YES HELLO I’ve Finally Written That Josuyasu Idea From My Previous Post!

Okay but if Reddie decided to get together and they were still in homophobic-Derry, their first date would be Richie sneaking into Eddie's room with a basket of snacks and one lit candle and to make it even fancier, Richie would put on a french accent until Eddie tells him to stop because it's bad

Imagine Eddie being harrassed by someone at a party who can't take a hint until Richie comes over and wraps an arm around his waist and says "sorry babe, they don't have the drink you like here, who's this?" and Eddie plays along until the person leaves and Eddie thanks him and asks for his name but Richie just says playfully, "you don't know your boyfriend's name?" and all through the night Richie follows him around as if they didn't literally just meet.

Imagine reddie for their first time and Eddie didn't expect to be so loud and Richie is like "holy shit, Eds" and Eddie is "Just stfu and don't stop!"

But you know Eddie won't hear the end of it!

IMAGINE Eddie never really having an orgasm with his ex wife until Richie came back into his life

nurse help their lips are glued together

PAIRING: tomgreg (of course)

SUMMARY:

“That boss you wanted to fuck? Did you finally do it?”

Terror clocked into his heart, hoping his body might combust in his very seat so that he wouldn’t have to be there at that very moment. Of course. Of course, he mentioned wanting to sleep with his boss with his friends. Never, not once, worrying that one day his friend could bring it up sporadically with Tom sitting right next to him.

I'm sorry but this sounds like it was straight out of a fic and you're telling me it's in the book?! Maybe I should read it again after so many years

If Reddie went to the library...

Eddie: /puts books on table/

Richie: Anything else you need to check out?? Ahh yes. It's me~

Eddie: (rolls eyes) *don't laugh don't laugh*

PAIRING: Devil's Minion, Armandiel, Armand/Daniel however you call it

SUMMARY:

“Maybe you supernatural types could try knocking at the front door for once? You know, in case someone had their hand down their pants.”

“And where would the fun be in that?” The question was spoken aloud but it also hummed like a purr inside Dani’s head.

In honour of trying to use my Tumblr again, I wanted to ask what supernatural being do you think the whole Roy family would be? i.e vampires.. werewolves... etc

(This is technically for a tomgreg fic, but the post isn't about tomgreg, ty)