Can You Imagine Reddie Attempting To Do ASMR??

The Disgusting Husbands

Listen... I need to actually start writing for chapter 3 to finish this so I can write all my other ideas BUT I HAVEN'T AND IM SORRYYY but I was definitely reading other reddie fics...

Please support me in this trying time

Imagine if Reddie had a relationship where they didn't use words because they're still shy but they play with each other's hands, give each other neck massages, brushing hair out of their eyes, and then Richie boldy kisses the other on the cheek and Eddie doesn't get too mad about it and now he kisses him constantly 'as a joke' but they all knew what was happening and maybe Richie's kisses tend to slip lower to the corner of Eddie's mouth and yeah friends don't really do that

The thing is, Richie made fun of Eddie for having a fannypack and I just realized I do that to my best friends who also wear them... and I never got the connection.

(only difference is my friends are a gay couple lol)

not being productive or relaxing but a secret third thing

In a world where demons and monsters exist, the gang are still together and Eddie is a stubborn virgin succubus/incubus and he finds it harder to fight as they all get older and after constantly having Richie volunteer himself, Eddie finally gives in. because I can picture eddie practically drooling over richie's dick or enthralled while riding richie and richie is absolutely estatic and somehow can endure everything

WELL I HAVEN’T WRITTEN IN A LONG WHILE BUT HERE I AM, POSTING A FIC.  The fic where Bucciarati is a teacher and Giorno is only sixteen.

(Also antis will just be wasting their time messaging me, just fyi buds 😉 have a good day)

Can you imagine 40s reddie where Richie is doing something mundane and Eddie tugs him away to go somewhere private and Richie is like "No wayy, this is doing something for you??" and Eddie is embarrassed but horny and like "just stfu and come over here"

After this whole time, I'll never accept Richie would just leave Eddie there. THAT IS NOT ACCEPTABLE.