I'd Be Really Interested Where The Creators Are Going To Go After That Special, They're Clearly Going

I just watched Chaos Walking and you can bet there should be a reddie where the boys are finding it hard to control their thoughts.

Richie: //he's so pretty stop the thoughts!!! He's looking here he's looking at me! Stop thinking!! I'm richie tozier I'm richie tozier I'm richie tozier fuck//

I picture Giorno being a power bottom so much

The idea of Richie sneaking into Eddie's room is cute but also the idea of Richie having to hide somewhere IN THE ROOM if Sonia comes in gives me feels because I can imagine

Sonia: What was that sound, Eddie-bear? Why are your lips so red?

PAIRING: fem! tomgreg

SUMMARY:

... before she made her crafty way over, Greta held her back by the elbow and, in her skittish way, offered a tit for tat. An exchange that being the ‘punching bag’ would be more worthwhile on her end. Honestly, Tam couldn’t be prouder...

Greta was pretty vague in what she was asking of Tam, and so she decided to play into that. “Oh, the forboden ‘do whatever you want to me?’ Going to beat me up, Gret? Rob me?”

“Not forboden! It’s not!-” Gret gave her a flustered look, “I mean, it’s not something terrible, but like, rather in a sexual manner?”

PAIRING: tomgreg (of course)

SUMMARY:

“That boss you wanted to fuck? Did you finally do it?”

Terror clocked into his heart, hoping his body might combust in his very seat so that he wouldn’t have to be there at that very moment. Of course. Of course, he mentioned wanting to sleep with his boss with his friends. Never, not once, worrying that one day his friend could bring it up sporadically with Tom sitting right next to him.

Listen, I had a femme reddie dream last night.

Eddie (Edith) recently moved to Derry and her mother made her sign up for the 'proper girls club,' led by Myra. She absolutely hates it but she doesn't know anyone else.

She glumly follows the group around school and Myra, intentionally, leads to pass Richie (Rachel), to say something like "I can't believe they still let DYKES in this school."

To which Richie response with something like "say what you want but I can make a girl come more times than their boring ass missionary boyfriends wish they could."

The proper girls are flabbergasted but Eddie snorted, which Richie caught.

Myra tries to bicker but ends up leaving in a huff, while Richie shouts out (and makes eyes with Eddie), "I'm a guitarist you know, I know what to do with my fingers."

Anyway, I guess they officially meet and Eddie hangs around Richie's group (while secretly ditching the proper girls and without her mother knowing) and yeah gay romance.

*Adult!Reddie reuniting*

Eddie: Get a load of these guys haha...

Eddie's thoughts: I wanna climb Richie like a damn tree

Can I just keep imagining the whole end part was actually just Richie seeing it in the deadlights and it's all not real and everyone is alive and gay and happy?? Thank you

Can you imagine Richie being the type to never date and just fuck 'em and leave 'em kind of guy until he meets Eddie and all of the sudden he has to google search what to do on dates. Eddie would be his sassy self of "if you don't want to do more than just fuck me, you're wasting my time". Basically Richie is like a puppy Eddie pulls around and everyone else is like HOW DID HE DO THAT??

Richie and Eddie blurting out more and more sexually charged things about how respectively tol/smol the other is while everyone just stares is giving me LIFE. Telling themselves they are just ragging on each other but Richie is saying 'I could just pick you up and throw you around, dude, you're so little, I could carry you', and Eddie's just 'I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY, I'D LOVE TO SEE YOU TRY TO PICK ME UP WITH YOUR BIG HANDS AND YOUR STRONG ARMS, YOU FREAK'

OMGGGGG I KIND OF WANT TO WRITE THIS BUT I CANT BE FUNNY.

RICHIE WOULD BE LIKE "LISTEN HERE, YOU LITTLE TWUNK" AND EDDIE IS LIKE "WTF IS A TWUNK YOU GODDAMM GORRILLA"

This speaks to meeee