'he Would Not Fucking Say That' Maybe He Would If He Knew He Was Starring In His Very Own Porn Fic For

Imagine Eddie wanting to escape his mother and hiding the fact that he's royalty by stowing away on some pirate ship as his last option, only to be found out by said pirates and they're all surprisingly friendly and one in particular is already very attached to him

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I'm SO soft for that last imagine. Thinking about the something on your shirt trick and Richie really NOTICING something new in Eddie's laugh, and putting everything together in that moment, and it's so stupid and it's so THEM and suddenly he doesn't know how to act and HE'S laughing too loud, and he's so afraid he looks weird but everyone else just sees Richie and Eddie laughing together at something dumb like normal because he's always been like that with him, he just never KNEW

Anon so softttt ;; i love itt.

Richie's inner turmoil is like oh-Oh no! I love this person they're so beautiful and cute what is hapPENING keep it cool keep it cool damnit!

I like to picture whenever Eddie goes on a tirade, he'd squeak and stop instantly if Richie gets really close.

Bruh I’m too old to be this shy and awkward lmao

truer words have never been spoken (x)

I love the idea that since Reddie reunited and finally got together, Eddie can't help being all over Richie.. which includes wanting to join the mile high club and of course Richie caves, "you're killing me, Eds"

You’re telling me this plot has a hole? Is it tight?

Usually Richie acted like he was some overly-confident "playa," but what Eddie didn't expect when they first started dating was how surprisingly awkward Richie was, even to stretch an arm behind Eddie's shoulders or to hold his hand or kiss his cheek that Eddie couldn't help feeling a lot of how cuuuute is he??? Just kiss me properly you dummy

Imagine Reddie finally getting together, only Eddie's worried about their first date because this'd be the same Richie who laughed so hard milk came out of his nose at lunch, and he'll be picking him up tonight and would this even be romantic or will it just feel like no spark??

Cut to Richie pulling all the stops by dressing really nice, being very gentlemanly and thoughtful... I don't care which reddie age you go because this could be incredibly sweet but also Bill Hader would also be endearing, I CANT DECIDE

The shifter AU thing... y e a h. IMAGINE Eddie being all like 'Richie, you're not funny at all' while his tail and ears are all twitchy and his pupils are BLOWN with affection. All the Losers exchanging knowing looks at the way Richie's tail starts wagging every time Eddie comes into the room, before he even LOOKS at him (Eddie is the only one who doesn't notice-- he's hardly ever seen Richie's tail NOT wag??)

Omgggg!! YESSS. And Eddie always pretends he's barely listening to Richie but his ears are clearly perked up in his direction!

The gang are just ಠ-ಠ