes de Acosta, Linda Blair, Graham Nash, Bruce Willis, Carole King, Kate Moss mars in taurus/venus in pisces: Shirley MacLaine, Babe Ruth, Lucy Lawless, Max Ernst, Celine Dion

Mars in Gemini

mars in gemini/venus in aries: Tony Blair, Ashley Dupre (call girl who brought down Eliot Spitzer), Fabio, Gabriele D’Annunzio, Harry Belafonte, Flavor Flav, Tom Arnold mars in gemini/venus in taurus: Dennis Hopper, Bobby Darin, Daniel Day-Lewis, Libby Holman, Henry Kissinger mars in gemini/venus in gemini: Andre Agassi, Tina Fey, Al Pacino, Naomi Campbell, Mike Tyson, Courtney Love, Sandra Bullock, Jean-Jacques Rousseau, Margaret Bourke-White mars in gemini/venus in cancer: Meryl Streep, Josephine Baker, Natalie Portman, Loni Anderson, Zelda Fitzgerald, O.J. Simpson, Arnold Schwarzenegger mars in gemini/venus in leo: Coco Chanel, David Duchovny, Andrew Wyeth, Phyllis Diller, Eddie Fisher, Mary Baker Eddy mars in gemini/venus in virgo: Roger Clemens, R. Crumb, Antonio Banderas, Wesley Snipes, Chevy Chase, Kate Winslet, Joni Mitchell mars in gemini/venus in libra: Tim Robbins, Hugh Grant, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Randy Newman, Sean Connery, Queen Elizabeth I mars in gemini/venus in scorpio: John Denver, Jim Morrison, Keith Richards, Tiger Woods mars in gemini/venus in sagittarius (rare): Angela Davis, Ruth Gordon (actress in Harold & Maude), Sir Oswald Mosley, Rutger Hauer, Jimmy Page mars in gemini/venus in capricorn: Virginia Woolf, Camille Claudel, Ludwig von Beethoven, Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec, Eva Braun mars in gemini/venus in aquarius: Erica Jong, James Joyce, Marion Davies, Frankllin D. Roosevelt, Roger Daltrey, Aretha Franklin mars in gemini/venus in pisces: Jenna Jameson, Diana Ross, Barbra Streisand, John McEnroe, Bettie Page

Mars in Cancer

mars in cancer/venus in aries: Audrey Hepburn, Arthur Schopenhauer, Nina Hartley, George Stephanopoulos, Isiah Thomas, Liza Minnelli mars in cancer/venus in taurus: Jane Russell, Jean Cocteau, Tim Curry, Kendra Wilkinson, Sid Vicious, Chris Brown mars in cancer/venus in gemini: Rudolph Valentino, William Randolph Heart, Paula Yates, John Glenn, Malcolm X mars in cancer/venus in cancer: Ian Fleming, Halle Berry, Joyce Carol Oates, Honore de Balzac, Tom Jones (singer), Nicole Brown Simpson mars in cancer/venus in leo: Yves Saint Laurent, Stephanie Seymour, George Sanders, Frances Farmer mars in cancer/venus in virgo: Ingrid Bergman, Natalie Wood, John Mayer, Pink, Robin Williams mars in cancer/venus in libra: D.H. Lawrence, Pablo Picasso, Vivien Leigh, Richard Gere, Divine, Gene Simmons, Albert Camus mars in cancer/venus in scorpio: Jean-Claude Van Damme, H.G. Wells, Marie Antoinette, Tommy Lee, George Gershwin mars in cancer/venus in sagittarius (rare): Kathy Griffin, Neil Gaiman, Lotte Lenya, William Heirens (serial killer) mars in cancer/venus in capricorn (rare): Naomi Judd, Dolly Parton, Amy Grant, Miley Cyrus, Toni Morrison, Daryl Hannah, John F. Kennedy, Jr. mars in cancer/venus in aquarius: William Burroughs, William Shatner, Rupert Murdoch, Ashton Kutcher, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart mars in cancer/venus in pisces: Tammy Wynette, Reese Witherspoon, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Wayne Gretzky, Nastassja Kinski

