There's A Lot Of Reddie Fics About How Richie Always Has An Arm On A Chair Behind Eddie's Shoulders And

Imagine Eddie wanting to escape his mother and hiding the fact that he's royalty by stowing away on some pirate ship as his last option, only to be found out by said pirates and they're all surprisingly friendly and one in particular is already very attached to him

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Imagine the gang messing around and Richie wants a DIY piercing in one ear and Bev is game to do it but Richie starts getting nervous so the others try to distract him while Bev is ready, so Eddie decides well fuck it and kisses him - it wasn't a secret that they were trying this thing out but that maayyyy have been their first real kiss - but hey Richie barely notices the shot so it worked

I wrote this two weeks ago but I got severely sick ;;  a small and cute josuyasu and rohan isn’t having fun.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I REALIZED IN THAT HAMMOCK SCENE? Eddie got in with his shoes on, but purposely takes at least one off so he can slap Richie with his socked foot. Thats consideration. That's love yall, dont hurt me

This is going to be confusing because I haven't actually SEEN The Goldfinch yet (I watched like... one scene from someone posting on Tumblr) but I kind of want a Boris!Richie Reddie fic??? But I could also take a twin fic (I think there's only one fic in the world rn) where maybe Boris visits and flirts with Eddie and Richie is like HEY.

A fic where adult!reddie (have a happy fucking ending) and go to the kissing bridge before they leave and Richie shows R + E and Eddie's like "no fucking way, I did this one!" pointing to the love hearted R. Give me this joy and link me

Im like a dog for you. I guard you, i will not hesitate to get violent with anyone threatening you, yet i'll curl up in your lap like i never hurt anyone. Youre the only one i'll let my guard down around. Youre my only safety and i swear to make you feel just as safe when im around

Can you imagine Richie being the type to never date and just fuck 'em and leave 'em kind of guy until he meets Eddie and all of the sudden he has to google search what to do on dates. Eddie would be his sassy self of "if you don't want to do more than just fuck me, you're wasting my time". Basically Richie is like a puppy Eddie pulls around and everyone else is like HOW DID HE DO THAT??

Imagine Richie always encouraging Eddie to argue and yell at him, innocently at first by not realising why it always seems to take his breathe away and why he feels all hot for some reason every time it happens only for Bev to, all knowingly, step in to say "man, your Eddie-kinks are getting way too specific"

Eddie, flustered: you're getting off on this? You're so disgusting! I can't believe you-

Richie, VERY VERY CONFLICTED in that moment.

SEQUEL. Please read the first part of you haven't yet 🩷

PAIRING: tomgreg

SUMMARY:

Greg took a step back, away from more prodding, but his hands were ready to hold Tom back. “But they didn’t look, like, grossed out! If anything they seemed kind of impressed with me.”

“Because they think you’re fucking your boss!” Tom roar filled every crevice of the room.