THE SIGNS AS THE 7 DEMON PRINCES OF HELL

The Signs as The Muses

Calliope (epic poetry): Leo, Capricorn

Clio (History): Aries

Erato (lyric poetry): Pisces

Melpomene (tragedy): Cancer,

Euterpe (music): Aquarius,

Urania (astronomy): Taurus, Libra

Thalia (comedy): Gemini, Sagittarius

Polyhymnia (choral poetry): Scorpio

Terpsichore (dance): Virgo

THE SIGNS AS CAVEMEN

Aries: Me Tarzan. Probably first to try to kill a wooly mammoth. Or ride a T-rex into battle.

Taurus: Sat around giving orders. Would try to ration food for others, but would ultimately eat the most themselves.

Gemini: First to invent language, develop a writing system.

Cancer: Momma of the tribe. Overprotective, and a matriarch.

Leo: Would skin cheetahs and other large animals to wear at all times. Leader of the pack.

Virgo: Would observe the world around them and attempt to take note of it. Probably first person to chart the stars.

Libra: Came up with a judicial system and language system with Gemini.

Scorpio: Most violent hunter, even as a female.

Sagittarius: Speaks in grunts, probably first person ever to have ADHD.

Capricorn: Would plot hunting strategies.

Aquarius: Resident cave artist.

Pisces: First person to discover fire, and incidentally, first person to get struck by lightning or eaten by a large animal.

The Signs Crying

Aries: A sudden downpour of tears. Usually doesn't last that long, but it's intense.

Taurus: Stand defiant and strong, even if tears are rushing down thier face.

Gemini: Sob and like to be hugged and petted so they don't feel so alone.

Cancer: Cry where they can't be seen.

Leo: Cry so hard that they cant breathe.

Virgo: They try to wipe their eyes really fast and pretend it's not happening but the tears get faster and faster.

Libra: They ugly cry but they look pretty anyway.

Scorpio: literally crumble inside as they cover their faces and act like they're tired and tell people to go away.

Sagittarius: don't realize they're crying until they notice that their vision is blurry.

Capricorn: they never cry but when they do it's a hurricane of sad.

Aquarius: Talk about why they're sad until they choke on tears and just sob.

Pisces: They cry when they're around other people, they're the type that fall into someone's arms sobbing.

The Sign’s Handwriting (Mercury)

**Mercury rules communication, speech, and writing, so it also determines handwriting. You can also check your sun sign for this.

Aries: big letters, gets sloppier as they get farther along—although it may not have been neat to begin with. bares down hard, breaks pencil tips easily. 

Taurus: rigid. classic. doesn’t venture far from the standard letter writing techniques. probably really good at cursive and calligraphy. 

Gemini: constantly changing the way they write letters, switches back and forth between print and cursive. probably good at imitating other people’s handwriting. pointy letters.

Cancer: pretty handwriting. simple. easy to read. letters are spaced kind of far apart. most likely to dot their i’s with circles or hearts.

Leo: big, fanciful letters. has a unique, creative way of writing. they probably do some odd little thing that most people find strange. most obnoxious signature ever. 

Virgo: small, neat, precise letters spaced kind of close together. writes in perfectly straight lines. letters don’t slant. judges people for their sloppy handwriting. 

Libra: teenage girl handwriting where every letter is the same size and height. really neat and aesthetically pleasing to look at. 

Scorpio: possibly sloppy handwriting. curly letters that aren’t always the same size. doesn’t stay inside the lines.

Sagittarius: writes quickly but neatly. doesn’t bare down very hard. writes just above the line and spreads their words out. probably developed really good shorthand for taking notes.

Capricorn: carefully and methodically writes every word. perfect print handwriting. perfect cursive. simple and clean. straight lines. no slants or curves. maybe a little bit boring, as far as handwriting goes.

Aquarius: 75 percent neat. 25 percent sloppy. gets worse as they lose motivation. words may be spread out. Starts writing certain letters differently because they feel like it. has pretty handwriting but always says they don’t.

Pisces: words slant either to the right or left. words are kind of spaced out. doesn’t bare down very hard. handwriting has a dreamy sort of quality. rounded letters. the type to write in half cursive, half print. 

Lilith as Complexes

Lilith in Aries: Icarus Complex

Lilith in Taurus: Cleopatra Complex

Lilith in Gemini: God Complex

Lilith in Cancer: Inferiority Complex

Lilith in Leo: Ego Complex

Lilith in Virgo: Martyr Complex

Lilith in Libra: Adonis Complex

Lilith in Scorpio: Don Juan Complex

Lilith in Sagittarius: Messiah Complex

Lilith in Capricorn: Superiority Complex

Lilith in Aquarius: Napoleon Complex

Lilith in Pisces: Cassandra Complex

THE SIGNS AS GREEK GODS

Aries: Ares, God of War and Chaos

Taurus: Dionysus, God of Pleasure and Wine

Gemini: Hermes, God of Communication

Cancer: Eros, God of Love and Sex

Leo: Zeus, God of Lightning and the Heavens

Virgo: Attis, God of Rebirth

Libra: Chronos, God of Time

Scorpio: Hades, God of the Underworld

Sagittarius: Hephaestus, God of Weapons and Fire

Capricorn: Kratos, God of Strength and Power

Aquarius: Morpheus, God of Dreams and Sleep

Pisces: Poseidon, God of the Oceans

Astrological Metaphors

Aries: Fire + Cardinal. The Spark

Taurus: Earth + Fixed. The Forest

Gemini: Air + Mutable. The Clouds

Cancer: Water + Cardinal. The Ocean

Leo: Fire + Fixed. The Flame

Virgo: Earth + Mutable. The Crops

Libra: Air + Cardinal. The Wind

Scorpio: Water + Fixed. The Lake

Sagittarius: Fire + Mutable. The Wildfire

Capricorn: Earth + Cardinal. The Mountain

Aquarius: Air + Fixed. The Sky

Pisces: Water + Mutable. The Tides

Mercury Signs

Mercury represents how you think, communicate and your intellectual abilities.

Aries: quick-thinking, spontaneous, frank, witty, headstrong, restless

Taurus: patient, thoughtful, practical, deliberate, narrow-minded, one-track mind

Gemini: articulate, witty, versatile, unbiased, flippant, gossiper

Cancer: diplomatic, reliable, tenacious, intuitive, irrational, capricious

Leo: creative, articulate, confident, leader, overbearing, conceited

Virgo: unbiased, analytical, logical, meticulous, remote, clinical

Libra: charming, diplomatic, communicative, social, insincere, indecisive

Scorpio: perceptive, intuitive, insightful, quick-thinking, harsh, intrusive

Sagittarius: sincere, open-minded, clever, cultured, irreverent, grandiose

Capricorn: methodical, grounded, reliable, discriminating, unimaginative, devious

Aquarius: inventive, objective, progressive, social, clinical, unrealistic

Pisces: imaginative, intuitive, philosophical, receptive, evasive, gullible

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