Listen... I Need To Actually Start Writing For Chapter 3 To Finish This So I Can Write All My Other Ideas

Imagine Richie not looking where he's going, because he's damn late, and collides with a runner and finds himself sprawled over a hottie who wears the shortest shorts he's ever seen and he hears himself gawk a "fuck me... look at you."

A reddie fic where they've been dating but not really using the term, and Eddie accidently blurts out that he wants to go to the prom with only Richie and is mortified and quickly leaves to go home, while Richie has a mind explosion that this is official and omg is this real???

Cut to Eddie sulking in his room until he hears music playing outside and you guessed it, Richie either holding a stereo above his head or playing guitar and shouts happily EDDIE EDS SPAGHETTI KASPBRAK, WILL YOU GO TO PROM WITH ME?

Sonia comes out to the side with WHAT IN THE DEVIL IS GOING ON? while Eddie doesn't give a shit and says YES, YES I WILL.

Thank you for listening.

Hey guys CHAPTER 2 IS OUT!! Please let me know what you think. I have some real cute ideas for the next chapter!! It started with a simple game on twitch. A reddie fic with streamer!Richie and youtuber!Eddie.

Remember how the IT movie ended up switching us so we can only see Richie's life in the deadlights where Eddie died haha like that's crazy hahaha what a creative choice hahahahaha but like that's not what happened hahahahhaahhahhahahahaha it's actually a happy ending for the gays hahahhhhahahahhahahahahahahhhahahahhahahHahhahahahahahaa merry christmas for us amiright HAHAHAHHHHAHHAHHHAH

Would you figure when reddie are older and Richie makes a joke and the one time Eddie forgot not to laugh at it, a giggle slips out and Richie is shocked and acts like it's christmas, pinching Eddie's cheeks while singing "you think I'm funny, you think I'm funny!"??

Imagine a mafia au where Eddie is the designated doctor and wonders if Richie purposely puts himself in even more danger just so he could come and visit for patching up.

Okay but this is me and im so sorry

PAIRING: more about Shiv and Tom, pre-impending-divorce with a tomgreg lean

SUMMARY:

“I've been thinking, I think I'd like to sleep with …” he paused, “Greg.”

He prepared for scepticism, a fundamental objection riddled with snarkiness, but what he got instead was Shiv bringing her iPad back up into her lap to her virtual planner and asking, expectantly, “when?”

Inspired by THIS conversation here between Jesse Armstrong and Lucy Prebble.

It should be canon that even though Eddie tries to 'drown' him in the quarry for fun, Richie always lets him because it means

Eddie is practically on top of him AND IT'S SKIN ON SKIN CONTACTTT

Reddie ideaaaaaaa. It'd pm similiar to something I posted in the past but I saw a tiktok.

What if reddie were on grindr but don't know the other is on it, no pictures of faces or names, and they match and start chatting, they share D photos and it's all going uphill until they share photos of their face and its like Oh.. OMG... Richie?! Eds?! I saw your dick!!!!