Listen To Me, R + E + 7 Minutes In Heaven. [because You Know Stan Would Finally Want Them To Get It Over

The height difference is so good, and the way Richie's got the broad shoulders and Eddie is pretty slender on the whole, but I LOVE that Richie just mentally exaggerates the size difference between them, like it doesn't occur to him that ANYONE could be more smol than Eddie and he just needs a way to hide the fact that he needs to blurt out how small (read: cute) Eddie is at all times and he ABSOLUTELY gets off on this at least aesthetically if not in a sexy way. (1/2)

Richie: Well we gotta watch out for Eddie, he's like a little ant! He'll get squashed! Look at his tiny little body

Eddie: I'm not that small, asshole! We're not all fucking giant gangly bears like you! With your big fucking shoulders

Ben: this is a weird conversation...

So we all know Richie's manager is basically an Eddie knockoff so imagine if Eddie decided to be an entertainments manager instead of a risk analyst and this giant mess of a man Richie has been placed into his tiny little hands to manage

I'm sorry but this sounds like it was straight out of a fic and you're telling me it's in the book?! Maybe I should read it again after so many years

Eddie starts out doing a great job with the asmr right up until Richie whispers something stupid in a Voice to set him off and then he’s struggling not to laugh and barking out a lecture about ruining his video and it’s a MESS but it’s hilarious.

Anon ❤❤❤

I can imagine Richie not even knowing what ASMR is at first, but he'd definitely get the tingles from Eddie's version!

They'd definitely be laughing! I gotta add this to my fic!!

Listen, I had a femme reddie dream last night.

Eddie (Edith) recently moved to Derry and her mother made her sign up for the 'proper girls club,' led by Myra. She absolutely hates it but she doesn't know anyone else.

She glumly follows the group around school and Myra, intentionally, leads to pass Richie (Rachel), to say something like "I can't believe they still let DYKES in this school."

To which Richie response with something like "say what you want but I can make a girl come more times than their boring ass missionary boyfriends wish they could."

The proper girls are flabbergasted but Eddie snorted, which Richie caught.

Myra tries to bicker but ends up leaving in a huff, while Richie shouts out (and makes eyes with Eddie), "I'm a guitarist you know, I know what to do with my fingers."

Anyway, I guess they officially meet and Eddie hangs around Richie's group (while secretly ditching the proper girls and without her mother knowing) and yeah gay romance.

Can someone write a modern!AU of Reddie as twitch streamers and how naturally their audience ships them and they either are already together secretly or not, or get together??????

I haven't been using Tumblr all that much and it's mostly because of all the spam bots that I keep getting notifs about following me :(

Favorite genre of dennis images

Richie posting an ig of Eddie on the couch with the switch.

Caption: My husband won't pay attention to me because of animal fucking crossing :(

*Adult!Reddie reuniting*

Eddie: Get a load of these guys haha...

Eddie's thoughts: I wanna climb Richie like a damn tree