THE SIGNS AS ASYLUM PATIENTS

new romantics

aries: "and every day is like a battle, but every night with us is like a dream."

taurus: "it's poker, he can't see it in my face but i'm about to play my ace."

gemini: "we're too busy dancing to get knocked off our feet."

cancer: "cause baby i could build a castle, out of all the bricks they threw at me."

leo: "the rumors are terrible and cruel but honey, most of them are true."

virgo: "we're all here, the lights and noise are blinding.

we hang back, it's all in the timing."

libra: "we play dumb, but we know exactly what we're doing."

scorpio: "we need love, but all we want is danger."

sagittarius: "we team up, and switch sides like a record changer."

capricorn: "we cry tears of mascara in the bathroom, honey, life is just a classroom."

aquarius: "we're so young, but we're on the road to ruin."

pisces: "heartbreak is the national anthem, we sing it proudly."

the signs if they could fly

cheats during gym by flying the fuck home: taurus, gemini, aquarius, capricorn

tries to do flips in the air: virgo, libra, scorpio, pisces

chillin on the roof of the school wen theyre supposed to be in math: aries, cancer, leo, sagittarius

Mother's Day Gifts for the Signs.🎁

💐Flower Bouquet:

Aries: Tulips.

Taurus: Lilies.

Gemini: Roses.

Cancer: Delphiniums.

Leo: Sunflowers.

Virgo: Daisies.

Libra: Hydrangeas.

Scorpio: Peonies.

Sagittarius: Carnations.

Capricorn: African Violets.

Aquarius: Orchids.

Pisces: Alstroemeria.

💎Jewelry:

Aries: Bracelet with Carnelian.

Taurus: Lapis Lazuli and Diamonds Studs.

Gemini: Tiger's Eye Earrings.

Cancer: Moonstone Teardrop Ear Cuff.

Leo: Golden Amber Ring.

Virgo: Yellow Sapphire Bracelet.

Libra: Smoky Quartz Pendant.

Scorpio: Onyx Earrings.

Sagittarius: Turquoise, Opal and Diamond Ring.

Capricorn: Blue Chalcedony Charm.

Aquarius: Green Fluorite Earrings.

Pisces: Labradorite Earrings.

⚗Perfumes:

Aries: Dior Diorissimo.

Taurus: Couture! Moschino.

Gemini: Tous Tous H2O.

Cancer: Gucci Guilty Gucci.

Leo: Obsession Sheer Calvin Klein.

Virgo: Miss Dior Chérie Christian Dior.

Libra: Viktor & Rolf Flowerbomb La Vie en Rose.

Scorpio: Black Opium Yves Saint Laurent.

Sagittarius: Rose Essentielle Bvlgari.

Capricorn: Oscar Flor Oscar de la Renta.

Aquarius: Euphoria Calvin Klein.

Pisces: Ange Ou Démon Le Secret Givenchy.

🛍... Or any of these:

Aries: Wine.

Taurus: Scented Candles.

Gemini: Phone Case.

Cancer: "Best Mom Ever" tee.

Leo: Makeup.

Virgo: Notepad.

Libra: Gift Card for her favorite shop.

Scorpio: Keychain.

Sagittarius: Photo Album of Family Vacations.

Capricorn: Alarm Clock.

Aquarius: Bike.

Pisces: Shoes.

Emotions #1

Aries: The eerie, forlorn atmosphere of a place that is usually bustling with people but is now abandoned and quiet

Taurus: The amniotic tranquility of being indoors during a thunderstorm

Gemini: Frustration with how long it takes to get to know someone

Cancer: The tendency to give up trying to talk about an experience because people are unable to relate to it

Leo: The unsettling awareness of your own heartbeat

Virgo: The strange wistfulness of used bookshops

Libra: The frustration of photographic something amazing when thousands of identical photos already exist

Scorpio: The ambiguous intensity of Looking someone in the eye, which can feel simultaneously invasive and vulnerable

Sagittarius: The frustration of being stuck in just one body, that inhabits only one place at a time

Capricorn: A conversation in which everyone is talking, but nobody is listening

Aquarius: A sadness that you’ll never be able to know how history will turn out

Pisces: A state of exhaustion inspired by acts of senseless violence

Colorful Astrology: Shades of PURPLE

Aries: Lilac

Taurus: Iris

Gemini: Jam

Cancer: Heather

Leo: Mangenta

Virgo: Grape

Libra: Lavender

Scorpio: Wine

Sagittarius: Periwinkle

Capricorn: Mauve

Aquarius: Violet

Pisces: Amethyst

/// Color Palette: http://tinyurl.com/o43cfsw

The Signs as Angels

SERAPHIM; These are the angels who are closest to God. They encircle his throne and emit an intense fiery light representing his love. Seraphim are considered “fiery serpents” and not even the other divine beings may look at them. There are only four of them and each has four faces and six wings. When they come to Earth, they leave their serpent appearance behind, preferring tall, thin, clean-cut human embodiments.

Aries, Cancer, Leo, Libra, Sagittarius, Pisces

CHERUBIM; These angels are the keepers of celestial records and hold the knowledge of God. They are sent to Earth with great tasks, such as expelling humankind from the Garden of Eden. Ancient art depicts cherubim as sphinx-like, winged creatures with human faces, not the fat babies with wings that now grace greeting cards and book covers. Ophaniel, Rikbiel, and Zophiel are cherubim, as was Satan before his fall to evil.

Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius

THRONES; Thrones’ appearance is perhaps the most bizarre of the first grouping. They are said to look like great glowing wheels covered with many eyes. They serve as God’s chariot and dispense his judgment in order to carry out his desires for us. The angels in the second choir can exist in a state of transition between the celestial and human worlds. They are considered heavenly governors, attempting to strike a balance between matter and spirit, good and bad.

Taurus, Virgo, Libra, Capricorn, Aquarius

DOMINATIONS; Think of dominions as middle management. They receive orders from seraphim and cherubim, then dish out duties to the “worker bee” angels of the lower orders. Their main purpose is to make sure that the cosmos remains in order by sending down power to heads of government and other authority figures. Zadkiel (sometimes called Hashmal) is the chief of this order.

Gemini, Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Pisces

VIRTUES; Shaped like sparks of light, virtues are in charge of maintaining the natural world, and they inspire living things in areas such as science. They also take orders from the angels above and convert them into miracles for the deserving. When they make themselves known to us in their earthly form, they are musicians, artists, healers, and scientists who work with the power of love, as well as physics. The two angels at the ascension of Jesus are believed to have been virtues.

Taurus, Virgo, LIBRA, Sagittarius, Aquarius, PISCES

POWERS; In their celestial form, powers appear like brightly colored, hazy fumes. Powers are border patrol agents between heaven and Earth. They are the angels of birth and death. Some believe that they also preside over demons who wish to overthrow the world, while others, namely St. Paul, thought the powers themselves were the evil ones. In any case, powers are a group of experts who serve as advisers in terms of religion, theology, and ideology.The third choir is best known to us because they are most like us with their vulnerability to the act of sinning.

Aries, Gemini, Leo, Scorpio Aquarius

PRINCIPALITIES; These angelic beings are shaped like rays of light. Just like a principal in school, it’s the principalities who oversee everything. They guide our entire world – nations, cities, and towns. What’s more, they are in charge of religion and politics. As if their plate isn’t full enough, they are also in charge of managing the earthly duties of the angels below them.

Aries, Taurus, Leo, Virgo, Scorpio, CAPRICORN

ARCHANGELS; They, along with the angels, are guardians of people and all things physical. But don’t call on them to help you personally; archangels respond best when dealing with matters involving all humankind. They are the first order of angels that appear only in human form. As such, they function among us as pioneers for change in the form of explorers, philosophers, and human rights leaders. This order is most commonly known because they are mentioned by name in the Bible – Michael, Gabriel, and Raphael.

Aries, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Capricorn, AQUARIUS, Pisces

(GUARDIAN) ANGELS; Angels are the true intermediaries between God and individual people. Angels don’t watch over nations; they safeguard households and individuals who believe in God and keep them safe from demons. They nurture, counsel, and heal. We all have a “personal angel,” better known as our guardian angel, with us daily.

Taurus, Cancer, Virgo, LIBRA, Aquarius, PISCES

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The Signs as the 12 Olympians

Aries: Hephaestus

Taurus: Demeter

Gemini: Hermes

Cancer: Hera

Leo: Zeus

Virgo: Athena

Libra: Aphrodite

Scorpio: Ares

Sagittarius: Apollo

Capricorn: Artemis

Aquarius: Dionysus

Pisces: Poseidon

Weird Holidays the Signs should celebrate

Aries: Common Courtesy Day (Mar 21)

Taurus: Pizza Party Day (May 19)

Gemini: Repeat Day (June 3)

Cancer: Take your Dog to Work Day (June 23)

Leo: Lazy Day (Aug 10)

Virgo: Be Late for Something Day (Sep 5)

Libra: Wear Something Gaudy Day (Oct 17)

Scorpio: National Absurdity Day (Nov 20)

Sagittarius: Pretend to be a Time Traveler Day (Dec 8)

Capricorn: Make up your Mind Day (Dec 31)

Aquarius Don’t Cry Over Spilled Milk Day (11 Feb, United States)

Pisces: Public Sleeping Day (Mar 16)

The Signs As Thoughts During School

Aries: If this bitch doesn't shut the fuck up this whole classroom is going to feel my wrath

Taurus: I wonder if I could sue the school for trying to poison me with this cardboard pizza

Gemini: I wonder when my teacher lost their virginity

Cancer: Whoever invented school needs a high five in the face with a fucking brick

Leo: I could just get up and leave right now, no one can stop me why the fuck am i still here?!?!

Virgo: There's only (random number) days left until summer

Libra: I can't wait to graduate so i never have to deal with these dumb fucks ever again

Scorpio: Fuck this shit i'm gonna be famous anyway

Sagittarius: Oh my god who the hell cares

Capricorn: I'm surrounded by idiots

Aquarius: How much trouble would i get in if i slapped a bitch? Probably a lot, but it's worth it.

Pisces: Do girls really think that wearing three pounds of makeup makes them look attractive? Or are they just going for the look that matches their personality

Ways the signs die in the Sims

Aries: Tried building a fire and got burned alive

Taurus: Stayed too long at the sauna

Gemini: Smashed by a vending machine

Cancer: Died of hysterical laughter

Leo: Got rejected and died of embarrassment

Virgo: Electrocuted while trying to repair the TV

Libra: Killed by flies after letting the dishes pile up

Scorpio: Tried doing the watery grave trick and drowned

Sagittarius: Exhaustion from too much physical activity

Capricorn: Killed by a Cow Plant while milking it

Aquarius: Poked around in a tomb and got mummy-cursed

Pisces: Had a satellite fall on them while stargazing