Aries: remember that one SpongeBob episode where everything was burning in his brain? x100000000
Taurus: FUCK OFF HEART YOU'RE GETTING IN THE WAY OF-- *heart assumes rights as ruler of their human host* okay now you can go and make a creepy shrine for ur crush that we've both been wanting
Gemini: ???????meme????????
Cancer: human wtf don't make me come out there and personally slap u
Leo: every bad pickup line ever on repeat
Virgo: Oh and then later in that SpongeBob episode where he's just lifeless after everything is burnt
Libra: always a song there and they can't get it out it's like they randomly burst into son--OOOH I THINK THAT I FOUND MYSELF A CHEEERLEEEEAAADDDDERRRR
Scorpio: fuck :) everything :)
Sagittarius: conflict between BRAIN NO and BRAIN YESSS
Capricorn: *trying to evilly laugh but chokes and then proceeds to cough violently for all eternity*
Aquarius: tumblr's shitposts
Pisces: oh. It's midnight. Time to relive every memory I've been trying to push down for the last million years.
Power to do whatever they want: Sagittarius, Aquarius
Power as in being powerful: Aries, Leo
Control over people: Gemini, Cancer, Pisces
Control over situations: Taurus, Virgo, Libra
All of the above: Scorpio, Capricorn
Aries : Rage, impulsivity and failure to get worked up about the things they normally do, oppositional but with less verve and energy
Taurus : Isolation, binge eating and lethargy, a sense of ‘me against the world’, less patience, easier to enrage
Gemini : Silence, nerves, over thinking, easily distractible and seems ‘elsewhere’; they are fairly intolerable to sadness they tend to detach/dissociate from feelings after a short while
Cancer : Teariness, neediness, isolation, binge eating, crying after insignificant events, stomach aches, a feeling of separation from everyone around them
Leo : Obvious displays of stress, they become like a wound up string and as if they are on the brink of a nervous break down. Short tempered and needy (only around close friends/family) and become martyred
Virgo: Isolation, heightened compulsions (cleaning, washing hands more etc;), unresponsive in conversations, at time blunt and more oppositional Libra : General feeling of instability/moodiness, reduced urge to socialize/be with friends, hopelessness, a feeling of being disliked/rejected by everyone, you can sense them ‘trying’ to be happy and keep composed
Scorpio : Isolation, opposition, hostility and violent mood swings. Intense melancholy with at times delusions and paranoia. Thoughts even scary to them, a sense of ‘me against the world’.
Sagittarius : Lethargy, escapism (substance use etc;), uncharacteristically more serious and tense, less tolerance, feelings of worry when thinking into the future
Capricorn : Demotivation, lethargy, hopelessness, over thinking, they seem tense and ‘overly alert’, hyper vigilant, force themselves to ‘go through the motions’, nothing impresses them
Aquarius : Uneasy, harder to ‘reach’; as if they are far away. Silence, isolation, detachment, even though they try to appear happy. Distracted
Pisces : Teariness, anxiety, isolation, when they feel sadness they tend to feel ‘all at once’, nerves, obsessive/ruminating thinking, remembering everything bad that ever happened to them, crying over insignificant events
More Fun Zodiac Facts Here
Aries: Aries are incredible dreamers and can set their sights on visions they fulfil. Being the first sign of the zodiac Aries have a clean and clear vibration that isn’t tainted by other signs. They are also ‘right time’ people. Susceptible to clairsentient Taurus: Taurus are a very intuitive sign, they can sense when someone is trying to get past their personal barriers. They also have a psychic innate sense of ‘timing’ that seems to work on its on framework. Susceptible to Clairsentient and clairessence. May receive messages and synchronicities through music, arts, literature. Gemini: Gemini are mentally intuitive, and have an uncanny ability to finish other people’s sentences, or find the words they are looking for. The twin is the perfect speaker of the ‘right word’. Geminis also have flashes of ‘knowledge’ with seemingly no insight into where they came from. Susceptible to Clairaudience Leo: Leo are one of the zodiac’s most pronounced psychic signs. Tell a Leo something and chances are they already ‘knew it’ by sixth sense, or some other phenomena. Also susceptible to Clair sentient, very open to receiving messages from the spirit world. Cancer: Cancers have an intuitive ability to instantly empathize with people, and know how to comfort them. This sign is also a ‘psychic sponge’ one in which soaks up the moods and energies of those around them. Precognitive abilities are also pronounced. Susceptible to Clairsentient Virgo: Virgos instantly know how things work, and how they can be fixed. This sign is also sensitive to ‘vibes’ and ‘chills’; especially about people. They can find peace in the space between their thoughts. They also seem to know information before it is released. Susceptible to clairaudiance Libra: Libra have the psychic ability of being able to read other people and understand their motives. They can also instantly ‘calm’, ‘comfort’, and ‘disarm’ somebody. They can easily adapt themselves to peace others. May receive messages via music, smells and flowers. Susceptible to clairaudience Scorpio: Scorpio live in a world of psychic phenomena. They have the ability to instantly ‘read’ people, ascertain their motives, and seep into their subconscious. Scorpio are highly intuitive, almost ‘mind readers’ especially about their loved ones ; vulnerable to clairaudience, clarsetience, messages and synchronicities. They can easily perceive messages from the paranormal. Sagittarius: Sagittarius have an eery ‘dead on’ intuition. They seem to know when things are going to happen. They have a ‘radar’ in that, if Sagittarians are thinking about someone, chances are they are thinking about them too. Susceptible to clairvoyance, clairaudience. They can easily perceive messages from the paranormal. Capricorn: Capricorns psychically know the pace of life. When it is time for them to grow, they start before any clues are out there or any information is available. They make the intense changes at the right times in their lives. They are born old souls, with innate wisdom.
