Would You Figure When Reddie Are Older And Richie Makes A Joke And The One Time Eddie Forgot Not To Laugh

*reddie arm wrestling*

Eddie: *trying to distract Richie* Wanna take off our shirts and kiss?

Richie: *beats him easily* Abso-fucking-lutely, thought you'd never ask.

shiv sitting on every chair, table or surface she could find

Reddie ideaaaaaaa. It'd pm similiar to something I posted in the past but I saw a tiktok.

What if reddie were on grindr but don't know the other is on it, no pictures of faces or names, and they match and start chatting, they share D photos and it's all going uphill until they share photos of their face and its like Oh.. OMG... Richie?! Eds?! I saw your dick!!!!

Imagine if Eddie decides to go to a masseuse for his back and shoulders from work and the only person working that day is a goofy flirty guy named Richie.

At first Eddie thinks this guy won't do a good job until he finds the right spots that have have moaning and whining and Richie is like "Jeez, Eds, we haven't even gone on a date yet"

It just seems normal to me that Stan would occassionally brush hairs away from Kyle's eyebrows you know?

*Adult!Reddie reuniting*

Eddie: Get a load of these guys haha...

Eddie's thoughts: I wanna climb Richie like a damn tree

Picture this, reddie in their 40s, either defeated IT or a No IT universe where the gang reunites after 27 years. Reddie, the only ones left at the bar, drinking. (Eddie already filed for the divorce)

Richie *nervous*: you know, I had the hugest crush on you when we were kids.

Eddie: well, that's a shame. Because I had a crush on you too

Richie: *chokes on his drink*

Richie: wait... you still wear those tiny red shorts??

Eddie: yeah, when I go for a run or at home. Why?

Richie:

A pair of charming Italian 20-somethings playing waiters are in the background, playfully whipping each other with cloth napkins. “This scene is becoming just about those waiters,” Armstrong muses. Roche laughs in agreement, thinking back to what happened at the end of season one: “They should be careful.” - Vulture, “The Roys Summer in Italy”

I miss posting about reddie, I should read/watch the story again because I miss thinking about how much of a simp Richie is for Eddie 🥺