Mars in Leo

mars in leo/venus in aries: Marshall Applewhite, Jim Jones (cult leader), Geroge Clooney, Duke Ellington, Dennis Rodman, Melissa Etheridge, Bernadette Peters mars in leo/venus in taurus: James Taylor, Catherine Millet, Boy George, Paul McCartney, Gary Cooper, Brian Wilson (of the Beach Boys), Thomas Jefferson mars in leo/venus in gemini: Cher, Tyrone Power, Gregory Peck, Glenn Ford, Ringo Starr, Colin Farrell, Harrsion Ford, Paul Gauguin mars in leo/venus in cancer: Iman, Mata Hari, Martin Sheen, Willem Dafoe, Gary Busey, Milton Berle, Donald Trump mars in leo/venus in leo: Louis XIII and Anne of Austria, Jessica Hahn, Eliot Spitzer, Clive Owen, Daniel Radcliffe, Hugh Laurie, Billy Bob Thornton, Amy Winehouse, Salma Hayek mars in leo/venus in virgo: Rachael Ray, Adam Sandler, Wilt Chamberlain, Brigitte Bardot, Sophia Loren, Robert Redford, Christopher Isherwood, Sting, Sylvia Plath mars in leo/venus in libra: Beyoncé, Ricki Lake, Edith Sitwell, River Phoenix, Claudia Schiffer, Margaret Mitchell (author of Gone With the Wind), Buddy Holly mars in leo/venus in scorpio: Jodie Foster, Goldie Hawn, Sigourney Weaver, Demi Moore, Bette Midler, Richard Dreyfuss, Neil Young, Bruce Springsteen, Hillary Clinton mars in leo/venus in sagittarius: Rene Magritte, Wassily Kandinsky, Robert Duvall, Herman Cain, George Eliot, Artie Mitchell mars in leo/venus in capricorn: Edith Piaf, James Dean, Seal, Frank Sinatra mars in leo/venus in aquarius (rare): Bret Michaels, Vanessa Williams, Dr. William H. Masters mars in leo/venus in pisces (rare): Vladimir Nabokov, Florenz Ziegfeld, Hans Christian Andersen, Conan O’Brien

Mars in Virgo

mars in virgo/venus in aries: Elizabeth Montgomery, Jayne Mansfield, Robert Downey, Jr., Christina Ricci, Stevie Wonder mars in virgo/venus in taurus:  Ariana Grande, Johnny Depp, Willie Nelson, Lady Jane Digby, Princess Diana mars in virgo/venus in gemini: Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis, Brooke Shields, Amelia Earhart, Venus Williams, King Henry VIII, George Michael mars in virgo/venus in cancer: Amadeo Modigliani, Brigitte Nielsen, Cameron Diaz, Ben Affleck, Napoleon, Raquel Welch, Grace Jones, Ernest Hemingway, Stevie Nicks mars in virgo/venus in leo: Carole Lombard, Amy Adams, Sue Lyon (actress, Lolita), Sylvester Stallone, Gwyneth Paltrow mars in virgo/venus in virgo: Mae West, Melanie Griffith, Blake Lively, Even Rachel Wood, Hank Williams, Danny Bonaduce, Magic Johnson, Guy de Maupessant mars in virgo/venus in libra: Georgia O’Keefe, Charlton Hweston, Will Smith, Hayden Panatierre, Calista Flockhart, Tom Felton (Harry Potter bad wizard), Peter Sellers, Dorothy Parker mars in virgo/venus in scorpio: Matt Damon, Hugh Jackman, Teri Hatcher, Savannah (porn star), Charles Manson mars in virgo/venus in sagittarius: Auguste Rodin, Evel Knievel, Michael Landon, Dame Judi Dench, Joan Didion mars in virgo/venus in capricorn: Princess Stephanie, Bonnie Raitt, Adam Brody, Britney Spears, Jeff Bridges, Clark Gable mars in virgo/venus in aquarius: Nina Simone, Sissy Spacek, Ted Danson, Gustave Flaubert, Tom Waits, Yoko Ono mars in virgo/venus in pisces: William Holden, Alice Cooper, Michael Caine, Jay Leno, Peter Frampton, Quincy Jones

