It's Too Easy For Me To Picture Eddie As A Pilates Teacher Or Someone Who Does Pilates And Richie Goes

PAIRING: tomgreg

SUMMARY: To her credit, Tommie wasn’t a normal woman. She was not only a bitch, she could also be childish, complicated, inordinately layered, infuriating, a tease, hot and gave Gwen a mommy kink she didn’t prepare for.

Richie: you got married and divorced? To, what, a woman?

Eddie: no, a man actually.

Richie: you... wait what? Excuse me? A man? You mean I could have shoot my shot when we were kids?! Are you kidding me?

Ghost!Stan: I fucking told you bitch

So I've been really into Calpurnia lately, but now I want a reddie fic where Richie is in a band and Eddie reluctantly comes with friends and ju-JUST DO THE THINGG

AHHHHH THANK YOUUUU

@chenetic asked: Kung Lao roasting Kano

i have been summoned

@devilsminionmyromanempire he DOES

bonus tiny bit of process bc i am thinking of an ebogo process compilation vid

Can you imagine 40s reddie where Richie is doing something mundane and Eddie tugs him away to go somewhere private and Richie is like "No wayy, this is doing something for you??" and Eddie is embarrassed but horny and like "just stfu and come over here"

Can you imagine being a fan of Richie "Trashmouth" Tozier the comedian, who made jokes about women and his dick but then went on hiatus and came back with the paparazzi showing images of him being affectionate towards another man and then they get married and Richie looks incredibly happy and all of the sudden you're a bigger fan?!

I'm loving the idea of Reddie not knowing each other and driving in seperate cars, stuck in traffic.

Richie just happens to look next to him and seeing this cute mad guy in the other car shouting at people and Richie's like oh no that guy's hot. im in love

I need to finish writing a tomgreg fic but instead I've thought about writing another. wip is the devil's work

That's them. That's the entire relationship.