PAIRING: tomgreg SUMMARY:
Greg finally stuck up for himself after all the constant prodding, poking and putting him down. He fucking landed one on him; his cheek still burned from the slap, and as much as he’d deny it, the hot skin was like he was wearing a badge of honour.
He swelled with pride at being able to not only witness it but feel it first-hand. And it felt really fucking good.
Imagine Richie, famous gay comedian, having a great show, the crowd loves him but he kept checking out a guy at the front and decides to shoot his shot.
R: I'm sorry everyone, I'm getting distracted by this hot guy over here. *crouches down* Hi, what's your name?
E: ... what? me?
R: Fuck yeah, you. Are you, perhaps, gay, single and ready to mingle?
Bev: YES, YES HE IS. His name is Eddie!
YES HELLO I’ve finally written that Josuyasu idea from my previous post!
Inspired by my past prompt, Richie has a persistent girl trying to get in his pants so Richie shouts out "I'm gay. I'm very very gay," and the girl doesn't believe him so he grab the next boy (Eddie) and quickly whispers, "just go with it okay," before he plants a big kiss on him and the girl walks away, defeated, and Richie actually really likes the kiss and says "well okay maybe I am gay 'cuz wow."
Eddie starts out doing a great job with the asmr right up until Richie whispers something stupid in a Voice to set him off and then he’s struggling not to laugh and barking out a lecture about ruining his video and it’s a MESS but it’s hilarious.
Anon ❤❤❤
I can imagine Richie not even knowing what ASMR is at first, but he'd definitely get the tingles from Eddie's version!
They'd definitely be laughing! I gotta add this to my fic!!
I don't know whyyy but I had a sudden idea that the gang need to distract Richie for something and they all turn to Eddie as a well you're obviously going to do it. And Eddie is like why do I- you're right. It's gotta be me. It'd be SO easy.
Can you imagine being a fan of Richie "Trashmouth" Tozier the comedian, who made jokes about women and his dick but then went on hiatus and came back with the paparazzi showing images of him being affectionate towards another man and then they get married and Richie looks incredibly happy and all of the sudden you're a bigger fan?!
So I've been really into Calpurnia lately, but now I want a reddie fic where Richie is in a band and Eddie reluctantly comes with friends and ju-JUST DO THE THINGG
Reddie made me feel a little more okay turning 30 next year because they were ridiculous and in love and childish towards each other and they were in their 40s.
And now I'm writing josuyasu! I can't be stopped!!
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