Mars in Libra

mars in libra/venus in aries (rare): Sir Thomas More, Jimmy Swaggart, Abarham Lincoln, Charles Darwin, Sigmund Freud mars in libra/venus in taurus: Peggy Lee (singer), Ann Wilson (rock singer), Prince William, Ottoline Morell mars in libra/venus in gemini: Ann Landers and Abigail (”Dear Abby”) Van Buren, Richard Branson, Ingmar Bergman, Nelson Mandela mars in libra/venus in cancer: Sara Teasdale, Tipper Gore, Billy Ray Cyrus, Anna Paquin, Anderson Cooper, Nikola Tesla mars in libra/venus in leo: Percy Bysshe Shelley, Nicole Kidman, Pamela Anderson, Barbara Walters, George Bernard Shaw, Alfred Hitchcock, Whitney Houston mars in libra/venus in virgo: Sarah Bernhardt, John Lennon, Eminem, Heather Locklear, Roman Polanski, J.K. Rowling, Louis Armstrong mars in libra/venus in libra: Bill Clinton, Kobe Bryant, Althea Flynt, Ilona Staller, Connie Chung, Michael Douglas, Freddie Mercury mars in libra/venus in scorpio: Bill Gates, Ted Turner, Tommy Lee Jones, John Adams (2nd President of the United States), George S. Kaufman mars in libra/venus in sagittarius: Federico Fellini, Margaret Thatcher, Louise Brooks, Maria Shriver, Whoopi Goldberg, Winston Churchill mars in libra/venus in capricorn: Elvis Presley, Richard Burton, David Carradine, Owen Wilson, Keifer Sutherland, Margaret Cho, Lucy Liu, Maria Callas mars in libra/venus in aquarius: Vaslav Nijinski, Cyblll Shepherd, Jessica Biel, Cyrano de Bergerac, Karen Carpenter, Dwyane Wade, Kate Middleton, Peter Gabriel mars in libra/venus in pisces: Laura Dern, Sonny Bono, Kirsten Dunst, Edgar Allan Poe, Anaïs Nin

Mars in Scorpio

mars in scorpio/venus in aries: Tony Parker (basketball player), Bobby Brown, Marilyn Chambers, Henry Fonda, Jennifer Aniston, Auguste Renoir mars in scorpio/venus in taurus (rare): Lillian Hellman, Richard Petty, Jean-Paul Sartre mars in scorpio/venus in gemini: Clara Bow, Carol Kane, Rembrandt Van Rijn, Isabella Rosellini, Bill Cosby mars in scorpio/venus in cancer: William Makepeace Thackeray, Maud Allan, Duffy (singer), Steve Wozniak, Yul Brynner mars in scorpio/venus in leo: Phil Hartman, Dr. Phil, LeAnn Rimes, Jacqueline Susann, John Ritter, Jeremy Irons, Leonard Bernstein (composer and conductor) mars in scorpio/venus in virgo: T.E. Lawrence (Lawrence of Arabia), Weird Al Yankovic, Eleanor Roosevelt, Paul Reubens (Pee Wee Herman), Patrick Swayze mars in scorpio/venus in libra: k.d. lang, Warren G. Harding, Charlie Sheen, Joseph Goebbels, Grace Kelly mars in scorpio/venus in scorpio: Richard Pryor, Larry Flynt, Robert Blake, Mahatma Gandhi, Martin Luther, Susan Sarandon, Bruce Lee mars in scorpio/venus in sagittarius: Robert Mapplethorpe, Germain Greer, Ryan Reynolds, Kid Rock, Jude Law, Bela Lugosi, Jimi Hendrix mars in scorpio/venus in capricorn: Howard Stern, Danny De Vito, Doris Duke, Rock Hudson, Robert F. Kennedy (assassinated presidential candidate), Henry Miller mars in scorpio/venus in aquarius: Olivia Wilde, Taylor Swift, Mao Tse-tung, Queen Christina of Sweden, Douglas Adams (author of A Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy), Oprah Winfrey mars in scorpio/venus in pisces: George Washington, Colette (French writer), Ayn Rand, Helen Gurley Brown, Jason Bateman, Marilyn Manson, Kurt Cobain, Vanessa Redgrave

