Sadness Expressions Of The Zodiac Signs

The Signs as Rain

Gemini: Sudden storm that wasn't on the forecast.

Cancer: A soft drizzle that you don't need an umbrella for.

Leo: Really loud rain that you can hear even when the windows are shut.

Virgo: Not even "rain" more like mist.

Libra: The first few drops before a HUGE storm

Scorpio: A FUCKING HURRICANE

Sagittarius: Really cold rain on a hot day.

Capricorn: The extra rain drops the day after a storm that balance on leaves and fall when the wind blows.

Aquarius: A loud thunderstorm with lots of lightning and harsh wind.

Pisces: The smell before it actually starts raining.

Aries: Rain when the wind blows it sideways and you still get wet even though you have an umbrella.

Taurus: A storm that lasts for days on end.

THE SIGNS AS THE 7 DEMON PRINCES OF HELL

Lucifer (pride) - Leo, Aquarius

Beelzebub (envy) - Gemini, Virgo

Sathanus (wrath) - Aries, Sagittarius

Abaddon (sloth) - Pisces

Mammon (greed) - Capricorn

Belphegor (gluttony) - Taurus, Cancer

Asmodeus (lust) - Libra, Scorpio

The Signs as Cats

Aries: A small, friendly calico cat that loves to play and run around. doesn't enjoy cuddling too much, but is lovable as hell!

Taurus: Fluffy Siberian cat with big eyes that you fall in love with the second you see them. Very sweet and loving, they're the cat you'll want to keep.

Gemini: A Manx, very cute and friendly, but they're different than the rest. Usually an outsider, but they have a heart of gold.

Cancer: Munchkin cat! They're loved by everyone, a crowd favorite. No one can say no to them, even if they can be a little evil sometimes. They're always forgiven.

Leo: A small, fluffy, Scottish Fold. Leo's are great friends, and not everyone can have them as their friend. But if you get one, you'll feel extremely lucky.

Virgo: Siamese cat that is beautiful inside and out. They're kind and fun and always make everyone feel welcome.

Libra: A fluffy Maine Coon. They're sweet and pretty and fun, but if you get too close, they'll attack. They love your attention, but don't get too friendly!

Scorpio: Big ass Persian cat! Lovable and sweet and your best friend - but you have to let them warm up to you before you get too close.

Sagittarius: Savannah cat. They look like they won't be friendly and they'll attack, but they're just as nice as any other cat.

Capricorn: A sweet, loving Ragdoll. They don't get as much love as they should, but they don't mind. They appreciate any amount of attention and kindness they get, and they'll give it right back!

Aquarius: A classic Tabby cat. Some may say they're not special or unique, but they each have a personality you can't help but love.

Pisces: Bombay cat. They're cute and friendly at first, but they can attack you like a panther if you don't give them what they want. Make sure you give them lots of attention and love, and they'll be your best friend.

of heaven and hell

aries: a heavenly body of grace coming to accompany a hurt soul to bring them where they belong, covered in iron armor or a white dress with a red bleed at the heart, not indicating their cause of death

taurus: a strong advisor alternating between being a welcomer at the gates of heaven as well as the gates of hell, previously a tortured soul whom has now found peace, takes on the form of a young teen

gemini: an administer of purgatory who manipulates indecisive souls, typically skips or sprints to their destination, takes on the form of a child

cancer: a scribe at the check-in of purgatory, automatically recognizes you and writes down your name, and asks you to write your signature with a feather and quill in the adjacent box with a smile, takes on the form of the first person you lost in your life

leo: a floating body with a back-lit seemingly angelic presence, generally a guide amongst the stairway to heaven, or a transporter between the various layers of hell (often lets people they deem innocent to escape), takes on the form of their favorite age of their most recent life

virgo: an esteemed coach/trainer for anyone wanting to move up from purgatory or to escape hell, granted permission to do so by the Higher Power, takes on their form of themselves one year before they died, but generally with animal-like adaptations (wings, horns, feathers, etc.)

