Ah The Memories

welcome to random bullshit go where I type out random stuff my friends have said (and when I mean random I mean tumblr shitpost grade random)

"The voice rlly said 'fuck flick focus on me!'."

"I think i somehow accidentally turned your brain to mush- no take backs"

"Mmm C R U N C H Y W A T E R "

Big yes

Killza sings a lullaby.

you only find this gold on tumblr- this gives me peak funny haha serotonin

MILES PLEASE MY DASHBOARD CANT HANDLE THIS

then your dashboard is WEAK

WE WILL NOT ME EMOTIONALLY STABLE -

AND I DON'T THINK MY THERAPIST WILL WANNA HEAR ABOUT THIS AGAIN-

"Q!Roier: so you know... Bobby will probably die in 6 days"

"Q!Jaiden: what? If Bobby dies I will kill myself-"

SAME

They're babies

babysitting duty

ME- This is me when no thoughts, head empty

This European Eagle Owl’s tippy taps

Source

All right-

Will some one fess up and tell me who gave life a M-F ing wiffle bat only to coat in in silicone paint AND shards of glass???

She needs a brake yall,

STOP PUTTING THIS OCTOPUS IN SITUATIONS

reblogs > likes

i think we should start bullying eachother over blood types