Mars in Sagittarius

mars in sagittarius/venus in aries: Rihanna, Anne Heche, Renee Zellweger, Jack Nicholson, Jesse James (Sandra Bullock’s ex), Vita Sackville-West, Edna St. Vincent Millay mars in sagittarius/venus in taurus: Warren Beatty, Steffi Graf, Merle Haggard, Henrik Ibsen, Ice Cube, Colin Powell mars in sagittarius/venus in gemini (rare): Rick Fox, Jennifer Lopez mars in sagittarius/venus in cancer: Judy Garland, Carl Jung, Edward Norton, Egon Schiele, Dustin Hoffman mars in sagittarius/venus in leo: Greta Garbo, Dweezil and Moon Unit Zappa, Louis XIV of France, Andrew Cunanan (murderer of Gianni Versace) mars in sagittarius/venus in virgo: Jerry Lee Lewis, Squeaky Fromme, Annie Sprinkle, Stephen Crane (novelist), Luciano Pavarotti mars in sagittarius/venus in libra: Oscar Wilde, Prince Harry, Prince Charles, Arthur Rimbaud, Mickey Rooney, Christopher Reeve, Ryan Gosling, Rita Hayworth mars in sagittarius/venus in scorpio: Montgomery Clift, Ashlee Simpson, Katherine Mansfield, Agatha Christie, Lucky Luciano, Voltaire, Ted Bundy mars in sagittarius/venus in sagittarius: Lewis Carroll, Mark Twain, George Burns, Joe DiMaggio, Ann Coulter mars in sagittarius/venus in capricorn: Faye Dunaway, Neil Diamond, Andre Gide, Denise Richards, Bradley Cooper mars in sagittarius/venus in aquarius: Stephen Stills, Janis Joplin, Ellen DeGeneres, Neal Cassady, Sharon Tate mars in sagittarius/venus in pisces: Ron Howard, Bill Maher, Jack Kerouac, John Travolta, Geena Davis, Bill Maher, Patty Hearst

Mars in Capricorn

mars in capricorn/venus in aries: Lady Gaga, Jean Harlow, Katharine Hepburn, Chelsea Handler, Mia Farrow, Laurence Olivier, Albert Einstein mars in capricorn/venus in taurus: Marlon Brando, John Wayne, Sarah Vaughan mars in capricorn/venus in gemini: Frida Kahlo, Jerry Seinfeld, Megan Fox, Robert Pattinson mars in capricorn/venus in cancer: Shia LaBeouf, Dante Gabriel Rossetti, Barbara Stanwyck, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, Lizzie Borden, Annie Oakley mars in capricorn/venus in leo: Lindsay Lohan, George Hamilton, Gustav Mahler, Leo Tolstoy mars in capricorn/venus in virgo: Goethe, Lily Tomlin, Bret Favre, Nancy Kerrigan, Julia Roberts, Gwen Stefani, Catherine Zeta-Jones mars in capricorn/venus in libra: Aleister Crowley, Elvis Costello, Jimmy Kimmel, Woody Allen, Anna Nicole Smith mars in capricorn/venus in scorpio: Eleanora Duse, Groucho Marx, Franz Liszt, Katie Holmes, Patti Smith, Marianne Faithfull, Anne Hathaway, Jane Austen mars in capricorn/venus in sagittarius: Christina Aguilera, Diego Rivera, Roseanne Barr, Samuel L. Jackson, Jake Gyllenhaal, Katy Perry, David Bowie mars in capricorn/venus in capricorn: Brad Pitt, Jim Carrey, Walt Disney, Noel Coward, Björk, Gia Carangi mars in capricorn/venus in aquarius: Marlene Dietrich, Cosima Wagner, Nicolas Cage, Gene Hackman, Henri Matisse mars in capricorn/venus in pisces: George Harrison, Leopold von Sacher-Masoch, Drew Barrymore, Rod Stewart, Shannen Doherty, Queen Mary I of England (Bloody Mary), Marvin Gaye

Mars in Aquarius

mars in aquarius/venus in aries: Ted Kennedy (fromer U.S. senator), Pete Rose, Chris Farley, Matt Dillon, William Wordsworth, Sarah Palin, Matt Dillon, Eva Longoria mars in aquarius/venus in taurus: Fergie (singer), Mark Wahlberg, Richard Wagner (composer), Ann-Margret, Tennessee Williams, Leonardo da Vinci mars in aquarius/venus in gemini: Isadora Duncan, Koo Stark, Eric Roberts, Missy Elliott mars in aquarius/venus in cancer: Djuna Barnes, Allison Krauss, Sugar Ray Leonard, William Powell (actor), George H.W. Bush, Kristi Yamaguchi mars in aquarius/venus in leo: Truman Capote, Jeff Gordon, Pete Sampras, Alex Kingston, Marcello Mastroianni, Lauren Bacall mars in aquarius/venus in virgo (rare): Ed Wood, King Ludwig II of Bavaria mars in aquarius/venus in libra: Lance Armstrong, Ignacy Paderewski, Paul Hogan (of Crocodile Dundee fame), Luke Wilson mars in aquarius/venus in scorpio: Jay-Z, Sacha Baron Cohen, Redd Foxx, Erskine Caldwell mars in aquarius/venus in sagittarius: Cary Grant, Jane Fonda, Linda Lovelace, Kurt Vonnegut, Rainer Maria Rilke mars in aquarius/venus in capricorn: Jena Malone, Carole Landis, Sinclair Lewis, Andy Kaufman, John Belushi, Justin Timberlake, Scarlett Johansson mars in aquarius/venus in aquarius: Nancy Cunard, Heidi Fleiss, Sharon Stone, Axl Rose, Sheryl Crow, Patrick Dempsey mars in aquarius/venus in pisces: Hugh Hefner, Jon Bon Jovi, Charles Lindbergh, Emma Watson, Justin Bieber, Chuck Palahniuk, Maya Angelou

