He Knows From Experience

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i heart this flesh beast family you guys. im in soy trenches mannnnnn my little cosmic parasites

davie in my au

transfem shuichi

Daily Danganronpa Fun Fact #329

The flashback light sequence was made only for Kaede. It includes key words such as “female”, “piano”, “music”, and “chatty”. These words are in Shuichi’s yet aren’t related to him.

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shes alone

actually my first non trashy yttd fanart lol also happy halloween… maybe danganronpa art soon idk

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Imagine if you met someone who can't eat watermelon. Not that they're allergic or unable somehow, but they just haven't figured out how to do that. So you're like "what the hell do you mean? it works just like eating anything else, you open your mouth, sink your teeth in, take a bite and chew. If you can bite, chew and swallow, you should be able to eat a watermelon."

And they agree that yes, they do know how to eat, in theory. The problem is the watermelon. Surely, if they figured out where to start, they'd figure out how to do it, but they have no clue how to get started with it.

This goes back and forth. No, it's not an emotional issue, they're not afraid of the watermelon. They can eat any other fruit, other sweet things, and other watery things ("it's watery?" they ask you). Is it the colour? Do they have a problem eating things that are green on the outside and red on the inside?

"It's red on the inside?"

Wait, they've never seen the inside? At this point you have to ask them how, exactly, they eat the watermelon. So to demonstrate, they take a whole, round, uncut watermelon, and try to bite straight into it. Even if they could bite through the crust, there's no way to get human jaws around it.

"Oh, you're supposed to cut it first. You cut the crust open and only chew through the insides."

And they had no idea. All their life this person has had no idea how to eat a watermelon, despite of being told again and again and again that it's easy, it's ridiculous to struggle with something so simple, there's no way that someone just can't eat a watermelon, how can you even mange to be bad at something as fucking simple as eating watermelon.

If someone can't do something after being repeatedly told to "just do it", there might be some key component missing that one side has no idea about, and the other side assumed was so obvious it goes without mention.

currently wishing i had this level of hater mentality.

“your face is jeopardising my recovery” ???? how the fuck do you even recover from that. man is literally BARELY off his deathbed and he’s like “yeah yeah fuck off hoe ugly ass bitch” EXCUSE ME? i would not be chill as hajime is rn because that has to be a fucking hatecrime atp.

THE SHOO SHOO??? HELLO?????? i actually think this would be my last fucking straw. this would be THE LAST STRAW FOR ME. idgaf if hes got liar disease if i was in hajimes shoes i would’ve lunged at him.

SIGH

i was talking about fictional crushes with my friend one day. The topic of UZUI TENGEN!!! came up. we both agreed tjat he was hot ESPECIALLY when he was retired in like season 5. BUT SUDDENLLYLYLYLYL IMMMMMMMMMMMMM in the wrong for saying "damn i would let him hit me with a stick😛" ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE...................................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LLLLLLLLLLLIKE SORRY I THOUGHT THIS WAS A SAFE SPACE TO TALKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!! IIIIIIIIIIIII GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ITTTTTTTTTTTT ISNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!

Taski Maiden

Humm.. an undertale au.. fun… someone will die.

Its.. a.. it’s a café.. might make a comic about it, who knows. Good day and goodnight.

i remember like a year ago i drew mpreg of one of my friends characters *AS A JOKE* and then few days laer i was talking to one of the older kids at my school and the first thing they said to me was “arent you the person who drew mpreg???” what. how do YOU even know about that. is that all im going to be known as now? the mpreg person?