Richie: Wait... You Still Wear Those Tiny Red Shorts??

Get someone who looks at you like Guillermo looks at Nandor. I'm into it okay

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Can you imagine a modern AU reddie where Richie always talks about he and Eddie's wedding and what it'll be like and Eddie's like "???? We aren't even dating yet??" but it wasn't like he was going to say no

Your posts are seriously the BEST thing ever.

Omgg this touches my hearttttt AND SOUL

Definitely need a reddie fic where Richie gets his wish granted where Eddie calls him daddy

You know that part where Richie is like "next time, we go through the regular scary door" and Eddie is like "next time?!"

I want to read an AU fic where they meet through tinder or bumble whatever and Richie thinks it'd be a great idea to go to a carnival and picks a scary ride - and it is TERRFYING - and through all of it, Richie implies there'll be another date and even though Eddie is like "Next time?!" because of course there'll be a next time and Richie asks "yeah, why wouldn't there be?" Like it's OBVIOUS

I saw a tiktok that made me think of fem reddie oml

A: Do you listen to “girl in red”?

B: Oh, no I don’t

A: Oh… *sips drink*

B: I mean, I like pussy if that’s what you’re asking

A: *splurts*

i fw u snoopy

A reddie fic where they've been dating but not really using the term, and Eddie accidently blurts out that he wants to go to the prom with only Richie and is mortified and quickly leaves to go home, while Richie has a mind explosion that this is official and omg is this real???

Cut to Eddie sulking in his room until he hears music playing outside and you guessed it, Richie either holding a stereo above his head or playing guitar and shouts happily EDDIE EDS SPAGHETTI KASPBRAK, WILL YOU GO TO PROM WITH ME?

Sonia comes out to the side with WHAT IN THE DEVIL IS GOING ON? while Eddie doesn't give a shit and says YES, YES I WILL.

Thank you for listening.

Picture a normal reddie au where Richie drives Eddie up to the Kissing Bridge on a date and it's awkward but sweet and my heart ;;

And Eddie is like so you brought us here to make out?

Richie: NO, NO, IT'S NICE OUT HERE THAT'S ALL

Eddie: ... well I'm here to make out with you so...??