Imagine If Eddie Decides To Go To A Masseuse For His Back And Shoulders From Work And The Only Person

There's Loser "Friends" inspired AU fics right?? Because Richie is definitely a Chandler and Eddie a Monica, 100%.

I like to picture whenever Eddie goes on a tirade, he'd squeak and stop instantly if Richie gets really close.

Richie would be that guy who attempts to start the gyming life and sees a rocking twunk there and it's all he thinks about and what keeps him going. Turns out, the twunk, Eddie, is a PT and offers to help him (and doesn't care that Richie is a famous comedian).

Anyway, cut to the obvious flirting and Richie struggling to not get a boner every time until Eddie clicks that Richie can be motivated by the sexual tension and since he's single, Richie is hot and he wants to have fun, he offers all kinds of dirty things just so Richie would finish his reps. THIS IS WRITING ITSELF

Imagine cop Eddie going to the same cafe on his lunches to constantly meet comedian Richie who purposely goes there to flirt with him. (aka I DIDN'T REALIZE HOW TINY JAMES RANSONE WAS IN SINISTER)

Me. I've decided I've been through enough that I deserve only the best

All my fem writers, I neeeeeed a cute fem!reddie where they get closer, Richie climbs up to Eddie's window, all the classic sweetness and you can bet Mrs K doesn't like the way that Richie girl looks at her sweet Eddie

Stan would be that guy who'd steal Eddie's first kiss just so Richie would finally react and do something.

Someone write a college reddie fic where Eddie, who's open about his homosexuality but because of his mother, is worried he'll die a virgin, and finally decides to do something about it and goes to the weirdo (well known for being an amazing eager lovemaker) to discreetly ask him to take his virginity but Richie doesn't seem to want to let him go after the first time

Imagine the gang messing around and Richie wants a DIY piercing in one ear and Bev is game to do it but Richie starts getting nervous so the others try to distract him while Bev is ready, so Eddie decides well fuck it and kisses him - it wasn't a secret that they were trying this thing out but that maayyyy have been their first real kiss - but hey Richie barely notices the shot so it worked

Listen to me, R + E + 7 minutes in heaven. [because you know Stan would finally want them to get it over with already]