Sure I've Read Fics Where Richie Started Out As A 'bully' With Bowers... But What If Eddie Moved To Derry

A COMINT !!

PAIRING: lesbians!tomshiv

SUMMARY:

remembered in S4 when Tom mentioned flying to France to Shiv, something about a silk shirt and "do you like this? do you like this?" and then I wrote that moment in France except they're lesbians? yeah!

Don’t judge me but I had a thought. What if Reddie were in an AU where people were animal shifters with ears and a tail... because it’d be harder to deny their feelings when their tails are moving like woowooowoo!!, like Richie’s would go crazy every time!!!

Nothing sends thrills in me (a part from reddie) when it's a "Fix-It" fic

Listen, I had a femme reddie dream last night.

Eddie (Edith) recently moved to Derry and her mother made her sign up for the 'proper girls club,' led by Myra. She absolutely hates it but she doesn't know anyone else.

She glumly follows the group around school and Myra, intentionally, leads to pass Richie (Rachel), to say something like "I can't believe they still let DYKES in this school."

To which Richie response with something like "say what you want but I can make a girl come more times than their boring ass missionary boyfriends wish they could."

The proper girls are flabbergasted but Eddie snorted, which Richie caught.

Myra tries to bicker but ends up leaving in a huff, while Richie shouts out (and makes eyes with Eddie), "I'm a guitarist you know, I know what to do with my fingers."

Anyway, I guess they officially meet and Eddie hangs around Richie's group (while secretly ditching the proper girls and without her mother knowing) and yeah gay romance.

THIS IS SO SWEEEET

Imagine Reddie finally getting together, only Eddie's worried about their first date because this'd be the same Richie who laughed so hard milk came out of his nose at lunch, and he'll be picking him up tonight and would this even be romantic or will it just feel like no spark??

Cut to Richie pulling all the stops by dressing really nice, being very gentlemanly and thoughtful... I don't care which reddie age you go because this could be incredibly sweet but also Bill Hader would also be endearing, I CANT DECIDE

Can you imagine Reddie attempting to do ASMR??

PAIRING: tomgreg

SUMMARY: To her credit, Tommie wasn’t a normal woman. She was not only a bitch, she could also be childish, complicated, inordinately layered, infuriating, a tease, hot and gave Gwen a mommy kink she didn’t prepare for.

It's too easy for me to picture Eddie as a pilates teacher or someone who does pilates and Richie goes for the first time and is very distracted and distracting but come on, it'll 100% be Eddie in red shorts