libra: used as an exemplary for anyone in any faction of the Afterlife, has been to all three factions (for various reasons), and now cannot be reincarnated and serves as a council member of the Higher Power, is allowed to serve with one loved one, both in their form of when they first fell in love or discovered their bond

scorpio: a guardian angel who takes upon their eventual age in their twenties, however looks nothing like a stereotypical angel and is amongst the living, visible only to those who seek their help willingly

sagittarius: the guardian of all animals, who gives each animal the best care possible and finds their owners to reunite them eventually, serves with their best friend from their most recent life, and can communicate with animals they have been reincarnated as once before, takes on the same form as virgo

capricorn: the one who ties up all loose ends and makes amends between the dead and the living, (for example) if a dead soul hadn't gotten to say goodbye to a loved one, they would deliver a sense of peace to the loved one, also known as the stage of acceptance in the five stages of grief, takes on any form they wish

aquarius: a Judge apart of the Higher Power council, who determines where a person is to go; Heaven, Purgatory, etc., often feels guilt or regret toward their decisions, takes on the form of themselves during the age they were the most pure

pisces: takes on the form at which they found themselves the most beautiful, is the orchestrator of all heavenly activities, and arguably has the most envied job in all of the Afterlife

THE SIGNS AS GHOSTS

Aries: *scares the fuck out of a family*

Taurus: *possesses objects and shit*

Gemini: *acts like a guardian angel but in reality wants to possess someone*

Cancer: *weeping loudly 24/7*

Leo: *constantly contacting people through Ouija boards*

Virgo: *tries to act like they're still alive*

Libra: *walks through walls to amuse themselves*

Scorpio: *tricks child into releasing a demon*

Sagittarius: *constantly knocking over shit because they think they can walk through everything*

Capricorn: *haunts their ex's and enemies*

Aquarius: *hides in attics and makes loud af noises*

Pisces: *jump scares everyone*

The Signs as The Muses

Calliope (epic poetry): Leo, Capricorn

Clio (History): Aries

Erato (lyric poetry): Pisces

Melpomene (tragedy): Cancer,

Euterpe (music): Aquarius,

Urania (astronomy): Taurus, Libra

Thalia (comedy): Gemini, Sagittarius

Polyhymnia (choral poetry): Scorpio

Terpsichore (dance): Virgo

i wish all of five’s companions had travelled together part 2

The signs as mythical creatures

ARIES: Dragon, Werewolf, Vampire

TAURUS: Hippogriff, Unicorn, Giant

GEMINI: Vampire, Basilisk, 

CANCER: Yeti, Basilisk, Unicorn

LEO: Dragon, Sphinx, Angel

VIRGO: Hippogriff, Unicorn, Angel

LIBRA: Unicorn, Giant, Angel

SCORPIO: Dragon, Vampire, Basilisk

SAGITTARIUS: Vampire, Centaur, SATAN

CAPRICORN: Vampire, Yeti, Cersei Lannister

AQUARIUS: Unicorn, Fairy, Angel

PISCES: Mermaid, Siren, Basilisk, Sea Serpent

The Signs as Ocean Life

Aries:Sharks Taurus:Seahorses Gemini:Stingrays Cancer:Hermit Crabs Leo:Dolphins Virgo:Starfish Libra:Clownfish Scorpio:Puffer Fish Sagittarius:Sea Turtles Capricorn:Octopuses Aquarius:Cuttlefish Pisces:Whales

The Signs as Greek Minor Gods

Aries: Nike

Taurus: Pan

Gemini: Phobos & Deimos

Cancer: Hebe

Leo: Hecate

Virgo: Persephone

Libra: Eros (Roman form = Cupid)

Scorpio: Morpheus

Sagittarius: Thanatos

Capricorn: Hestia

Aquarius: Nemesis

Pisces: Iris