Life Imitates Art

would you be open to writing dark content for the jackass boys x reader? 🥺🫡

hi, define darker stuff please!! but if you mean it in a modern booktok-stalking-borderline-abuse way, then absolutely not, I'm strongly against this kind of stuff, especially that I know that there are younger people reading my posts! the darkest thing you will find here is probably just some angst/heartbreak/yearning for the love that never happened.

the world is already full of abuse content disguised as the new flavour of content for the young girls, which can influence their view of what is normal and acceptable in relationships. Jackass guys in my universe can be silly, goofy or angsty, but they always treat the reader with respect. Excuse my rant, but I just have a lot to say about the current normalisation of this kind of stuff.

anyway, here's my family portrait once again, I wish you all the best day possible!

Happy Mianus Monday, everybody!!

Ville Valo, Feb 18, 2003

real

today some old dude at the skateshop tried to mansplain to me who tony hawk is and what is his lore . . . i wish i had some reddit-type-of-beat comeback at hand, but i just left that at oh yeah, i know! (he didn't listen)

stop trying to gatekeep my old men from me me please :(( next time i'm whipping out my phone and showing them my tumblr fr

i need smutty headcons with ehren mcghehey GOD 😭 nobody is writting ahout this fucking man and i love him

(slightly) smutty ehren mcghehey headcanons!

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ehren treats you like a princess/prince. although he can be a bit shy about more in-your-face pda, he makes it up for you when you are alone. i’m talking homemade, elaborate dinners, date nights in the arcade or movie marathons (he always lets you pick your favorite films!)

he really likes it when you tell him directly what to do. this man can be indecisive, and straightforward commands can really get him going.

he’s a really great kisser (especially after e got his implant for the pulled out tooth [i’m sorry])! ehren also pays attention to show his love and gratitude by longer series of smaller kisses to your neck and collarbones – which can often lead to you almost losing your senses, so better tread with caution!

he loves to simply be close to you. it’s the type of guy who holds your hand through the whole movie in the cinema, helps you with putting your coat on and likes it so much when you sit on his lap on any occasion.

he can get a little protective, especially if someone criticizes you. *hey, watch it, y/n didn’t actually mean it!* in his eyes, you will always be an angel who couldn’t hurt a fly. like a medieval knight, he’s eager to fight your battles for you, so you sometimes have to remind him that you can take care of yourself.

he gets really affectionate when he's drunk. this man just can't get his eyes (and hands) off of you. he worships you then even more, sometimes leaving his friends confused, when he stands up from the table to confess his love to you.

when your phone buzzes randomly in the middle of the night, you can be sure that it's from ehren. this guy just loves to send you teasing texts when he's away filming another stunts. words of affirmation, confessions of love, but also promises of everything he's going to do to you once he comes back. while it was usually all talk and no action with most of the guys you've been with, you can attest that this man, ehren mcghehey, has never broken his word.

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that's my family portrait if you even care

This picture is everything and more