I NEED THIS MAN SO FUCKING BADLY LIKE I WANT HIM TO FUCK ME SO BADLY LIKE YALL DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW

THE COLORS ARE POPPING OMFGGGGGG IDK WHO THIS MAN IS BUT WHO IS THIS DIVAAAAA

Experiencing the horrors rn so I'm making him wear a dress

How do I get fire text? :)

lord the peasants are so loud today

can we still request stuff on anon if we are above the age of 18?

Yeah. But I prefer anyone over 21 not to interact. Not to say you can't. I'm fine with it. But the main concern is minors interacting.

No fr. I'm over here cooking up content into the void with hardly anyone reading. Like.... I thought we liked pathetic men! What happened?🥀😭

How it feels looking around in the James Sunderland x reader tag

Are there any transformers rescue bot fans around my age? 18-19? Cuz I want moots so badly and I wanna ramble to them about stuff but my blog is 18+ and I need people around my age😭

I am 18 :3

PUFF PUFF NSFW ALPHABET HEADCANONS

Yall, this is my time posting smut headcanons.

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Lazy as hell and extremely tired. He just wants to fall asleep holding your or being held. He keeps paper towels on hand for a quick clean up and praises you or tiredly rambles a little. Out like a light!

B = Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partners)

He DID NOT make a song about his balls for nothing. He takes pride in the size of his balls and he definitely favors them. He likes the way they slap against you, he likes it when you fondle them, when you suck them, whatever. He loves it all. And on you? We already know he's a chest guy. I mean, he loves other parts, but the chest is the best to him. He loves huge tits, medium ones, small ones, he loves man tits too. He loves sucking them, fucking them, cumming on them, he's just nasty.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum, basically)

He's a freak when it comes to cumming. Of course, he'll wanna do it inside. But he wouldn't mind jerking off and putting it on your face, or your chest, or back, or stomach, if he had the fuel, he'd cum all over you. He loves seeing you drenched in his cum. Makes him feel powerful.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Secretly into prostate play. He's a little insecure about that because of masculinity ideals. But he secretly likes prostate play. He even owns a prostate massager.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

He's had plenty of girls and a few others. He knows how to get ready, how to stay safe, and of course, how to be fun. He'll always make sure you get to cum. And he'll work his dick till he knows for sure you got your chance to cum.

F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying)

Prone bone since he likes the tightness of the reciever, cowgirl so he could watch you bounce on his dick and cream all over it, and he also likes sitting in a chair to watch you. Also 69 and titfucks.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.)

Goofy as hell. All the jokes, all sensual and flirty.

H = Hair (How well-groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He shaves some of his hair and trims the rest.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment? The romantic aspect.)

That depends on the relationship. If it's a one-time thing? He won't be that romantic, just say the typical praise to make a partner cum. But if it's legit? Oh, he'll get real romantic. Tell you how much he adores you and how he wants to stuff you every day as his own.

J = Jack off (Masturbation Headcanon)

Jerks it every day. He's horny as fuck. He does it in the morning especially since at night.... he has you! Oh, and expect lots of cumshot videos. Just videos of him stroking and pumping his cock until he shoots out all his cum.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Voyeurism. He loves to sit in a chair and drink a cold beer while he watches you fuck yourself with a toy. He also loves filming. But only he gets to see it... he's posessive with you. He wants to use collars and bite you up. He's also got a bit of a cum fetish.... covering you in his cum make his dick leak. Bondage, overstimulation, edging, denial, oh he loves to tease. Also a voice kink. He could cum from your voice alone.

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)

His RV, his bed, your bed, your backyard, the bathroom, he wants you everywhere.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Showing off your chest, wearing lingerie, getting ready for a shower, watching you get excited over a toy you bought, teasing either giving or receiving the tease.

N = No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

No hitting, no yelling, no piss or shit, no blood, he just wants to show you off.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He likes to receive more. Having you on your knees, wrapping your lips around his cock and cumming all over you. Plus, it makes him feel taller, more dominant. But he'll give it to you too. Oh, and 69 is the best. Feeling and recieving is the best.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Fast and sensual. He just wants to pound you till you're full and he's drained. He wants to stuff you till you're dripping. He just wants to show you how much he wants you and how much he loves you.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Love it. Not as good as taking time, but he usually wants you real quick. He just wants to fuck you in the bathroom or the closet.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.)

All for it. He wouldn't mind pinning you against a window and fucking you. A quickie backstage, a quickie at his meemaw's. He's horny as hell. He wants you in every position.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)

3 rounds. Sometimes 4 on rare occassions. He lasts about 15-30 minutes. Maybe an hour and a half if he's edging.

T = Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He owns a few. Sex toys are expensive, so he doesn't own a lot. He's got a prostate massager and a clear fleshlight for himself. For you? A massager, some handcuffs, and a pulsator.

U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)

Oh he LOVES to tease! He's bratty as a bottom, and teasing as a top. He loves edging and denying his partner and he loves being put in his place. He wants to be brought down a peg (he'll never admit that though)

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Tries to stay quiet but he grunts a lot... and he moans low. Unless he's a bottom, then he's a screamer.

W = Wild Card (A random headcanon for the character)

He loves making amateur videos with you and watching it over and over. He also loves sexting you.

X = X-ray (Let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Big balls, dick's about 4 inches soft and 6 when he's hard. A little thick in girth.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Horny as fuck all the time. Down to fuck at 3 AM, 7 AM, anytime, anywhere.

Z = Zzz (How quickly they fall asleep afterward)

He's out like a light a few minutes after he busts.

Teehee, this is me irl, if you even care💗😊👉🏻👈🏻

To breed or to peg? That is the question.

jk (unless he wants me to)

More Petplay Headcanons with James (Kitten James edition) 18+

Tags//Warnings: MDNI. I can not take the term "Kitten" seriously after Discord, but I also can't take "Catboy" seriously, either, so I'll just roll with this.😭 Anyway, mommy/daddy kink mentioned, voyeurism, sex toys, and petplay🧍🏻‍♀️

He wears a gentle cologne so when he rubs his face on things, it actually leaves a scent.

His meows are soft and deep. He gets embarrassed whenever he does it, but for you? Anything.

Wants to be sprawled on you at all times. Whether it's on your lap or your legs or wherever.

Leaves extremely light scratches on your skin....unless you tell him not to.

When he talks, it's 2 sentences at most (1 sentece at most when he's a puppy, 2 sentences at most when he's a kitten, and completely nonverbal as a bunny) and when he talks, it's deeply soft-spoken. Some things he would say would include:

"Mommy/daddy, may I play with the ball of yarn?" (He makes sure to say "may I?" instead of "can I?" He finds it the most respectful way to speak to you.)

"May I nap on you?"

"Do I have to get in the water?" (Very dedicated to his role, so he acts like he hates baths. Still, he wants to bathe with you)

Still, despite his antics, he likes to get wet if you're able to. He doesn't mind a partner who can cum on him, or squirt on him.... just don't forget his face.

Purposely messes with the bell on his collar just to get your attention.

Likes playing with bags.

Wants head pets and chin scratchies while he goes down on you (don't forget to praise him, too!)

He secretly (not-so-secretly) wants a tail buttplug but he gets way too embarassed trying to ask.

Thankfully, you're such an empath that you surprised him with one! (Totally not because he was as subtle as a hammer dropping hints about it.)

When he first tried it on, he was nervous about how he looked. It wasn't until you turned on the massager setting that he arched his back and suddenly forgot what he was panicky about.

He doesn't use it often since he's embarrassed and is concerned about the safety of anal, but he definitely likes his tail. The matching ears only made his submission deepen even more.

The sensation of the cool metal tip pushing into his walls and warming up to his temperature with a buzzing hum as the soft fur grazes his skin makes him moan every time. But the challenge for him is to stick to his role.

He loves his tail, and some days when you deny him, all he can do is helplessly fuck himself with the plug while you work. He is so desperate for your attention. It gives him such excruciating satisfaction even if he doesn't reach that finish line or if you don't look his way.

The best thing is when he has his tail in with his other toys. He loves putting on a show for you, and would jerk himself off in front of you. Cock in hand, tail inside, cat ear clips shifting from the vigorous movement, cups suctioned to his nipples with a loud hum, his bell jingling, and when the plug's reverbrations travel deep enough to hit his prostate, all you'll hear from him is a loud, whiny, "Meowwww~!"

When he cums, it's as loud and whiny as a cat in heat. The day after, the neighbors reported hearing a cat outside.... much to his humiliation and arousal.

Okay yall, need some help. I'm making a sub!salesman x femdom!reader smut for all of you, and I'm gonna make him have a Freudian Slip. I'm stuck on what to make him say.

Much thanks!🫶🏻