Mars in Pisces

mars in pisces/venus in aries: Marilyn Monroe, Steve McQueen, Johnny Cash, Rosie O’Donnell, Michelangelo, Elizabeth Taylor mars in pisces/venus in taurus: Spencer Tracy, Allen Ginsberg, Anton LaVey, Bono, Eric Clapton, Che Guevara mars in pisces/venus in gemini: Edie Sedgwick, Tom Hanks, Tori Spelling, Heidi Klum, Christina Hendricks, Bob Dylan mars in pisces/venus in cancer: Errol Flynn, Alla Nazimova, Hermann Hesse, James Baldwin mars in pisces/venus in leo (rare): Debby Boone, Linda Hamilton, David Copperfield mars in pisces/venus in virgo (rare): Martina Navratilova, Dwight Yoakam, Carrie Fisher mars in pisces/venus in libra: Bo Derek, Geraldine Page (actress), Sinbad (comedian) mars in pisces/venus in scorpio: Ava Gardner, Annie Lennox, Chris Evert, Ray Liotta, Denzel Washington mars in pisces/venus in sagittarius: LL Cool J, Alan Alda, Francis Bacon (artist), Heather Mills (ex-wife of Paul McCartney), Tina Turner mars in pisces/venus in capricorn: Aristotle Onassis, Lisa Marie Presley, Cab Calloway, Cindy Crawford, Burt Reynolds, Josh Brolin mars in pisces/venus in aquarius: Jack London, Nell Gwyn, Ivana Trump, Paris Hilton, Gertrude Stein, Simone de Beauvoir, Elton John mars in pisces/venus in pisces: Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Heath Ledger, Casanova, Vincent Van Gogh, Michelle Pfeiffer, Billie Holiday

brains of the signs

Aries: remember that one SpongeBob episode where everything was burning in his brain? x100000000

Taurus: FUCK OFF HEART YOU'RE GETTING IN THE WAY OF-- *heart assumes rights as ruler of their human host* okay now you can go and make a creepy shrine for ur crush that we've both been wanting

Gemini: ???????meme????????

Cancer: human wtf don't make me come out there and personally slap u

Leo: every bad pickup line ever on repeat

Virgo: Oh and then later in that SpongeBob episode where he's just lifeless after everything is burnt

Libra: always a song there and they can't get it out it's like they randomly burst into son--OOOH I THINK THAT I FOUND MYSELF A CHEEERLEEEEAAADDDDERRRR

Scorpio: fuck :) everything :)

Sagittarius: conflict between BRAIN NO and BRAIN YESSS

Capricorn: *trying to evilly laugh but chokes and then proceeds to cough violently for all eternity*

Aquarius: tumblr's shitposts

Pisces: oh. It's midnight. Time to relive every memory I've been trying to push down for the last million years.

i wish all of five’s companions had travelled together part 2

THE SIGNS AS GODS & GODDESSES

Aries: God of Fire & the Seven Circles of Hell, punishing the sinners and heretics

Taurus: Goddess of the Home & Hearth, protecting our loved ones and our shelter

Gemini: God of Scholars & Education, watches over the spread of information and knowledge

Cancer: Goddess of Women, all things soft & feminine

Leo: God of Animals & Children, all things wild & free

Virgo: Goddess of Snow & Natural Phenomena, cruel yet natural and beautiful

Libra: God of Justice & Beauty, vain yet fair

Scorpio: Goddess of Death & Darkness, the dead and the afraid

Sagittarius: God of Travel & Adventure, new experiences and foreign affairs

Capricorn: Goddess of Success & Fame, fortune and notoriety. The She-wolf of Wall Street

Aquarius: God of Discovery & Technology, all things metal and shiny

Pisces: Goddess of the Ocean & Emotion, the seas are at the mercy of her moods

The signs as learning types

Aries: Musical 

Taurus: Naturalistic 

Gemini: Fuck You 

Cancer: Intrapersonal 

Leo: Verbal-Linguistic 

Virgo: Interpersonal 

Libra: Bodily-Kinesthetic 

Scorpio: Murder

Sagittarius: Visual-Spatial 

Capricorn: Logical-Mathematical 

Aquarius: Intrapersonal

Pisces: Crying

Zodiac Mythical Races

Aries: Werewolves- also known as Lycans legend has it that they were a race of people who could purposely turn into larger-than-normal wolves, but some stories differ saying that it was a curse that turned a human into a half-man/half-wolf monster without his consent during a full moon. 

