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Imagine Reddie finally getting together, only Eddie's worried about their first date because this'd be the same Richie who laughed so hard milk came out of his nose at lunch, and he'll be picking him up tonight and would this even be romantic or will it just feel like no spark??

Cut to Richie pulling all the stops by dressing really nice, being very gentlemanly and thoughtful... I don't care which reddie age you go because this could be incredibly sweet but also Bill Hader would also be endearing, I CANT DECIDE

That point during the girls night when we just sit with the horrors:

Richie groaning, with his lap/arms full of Eddie, because he just KNOWS this man is going to kill him, but what's he going to do, tell him to stop? He WANTS those kisses and cuddles and the little bit of grinding and groping that comes with, and sometimes a little nibble or a request for something more from Richie... he's not going to STOP him. He's just going to DIE.

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THANK YOU ANON!!

I like to picture whenever Eddie goes on a tirade, he'd squeak and stop instantly if Richie gets really close.

Richie would have definitely snuck chocolates in Eddie's locker on Valentine's Day and watch as Eddie looks surprised to happy but when the group talks about it, Richie says "Valentine's Day is dumb honestly!" just to protect himself.

You know when Richie looked annoyed af when Eddie kicked off his glasses??? Imagine if Eddie enjoys making Richie mad like the other does to him? Except maybe Eddie likes him looking like that too much that it's exciting

So like what if Richie announced he was taking part in "no nut november" but because he's been so obnoxious and annoying about it, Eddie decides to fuck with him by wearing shorter shorts, bending over, 'accidently' brushing passed him, and Richie obviously goes crazy but admits he failed literally on the first day when Eddie barely did anything sexy but it was clear Richie was truly whipped

i fw u snoopy

(1) Eddie might just be going crazy-- he thinks it's entirely possible, maybe even likely. After all, his mother was crazy. He might just be going crazy, because it seems to him like Trashmouth Tozier's instagram account has gotten... sexier, of late. Like, joke sexy, rather than sexy in earnest, and it's just Eddie's poor luck that he actually finds Tozier... attractive. Shit.

(2) He finds him attractive. He's married, he has a wife, he's-- he spends a lot of time telling himself he's straight, but... he feels something looking at pictures of some unfunny comedian that he doesn't feel any of the times he's supposed to feel something. Well... no, it's not that he's unfunny. His jokes are unfunny. His instagram is... he actually seems like he is funny. But the joke 'sexy' photos...

(3) He makes these ridiculous faces, like no one could actually find him sexy, like it's all a big gag, and then he lifts his shirt in the mirror or he poses on his bed, or some other thing that's a clear parody of people who actually take sexy photos, but the thing is, he's... well, Eddie can't tell exactly how tall he is, but he's tall, and his hands are enormous, and he has nice biceps, not like... built, but nice. Like, arms Eddie can easily imagine holding him. Tight.

(4) And that's not crazy, noticing that. It's some new goofy thing he's doing and he's clueless about how hot he really is and that's honestly kind of cute, it's just... it only started happening after he'd commented on a very unsexy picture (only it wasn't unsexy, he'd kept thinking about those enormous hands, on him, he was thinking about those hands when Myra had-- during the span of time he usually tried to think of nothing at all), and he hadn't realized...

(5) Well, he hadn't realized Tozier would reply, or that he'd start following Eddie of all people, though that might have been a random follow-back deal, he doesn't know, he doesn't know anything anymore because Tozier had made a joke about Eddie talking dirty to him (literal dirt, he was talking about literal dirt) and now every other picture is weirdly actually sexy and if Eddie wasn't going crazy before, he might just start.

(6) He resolves not to overthink the coincidence, and then Richie Tozier posts a professionally taken picture, and his jeans are tight and his legs are spread and he had clearly been ordered not to make a funny face and you can see him struggling not to, out of sheer reflex, and Eddie can imagine him being self-conscious with something earnest, and he looks really good and Eddie is officially overthinking it. He hates himself a little. He needs a divorce.

(7/7) And then, the phone call comes, and Eddie is sitting in an airport looking at his phone and that's Richie, that's his Richie, and it all rushes back to him... and he really needs that divorce, he really does. It's going to be a while before he expects either of them will check social media, but he leaves a comment on Richie's airport selfie. If something goes wrong, with this reunion, at least... at least he's said he remembers him, and... maybe it's enough somehow.

Re: Eddie realizing things because Richie calls him 'babe', this is one hundred percent accurate. When I was young and in love with my best friend, he once casually and platonically called me 'babe' on the phone to confirm movie watching plans and my soul ascended to another plane of existence. I said something incredibly stupid. (at this point, we've got a definite sibling vibe instead of anything romantic but at the time... I was a very reddiecore small-town queer)

omggg Anon, thanks for sharing <3 <3 <3 my hearttt!!! RE: