Sigh.

student: hey government can I have some money to go to university

uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man

scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you

us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker. you have six months after graduating to start paying loans so you better pray to fucking god and jesus that you have a well-paying job by then or be prepared to be fucked up the ass without lube

Okay... guess who is moving to Scotland..... :-)

🌸 May affirmations 🌸

🌿 My life is flowing in the right direction

🌿 I am surrounded by love and kindness

🌿 I am filled with inspiration and creativity

🌿 My heart and mind are in harmony

🌿 I fuel my mind with positive thoughts

🌿 I am balanced, grounded and energized

🌿 I attract abundance to every area of my life

🌿 Everything is happening for my highest good

How Cool is This! :-D

You Have always Been There. Constant.

read this: When you feel as though God is distant, just remember that He is always near. God promises that when we draw near to Him, He draws near to us. No matter how many times we push Him away, He waits for us with open arms. Run to your Heavenly Father, The Constant One. The Maker of Heaven & Earth. 

Society..!

I need feminism because...

· I need feminism because phrases like “like a girl”, “grow a pair” and “don’t be     a pussy” are used as insults.

· I need feminism because boys get high fived when they have sex and girls       get called sluts and whores.

·I need feminism because men are seen as weak and not manly if they show    their emotions.

· I need feminism because I’m supposed to take being objectified as a               compliment.

· I need feminism because I refuse to live in a world where women are seen as   inferior.

· I need feminism because I’ve been brought to tears because an older man       thinks it’s okay to shout things about my body in the street.

· I need feminism because I feel that I can either have a successful career or a   family.

· I need feminism because women are being killed for having sex outside of         marriage where as its acceptable for men.

· I need feminism because there are women younger than me who are forced     to stop their education and get married.

· I need feminism because my generation see “feminism” as a dirty word.

· I need feminism because women base their beauty off of men’s expectations.

· I need feminism because capitalism thrives off women’s insecurities.

· I need feminism because a guy in my class said “if it’s his wife, then it doesn’t   count as rape.”

· I need feminism because girls around the world are getting genital mutations     to prevent them from making their own decisions.

· I need feminism because I’m sick of being told its gross if I don’t shave my       legs or armpits

· I need feminism because when we’re harassed we’re told “boys will be boys.”

· I need feminism because people think jokes about rape and domestic               violence are funny.

· I need feminism because its acceptable for one of my male teachers to make     jokes about girls being stupid in front of a whole class.

· I need feminism because men are praised for having sex and women are           shamed and judged.

· I need feminism because I’m sick of my strong opinions being dismissed by       people suggesting that I’m on my period.

· I need feminism because when a grown man was accused of raping a young     girl someone commented “it takes two to tango.”

· I need feminism because we’re not taught about boundaries so at 11/12 it         was normal for guys at school to touch me even though it made me                 uncomfortable and I thought I was silly for telling them to stop.

· I need feminism because people think there are only two genders and three     sexualities.

·I need feminism because I should be able to walk alone at night without  feeling scared.

· I need feminism because I was born into a culture that says my main focus       should be finding a husband to have kids with.

·I need feminism because my brother shouldn’t be told that he needs to man  up when he cries.

· I need feminism because people still ask what the victim was wearing.

·I need feminism because I shouldn’t be told that “real men” don’t get abused.

·I need feminism because I was 11 when I first noticed men looking at me and    was  first cat called.

·I need feminism because teenage boys are growing up expecting girls to look  and act like the women in porn.

·I need feminism because we’re not allowed to wear belly/strappy tops at  school because “distracts male students.”

· I need feminism because society tells men they don’t have to be the ones         raising children so my dad got to opt out. 

· I need feminism because when men bring up their children on their own its       seen as heroic but single mums are looked down upon.

· I need feminism because patriarchy isn’t going to fuck itself.

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