Aquarius: Aquarius are a strongly intuitive sign. Electrified by Uranus, Aquarius stimulate others with thought, and have the ability to see things ‘exactly as they are’. They are also know to be quite precognitive, and pick up ‘signals’. Susceptible to clairaudience and clairsentient. Pisces: Pisces is the most psychic sign of the zodiac. As the twelfth sign they have walked in the footsteps of every other sign (may be the cause of their feet problems!) and instantly know how to empathise with others, comfort them and understand them. Also psychic sponges, Pisceans soak up the moods of those in their company. They can easily perceive messages from the paranormal; especially in dreams.
aries : telekinesis
taurus : animal communication
gemini : laser vision
cancer : empath
leo : no power, you're just a good person
virgo : super speed
libra : super intelligence
scorpio : mind control
sagittarius : super strength
capricorn : immortality
aquarius : being rich
pisces : all of them
💐Flower Bouquet:
Aries: Tulips.
Taurus: Lilies.
Gemini: Roses.
Cancer: Delphiniums.
Leo: Sunflowers.
Virgo: Daisies.
Libra: Hydrangeas.
Scorpio: Peonies.
Sagittarius: Carnations.
Capricorn: African Violets.
Aquarius: Orchids.
Pisces: Alstroemeria.
💎Jewelry:
Aries: Bracelet with Carnelian.
Taurus: Lapis Lazuli and Diamonds Studs.
Gemini: Tiger's Eye Earrings.
Cancer: Moonstone Teardrop Ear Cuff.
Leo: Golden Amber Ring.
Virgo: Yellow Sapphire Bracelet.
Libra: Smoky Quartz Pendant.
Scorpio: Onyx Earrings.
Sagittarius: Turquoise, Opal and Diamond Ring.
Capricorn: Blue Chalcedony Charm.
Aquarius: Green Fluorite Earrings.
Pisces: Labradorite Earrings.
⚗Perfumes:
Aries: Dior Diorissimo.
Taurus: Couture! Moschino.
Gemini: Tous Tous H2O.
Cancer: Gucci Guilty Gucci.
Leo: Obsession Sheer Calvin Klein.
Virgo: Miss Dior Chérie Christian Dior.
Libra: Viktor & Rolf Flowerbomb La Vie en Rose.
Scorpio: Black Opium Yves Saint Laurent.
Sagittarius: Rose Essentielle Bvlgari.
Capricorn: Oscar Flor Oscar de la Renta.
Aquarius: Euphoria Calvin Klein.
Pisces: Ange Ou Démon Le Secret Givenchy.
🛍... Or any of these:
Aries: Wine.
Taurus: Scented Candles.
Gemini: Phone Case.
Cancer: "Best Mom Ever" tee.
Leo: Makeup.
Virgo: Notepad.
Libra: Gift Card for her favorite shop.
Scorpio: Keychain.
Sagittarius: Photo Album of Family Vacations.
Capricorn: Alarm Clock.
Aquarius: Bike.
Pisces: Shoes.
Aries : "You can love a monster, it can even love you back, but that doesn’t change its nature."
Taurus : "I can never fight for myself, but, for others, I can kill."
Gemini : "You are damaged and broken and unhinged. But so are shooting stars and comets."
Cancer : "And sometimes I have kept my feelings to myself, because I could find no language to describe them in."
Leo : "I am destroying myself so other people can’t and it’s the worst kind of control but it’s the only form I know."
Virgo : "I exist too much, I feel too much, think too much. Reality is crushing the life out of me."
Libra : “You wear a mask for so long, you forget who you were beneath it.”
Scorpio : “The monsters were never under my bed. Because the monsters were inside my head.”
Sagittarius : "She had a passionate longing for the garden, the darkness, the pure sky, the stars."
Capricorn : "I’m a sad collection of maybes and almost."
Aquarius : "I’d rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not."
Pisces : "She liked to disappear, even when she was in the same room as other people. It was a talent, as it was a curse."
The gripping sequel. The holding sequel. The squeezing sequel. Sequel, get off me.
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my Sam!sim got caught on fire and it’s not even funny even more
why do they all have to burn?
I feel ya Sam
Aries: Musical
Taurus: Naturalistic
Gemini: Fuck You
Cancer: Intrapersonal
Leo: Verbal-Linguistic
Virgo: Interpersonal
Libra: Bodily-Kinesthetic
Scorpio: Murder
Sagittarius: Visual-Spatial
Capricorn: Logical-Mathematical
Aquarius: Intrapersonal
Pisces: Crying