Imagine Reddie Finally Getting Together, Only Eddie's Worried About Their First Date Because This'd Be

There's a lot of reddie fics about how Richie always has an arm on a chair behind Eddie's shoulders and I want you all to know that makes me feeeeel a lot. Thank you

SAW james wan, 2004

Imagine Eddie working his boring life until a group of strangers come in, threatening and demanding money but one of his regulars, Richie, all of the sudden kicks their ass and is mister cool guy saving his life and Eddie could only stutter out "..are you fucking kidding me??"

*Adult!Reddie reuniting*

Eddie: Get a load of these guys haha...

Eddie's thoughts: I wanna climb Richie like a damn tree

SOMEONE NEEDS TO WRITE THIS.

Eddie made a bulk order of regular running shorts but ends up getting these, and he wants to call and complain but Richie is like WELL HANG ON A SEX- I MEAN SEC.... maybe you should give them ago????

If Reddie went to the library...

Eddie: /puts books on table/

Richie: Anything else you need to check out?? Ahh yes. It's me~

Eddie: (rolls eyes) *don't laugh don't laugh*

Here's another Reddie fic idea for you, Eddie thinks Richie doesn't know how to actually pick up girls and says to prove it and instead of Richie going to a girl at the party, he puts a hand on the wall behind above Eddie and says words and they're close and nervous and you just gotta

liking herbert west is a personal failure on my part :(

Stay with me on this, can there be a fic where Reddie try to roleplay for the first time but they're both ridiculous and keep breaking character because Richie doesn't understand doctor words and Eddie is trying to be fucking accurate.

sneaking out of bed to go to a diner with greg is insane enough and the fact that in the scripts it says tom texts him to say "hey sporus. waffle time :)" is even more nuts but honestly it stops feeling like the Framing of an affair and starts being just completely undeniably an affair when you remember that all of this follows shiv trying to have sex with tom and tom refusing. like i'm gonna kms