Idk How Tweets Go To The Right Algorithm Or Maybe I'm A Terrible Writer But I Have A Lil Snippet Of Something

Can you imagine if reddie are together and Richie is like "now that we're passed repressing everything, when are we having sex?" And Eddie is like "you still want to do that?" And Richie is "umm yes? If it wasn't for pennywise's memory wipe funtime I probably would have thought of this since I was a horny teen.. so yes. Now when?"

Insert Eddie feeling weirdly touched by that

I need a farm!Au Style fic where Kyle has to live on a farm temporarily (maybe for his rage??) during the holidays with the Marsh family and Stan is always in a bad mood to him and one night Kyle said he can take them to town somewhere and Stan grips him with a "idc where the fuck we go, just get me the fuck out of this farm" and I love top!kyle but honestly just go with it

(I'd write it myself but I've never written sp before)

SEQUEL. Please read the first part of you haven't yet 🩷

PAIRING: tomgreg

SUMMARY:

Greg took a step back, away from more prodding, but his hands were ready to hold Tom back. “But they didn’t look, like, grossed out! If anything they seemed kind of impressed with me.”

“Because they think you’re fucking your boss!” Tom roar filled every crevice of the room.

Im like a dog for you. I guard you, i will not hesitate to get violent with anyone threatening you, yet i'll curl up in your lap like i never hurt anyone. Youre the only one i'll let my guard down around. Youre my only safety and i swear to make you feel just as safe when im around

I am ADORING AHS 1984's soundtrack this season! It gets me so PUMPED.

I feel like he would do this all the time

Richie: wait, who are you married to again?

Eddie: *sigh* Richie Tozier

Richie: that's riiiight *finger guns*

This is going to be confusing because I haven't actually SEEN The Goldfinch yet (I watched like... one scene from someone posting on Tumblr) but I kind of want a Boris!Richie Reddie fic??? But I could also take a twin fic (I think there's only one fic in the world rn) where maybe Boris visits and flirts with Eddie and Richie is like HEY.

I keep thinking about that Bill Hader interview where he said Richie was going through a lot of self-hate but if Eddie was to say something first then Richie would be all for it.

So what if one of the losers accidentally mentioned who Richie likes around Eddie and he's mad and shouts "WTF, YOU LIKE ME AND YOU HAVEN'T SAID ANYTHING, YOU ASSHOLE?" Because obvsly Eddie likes him too

he said i covet you on day ONE