I Keep Thinking About That Bill Hader Interview Where He Said Richie Was Going Through A Lot Of Self-hate

Imagine if Richie thought he had his gay feelings in check and in secret but while he was talking, Eddie reaches out to him to brush a strand of hair from his forehead and Richie ℂ𝕒𝕟'𝕥 𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕝𝕖 and his voice breaks

I miss posting about reddie, I should read/watch the story again because I miss thinking about how much of a simp Richie is for Eddie 🥺

An AU where Eddie needs money and gives in by working under Bill's record store despite not knowing much about music (this was the only time he could listen without his mother knowing). He didnt expect a regular customer, Richie, to find so much interest in him though.

Can you imagine Richie being the type to never date and just fuck 'em and leave 'em kind of guy until he meets Eddie and all of the sudden he has to google search what to do on dates. Eddie would be his sassy self of "if you don't want to do more than just fuck me, you're wasting my time". Basically Richie is like a puppy Eddie pulls around and everyone else is like HOW DID HE DO THAT??

Idk if reddie is still POPPINGGG but I saw a tiktok of someone wearing these tight red short shorts and it said PLANET BOOTY on the bottom... you know what to do

THIS IS SO SWEEEET

Imagine Reddie finally getting together, only Eddie's worried about their first date because this'd be the same Richie who laughed so hard milk came out of his nose at lunch, and he'll be picking him up tonight and would this even be romantic or will it just feel like no spark??

Cut to Richie pulling all the stops by dressing really nice, being very gentlemanly and thoughtful... I don't care which reddie age you go because this could be incredibly sweet but also Bill Hader would also be endearing, I CANT DECIDE

It's literally 2am rn but Richie seems like the type to fall ridiculously inlove with a statue or a painting named Eddie...and what if it came to life??

So we all know pm all the losers had a crush on Bill at some point...

Imagine an au where Richie finds out Eddie used to have a crush on Bill and keeps mentioning it, "you liked Bill?? What is so great about Bill?" - basically he's jealous and he's oblivious until Eddie gets annoyed, since you know, it was an old crush and flusteredly blurted out "I like you now anyway you idiot" and Richie goes into his realization of his sexuality and of course loves Eddie and they get together but that doesn't stop him from mentioning and bragging about Eddie's love for him to anyone and everyone anyway

*reddie arm wrestling*

Eddie: *trying to distract Richie* Wanna take off our shirts and kiss?

Richie: *beats him easily* Abso-fucking-lutely, thought you'd never ask.