The Signs Reacting To Spring

THE SIGNS AS THINGS I LOVE ABOUT FALL

When the leaves make that cRUNCH SOUND.: Aries, Sagittarius

FUZZY SOCKS: Gemini, Pisces

Sweater weather: Capricorn, Taurus

Halloween!: Aquarius, Leo

PUMPKIN SPICE EVERYTHING: Libra, Cancer

When your breath makes a lil cloud!!!: Scorpio, Virgo

The signs at the Zoo

Aries: *spends most of the day looking at one animal*

Taurus: *has more fun in the cafeteria*

Gemini: *pretends everything's okay when they are actually dying from cuteness overload*

Cancer: *runs away from the ostriches terrified*

Leo: *talks to every animal they see and creates friendships*

Virgo: *tries to find their favourite animal while ignoring the others*

Libra: *is daydreaming half the time*

Scorpio: *has a staring contest with a monkey*

Sagittarius: *somehow ends up in the lion cage*

Capricorn: *names all the animals in the zoo and remembers*

Aquarius: *is more bothered about going home*

Pisces: *cries at how expensive it was to go there for the day*

greek mythology fancasting: richard madden as boreas

Prophecies for the Signs

ARIES: skinned knees and second chances// determination like a blade between your teeth// the summer sun; a sea of grass// the truth coming to be in groups of three

TAURUS: an upwards slope; a shedding of skin// success dangling like a medallion around your neck// the color blue// wistfulness welling up in you like a tsunami// every choice a precipice

GEMINI: selfishness or self-preservation?// your future a flash of headlights, a car veering onto your part of the sidewalk// a red string looped around your pinkie finger// the sun splitting the clouds in two

CANCER: heavy is the head that wears the crown// homesickness for someplace you haven’t been yet// a deep breath in; a straightening of your shoulders// a string of small victories// changes and compromise

LEO: a murder of crows// brown eyes// a fork in the road// an ache for something you thought you’d forgotten// holding a rose in your hand and letting it decay with indecision

VIRGO: metamorphosis// regret tucked under your tongue// a splash of watercolour// the importance of family// the slow chime of the clock, and the realization of lost time

LIBRA: isolation creeping over you like a shadow// each decision heavy in your hands// a horizon bleeding red into the sea// the promise of a better tomorrow, if you’re determined to make tomorrow a better day than today

SCORPIO: disappointment like a wasp’s sting//  silk against sun-burnt skin// warm hands sliding up the slope of your arms// suspicion sinking you six feet under

SAGITTARIUS: self-loathing and self-reflection// hope tucked into your back pocket// a bout of determination// the night air knife-sharp in your throat 

CAPRICORN: the hand pulling you out of the water is yours// trust like a sword between your shaking fingers// a reward when you least expect it// and to hold onto anger for too long is to guarantee a burn 

AQUARIUS: life is a series of falling down, only to pick yourself back up again// wishing wells and north stars// shining a light on loneliness; watching it dissipate// success and self-worth

PISCES: choices and consequences// glitter streaked across your skin like scales// true friends making themselves clear// always two steps forwards, one step back

THE SIGNS AS BENDERS

Fire Benders: Leo, Sagittarius

Water Benders: Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces

Earth Benders: Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn

Air Benders: Gemini, Libra, Aquarius

The Avatar: Aries

the signs as types of tired

sleepy tired: pisces, gemini drained tired: sagittarius, aries done with life tired: taurus, virgo i dont want to fucking interact with anyone tired: capricorn, aquarius im sad tired: scorpio, cancer im very passive aggressive and just waiting until you realise what you’ve done wrong tired: LIBRA, leo

The signs as complexes

Aries: superiority complex

Taurus: Jonah complex

Gemini: Adonis complex

Cancer: persecution complex

Leo: god complex

Virgo: intelligence complex

Libra: peter pan complex

Scorpio: Cleopatra complex

Sagittarius: opinion complex

Capricorn: Failure complex

Aquarius: obstacles complex

Pisces: martyr complex

The Signs as Angels

SERAPHIM; These are the angels who are closest to God. They encircle his throne and emit an intense fiery light representing his love. Seraphim are considered “fiery serpents” and not even the other divine beings may look at them. There are only four of them and each has four faces and six wings. When they come to Earth, they leave their serpent appearance behind, preferring tall, thin, clean-cut human embodiments.

Aries, Cancer, Leo, Libra, Sagittarius, Pisces

CHERUBIM; These angels are the keepers of celestial records and hold the knowledge of God. They are sent to Earth with great tasks, such as expelling humankind from the Garden of Eden. Ancient art depicts cherubim as sphinx-like, winged creatures with human faces, not the fat babies with wings that now grace greeting cards and book covers. Ophaniel, Rikbiel, and Zophiel are cherubim, as was Satan before his fall to evil.

Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius

THRONES; Thrones’ appearance is perhaps the most bizarre of the first grouping. They are said to look like great glowing wheels covered with many eyes. They serve as God’s chariot and dispense his judgment in order to carry out his desires for us. The angels in the second choir can exist in a state of transition between the celestial and human worlds. They are considered heavenly governors, attempting to strike a balance between matter and spirit, good and bad.