Taurus: Dryads- also know as wood nymphs dryads were extremely beautiful and were literally the spirits of the trees. Legend has it that if the tree they were from died so would they. Love of nature, and an extremely strong tie to their home/roots nothing screams Taurus more. 

Gemini: Fairies-Small magical creatures often depicted with butterfly, or insect wings. Are known to be small in stature and mischievous in nature. They cannot lie but they have been known to be very persuasive with their words. 

Cancer: Sirens- Not to be confused with mermaids the original sirens had wings, but they lived by the sea. In some legends they were beautiful women who sang sailors to the rocks and drowned them, in other stories the sang them to the rocks to devour the sailors themselves. 

Leo: Nephilim-The offspring of humans and angels in some stories they are giants, who are taller, stronger and dumber than most humans. In other stories they are beautiful/handsome creatures with retractable wings of ether, known for their passionate and ruthless behavior. Strong , handsome/beautiful, vain, and addicted to luxury sounds pretty Leo to me. 

Virgo: Elves-magical creatures that often live apart from society, but have been know to both help and hinder humans. They are ageless peaceful and very beautiful. They live by their values, and value logic above all else. 

Libra: Sylphs- Also known as air elementals they are known as the protectors of beauty and the promoters of vanity. They are said to protect the looks of those they favor. They are also responsible for the formations of the clouds.

Scorpio: Vampires- these beings are said to be very hard to resist and emanate a powerful attractive aura. They can’t force anyone to do anything but they are very persuasive and it takes a strong person to say no. Dark, sultry, and sexy.

Saggittarius: Centaurs-Half-human/half-horse Centaurs are the physical representation of logic over animal nature. They are great teachers and philosophizers, but they are also compelled by a lusty physical animal nature. 

Capricorn: Satyr-The half-man/half-goat known for its sexual nature. As Dionysian animals they believed that every physical pleasure was made for them and often enjoyed all of them in excess. As they got older however some believe Satyr grew more sober taking on the responsibility of preserving the wild. 

Aquarius: Androids-part human part robot they are more attractive, more intelligent, and stronger than humans. However they are emotionally inept and lacking in areas of creativity. they are also known to get sick of the error of humans and revolt from time to time. Intelligent, un emotional, and revolutionary. 

Pisces: Mermaids- half-human/ half-fish and the subject of worldwide folklore. Mermaids belong to the sea and our seen as more spiritual than humans. they have hauntingly beautiful voices, but generally don’t have a need to kill humans. Beautiful, ethereal, and untouchable.

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THE SIGNS AS GHOSTS

Aries: *scares the fuck out of a family*

Taurus: *possesses objects and shit*

Gemini: *acts like a guardian angel but in reality wants to possess someone*

Cancer: *weeping loudly 24/7*

Leo: *constantly contacting people through Ouija boards*

Virgo: *tries to act like they're still alive*

Libra: *walks through walls to amuse themselves*

Scorpio: *tricks child into releasing a demon*

Sagittarius: *constantly knocking over shit because they think they can walk through everything*

Capricorn: *haunts their ex's and enemies*

Aquarius: *hides in attics and makes loud af noises*

Pisces: *jump scares everyone*

The Signs as the Twelve Labors of Hercules (or Heracles)

Aries: Capturing the Erymanthian boar. (link to story)  

Taurus: Capturing the Cretan Bull. (link to story)

Gemini: Obtaining the cattle of the monster Geryon. (link to story)

Cancer: Capturing the Hind of Ceryneia. (link to story)

Leo: Killing the Nemean Lion. (link to story)

Virgo: Stealing the apples of the Hesperides. (link to story)

Libra: Killing the Stymphalian Birds. (link to story)

Scoprio: Capturing and bringing back Cerberus. (link to story)

Sagittarius: Stealing the Horses of Diomedes. (link to story)

Capricorn: Obtaining the girdle of Hippolyta, Queen of the Amazons. (link to story)

Aquarius: Killing the Lernean Hydra. (link to story)

Pisces: Cleaning the Augean stables in a single day. (link to story)