You Know That Part Where Richie Is Like "next Time, We Go Through The Regular Scary Door" And Eddie Is

The antis are going to hate me (i got inspired from a tweet...).

Started writing again! Not sure if this will be chaptered but I'll post officially on AO3.

Stay with me on this, can there be a fic where Reddie try to roleplay for the first time but they're both ridiculous and keep breaking character because Richie doesn't understand doctor words and Eddie is trying to be fucking accurate.

What if Sonia was even more strict that Eddie stayed home a lot unless it was a trip to the pharmacy for his medication and is homeschooled.

He always sees the same group of friends outside until one of them with dark curly hair and big glasses sees him through the window and waves at him.

Later on, the gang meet Eddie and Richie often goes through his window.

"Are you even sick?? Or is that your mother making you think you are?"

Imagine Eddie driving Richie home after he got his wisdom teeth out and Richie is delirious from the drugs and has so much to say without any filter

So like what if Richie announced he was taking part in "no nut november" but because he's been so obnoxious and annoying about it, Eddie decides to fuck with him by wearing shorter shorts, bending over, 'accidently' brushing passed him, and Richie obviously goes crazy but admits he failed literally on the first day when Eddie barely did anything sexy but it was clear Richie was truly whipped

Definitely need a reddie fic where Richie gets his wish granted where Eddie calls him daddy

Sure I've read fics where Richie started out as a 'bully' with Bowers... but what if Eddie moved to Derry and is a distant cousin of Henry and absolutely h a t e s that people treat him differently, like he'll set Henry on them, but at least there's the cute guy who likes to play at the arcade with him

Okay but can we imagine an AU where Sonia is a super supportive parent and she loves that Tozier boy when he comes over and doesn't say anything when she knows he sneaks in and she drops hints about both of them and it's all wholesome and there's barely plot a part from Reddie yearning and feelings???

Can we imagine a vampire reddie au where Richie is a vamp, hates drinking blood, and Eddie often wakes up to Richie lying close to him in his bed after sneaking into his room to 'sleep' but both of them know vampires don't sleep during the night and basically they're infatuated with each other.