Taurus, Virgo, Libra, Capricorn, Aquarius

DOMINATIONS; Think of dominions as middle management. They receive orders from seraphim and cherubim, then dish out duties to the “worker bee” angels of the lower orders. Their main purpose is to make sure that the cosmos remains in order by sending down power to heads of government and other authority figures. Zadkiel (sometimes called Hashmal) is the chief of this order.

Gemini, Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Pisces

VIRTUES; Shaped like sparks of light, virtues are in charge of maintaining the natural world, and they inspire living things in areas such as science. They also take orders from the angels above and convert them into miracles for the deserving. When they make themselves known to us in their earthly form, they are musicians, artists, healers, and scientists who work with the power of love, as well as physics. The two angels at the ascension of Jesus are believed to have been virtues.

Taurus, Virgo, LIBRA, Sagittarius, Aquarius, PISCES

POWERS; In their celestial form, powers appear like brightly colored, hazy fumes. Powers are border patrol agents between heaven and Earth. They are the angels of birth and death. Some believe that they also preside over demons who wish to overthrow the world, while others, namely St. Paul, thought the powers themselves were the evil ones. In any case, powers are a group of experts who serve as advisers in terms of religion, theology, and ideology.The third choir is best known to us because they are most like us with their vulnerability to the act of sinning.

Aries, Gemini, Leo, Scorpio Aquarius

PRINCIPALITIES; These angelic beings are shaped like rays of light. Just like a principal in school, it’s the principalities who oversee everything. They guide our entire world – nations, cities, and towns. What’s more, they are in charge of religion and politics. As if their plate isn’t full enough, they are also in charge of managing the earthly duties of the angels below them.

Aries, Taurus, Leo, Virgo, Scorpio, CAPRICORN

ARCHANGELS; They, along with the angels, are guardians of people and all things physical. But don’t call on them to help you personally; archangels respond best when dealing with matters involving all humankind. They are the first order of angels that appear only in human form. As such, they function among us as pioneers for change in the form of explorers, philosophers, and human rights leaders. This order is most commonly known because they are mentioned by name in the Bible – Michael, Gabriel, and Raphael.

Aries, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Capricorn, AQUARIUS, Pisces

(GUARDIAN) ANGELS; Angels are the true intermediaries between God and individual people. Angels don’t watch over nations; they safeguard households and individuals who believe in God and keep them safe from demons. They nurture, counsel, and heal. We all have a “personal angel,” better known as our guardian angel, with us daily.

Taurus, Cancer, Virgo, LIBRA, Aquarius, PISCES

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THE SIGNS AS CIRCUS PERFORMERS

Aries: Fire eater, daring and proud

Taurus: Strongman, reliable yet powerful

Gemini: Contortionist, flexible and adaptable

Cancer: Clown, silly and playful

Leo: Ringmaster, the commander and center of attention

Virgo: Tightrope walker, perfectionist and graceful

Libra: Mime, expressive and convincing

Scorpio: Magician, mysterious yet charming

Sagittarius: Daredevil, brave and optimistic

Capricorn: Juggler, concentrated and a multi-tasker

Aquarius: Acrobat, energetic and intelligent

Pisces: Trapeze Artist, free-flowing and intuitive

Astrological Fun Facts: Surprising Things the Zodiac Signs Represent

Aries: Renewal, Birth, Military, Arrows, Alcohol, Noise, Tobacco, Iron, Weapons.

Taurus: Clothing, Corruption, Debts, Shopping, Copper, Fragrance, Gardening, Money, Flowers, Singing.

Gemini: Curiosity, Networking, Phone Calls, Numbers, Bisexuality, Dictionaries, Transportation.

Cancer: Childhood, Visions, Mirrors, Silver, Dogs, Wolves, Glass, Insomnia, Lilies, Pearls, Rain.

Leo: Growth, Celebrations, Gambling, Pets, Lemons, Horses, Daytime, Marketing, Honor.

Virgo: Feminism, Cats, Discernment, Small pets, Mathematics, Grammar, Memory, Quizzes, Reading.

Libra: Lawsuits, Cats, Ballet, Brides, Equality, Fashion, Females, Roses, Music, Perfume.

Scorpio: Regeneration, Rehab, Atomic Power, Rage, Volcanoes, Explosions, Resentment, Plumbing.

Sagittarius: Religion, Morals, Foreigners, Abundance, Blessings, Gluttony, Temples, Aims, Wisdom.

Capricorn: Social Status, Fame, Authority Figures, Time, Gravity, Cemeteries, Silence, Remorse.

Aquarius: Hopes, Social Circle, Adoption, Clubs, Magic, Astrology, Airplanes, X-Rays, Space, Light.

Pisces: Healing, Conspiracies, Spying, Liquids, Movies, Glamour, Petroleum, Drugs, Fog, Confusion, Expansion.