DO YOU KNOW WHAT I REALIZED IN THAT HAMMOCK SCENE? Eddie Got In With His Shoes On, But Purposely Takes

everyday i think about the king of waystar royco and his leggy princeling

If Reddie went to the library...

Eddie: /puts books on table/

Richie: Anything else you need to check out?? Ahh yes. It's me~

Eddie: (rolls eyes) *don't laugh don't laugh*

I support the idea that an adult Eddie would have a Richie-cleaning-the-house-efficiently kink.

This is going to be confusing because I haven't actually SEEN The Goldfinch yet (I watched like... one scene from someone posting on Tumblr) but I kind of want a Boris!Richie Reddie fic??? But I could also take a twin fic (I think there's only one fic in the world rn) where maybe Boris visits and flirts with Eddie and Richie is like HEY.

I wrote this two weeks ago but I got severely sick ;;  a small and cute josuyasu and rohan isn’t having fun.

PAIRING: a/b/o! tomgreg

SUMMARY:

“I just want you to smell me? And let me know what you honestly think.”

Greg could only look down at him with a furrow in his brow, “new cologne or?”

Tom snorted a quick, “No, you idiot,” before he gave him a big smile, trying his best to de-escalate the realness of the request that followed, “I want you to scent me.”

we queer for you

Can you imagine a modern AU reddie where Richie always talks about he and Eddie's wedding and what it'll be like and Eddie's like "???? We aren't even dating yet??" but it wasn't like he was going to say no

So like what if Richie announced he was taking part in "no nut november" but because he's been so obnoxious and annoying about it, Eddie decides to fuck with him by wearing shorter shorts, bending over, 'accidently' brushing passed him, and Richie obviously goes crazy but admits he failed literally on the first day when Eddie barely did anything sexy but it was clear Richie was truly whipped

I didn't expect all of you to follow my trash blog but wowww. Should I make myself attempt a reddie fic when I get to 100?? Im nervouss