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The Signs as Crowley Quotes

Aries: "I do what I want, when I want."

Taurus: "That's my line!"

Gemini: "We have a little something called integrity!"

Cancer: "I just want to be loved!"

Leo: "Love it when you get all tough."

Virgo: "I'm in the business of making dreams come true."

Libra: "Maybe you should try Plan D, for 'dumbass'."

Scorpio: "Let's go take a howl at that moon."

Sagittarius: "I torture all my friends, it's how I show love."

Capricorn: "I was an attractive child, I could juggle."

Aquarius: "This is, by far, the dumbest idea you've ever had!"

Pisces: "Feelings!"

The signs at the Zoo

Aries: *spends most of the day looking at one animal*

Taurus: *has more fun in the cafeteria*

Gemini: *pretends everything's okay when they are actually dying from cuteness overload*

Cancer: *runs away from the ostriches terrified*

Leo: *talks to every animal they see and creates friendships*

Virgo: *tries to find their favourite animal while ignoring the others*

Libra: *is daydreaming half the time*

Scorpio: *has a staring contest with a monkey*

Sagittarius: *somehow ends up in the lion cage*

Capricorn: *names all the animals in the zoo and remembers*

Aquarius: *is more bothered about going home*

Pisces: *cries at how expensive it was to go there for the day*

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THE SIGNS AS BENDERS

Fire Benders: Leo, Sagittarius

Water Benders: Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces

Earth Benders: Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn

Air Benders: Gemini, Libra, Aquarius

The Avatar: Aries

the signs as types of tired

sleepy tired: pisces, gemini drained tired: sagittarius, aries done with life tired: taurus, virgo i dont want to fucking interact with anyone tired: capricorn, aquarius im sad tired: scorpio, cancer im very passive aggressive and just waiting until you realise what you’ve done wrong tired: LIBRA, leo

The Signs Expecting A New Baby

Aries: *rubs hands manically* “Yesss, a new devil spawn had been born >:)”

Taurus: *is genuinely excited* Gemini: “oh yay!^_^ I’m gonna take it scuba diving”

Cancer: *hates it at first and then loves it 5 minutes later*

Leo: “No I WAS THE ONLY CHILD!……..You little bitch”

Virgo: *teaching it to talk at 7 weeks old* “Fucking say it: Iridocyclitis”

Libra: “Awe, I’m gonna share all my clothes and all that other shit with it!”

Scorpio: “GREAT, another asshole in the family”

Sagittarius: “God DAMMIY DAD WRAP IT UP”

Capricorn: “Here’s the deal: I’ll love it until it begins to talk. After that, DITCH IT”

Aquarius: “ugh ok”

Pisces: *is the new baby; fuckin adorable*

Weird Holidays the Signs should celebrate

Aries: Common Courtesy Day (Mar 21)

Taurus: Pizza Party Day (May 19)

Gemini: Repeat Day (June 3)

Cancer: Take your Dog to Work Day (June 23)

Leo: Lazy Day (Aug 10)

Virgo: Be Late for Something Day (Sep 5)

Libra: Wear Something Gaudy Day (Oct 17)

Scorpio: National Absurdity Day (Nov 20)

Sagittarius: Pretend to be a Time Traveler Day (Dec 8)

Capricorn: Make up your Mind Day (Dec 31)

Aquarius Don’t Cry Over Spilled Milk Day (11 Feb, United States)

Pisces: Public Sleeping Day (Mar 16)

Venus Signs

Gemini Venus (Communication, Intellectual, Obscure, Indecisive, Tease, Witty)

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The Signs Realizing They Love Someone

Aries: Gets excited; immediately says it; is the sweetest person ever and really passionate lover; realizes they don’t anymore over time; repeats

Taurus: Puts their guard up; eventually cracks and tells the person; claims possession of the person

Gemini: Gets excited about it, but is really anxious; becomes a completely different person; constantly falls in and out of love though

Cancer: Questions it; gets scared; realizes they really do love the person; takes their time saying it, but once they do, they say it every chance they get; does anything for that person

Leo: Throws their heart on a platter; shares their limelight; busts their ass out of generosity and love

Virgo: Is completely taken aback; tries not to let the person know for as long as possible; stays in denial for awhile; completely takes care of their partner and becomes a crazy stalker

Libra: Gets bubbly and excited; changes their ways and tries to cut off all their hoes; might slip up here and there but genuinely tries to be with their partner 24/7

Scorpio: Doesn’t trust it; over time lets their walls come down but still is a mystery; becomes super possessive but also romantic af

Sagittarius: Sees it as a challenge; tries to explore this new feeling they have; actually can become very loyal and romantic

Capricorn: Weighs the pros and cons; if they like the pros, they tell the person; tries to be more open and loving

Aquarius: “Oh shit. I’m in love? Damn. I’m in love. Love…What’s love anyway? I don’t know, but I think I really like this one.”

Pisces: Throws themself into the relationship; becomes very trusting and lovey dovey; makes themself always available for their lover

The signs as emotions you feel but don't know the word for

Aries: Hanker Sore - Finding a person so attractive it actually kinda pisses you off Taurus: Pâro - The feeling that no matter what you do it’s always wrong Gemini: Adronitis - Frustration with how long it takes to get to know someone Cancer: Anemoia - Nostalgia from a time you’ve never known Leo: Catroptric Tristesse - The sadness that you’ll never really know what other people think of you, whether good, bad or if at all Virgo: Monachopsis - The subtle but persistent feeling of being out of place Libra: Heartworm - A relationship or friendship you can’t get out of your head, which you thought had faded long ago but is somehow still alive and unfinished Scorpio: Ambedo - A kind of melancholic trance in which you become completely absorbed in vivid sensory details Sagittarius: Fata Organa - A flash of real emotion in someone sitting across the room, someone’s eyes glinting with vulnerability or cosmic boredom Capricorn: Mauerbauertraurigkeit - The unexplainable urge to push people away, even close friends or people who you really like Aquarius: Mal de Coucou - A phenomenon in which you have an active social life but very few close friends Pisces: Liberosis - The desire to care less about things