This reminds me of the time I was 12 and someone casually roleplayed offing themselves on Royale High (roblox) WITH GRAPHIC DESCRIPTIONS AND EVERYTHING.
This one has got to be my favorite one so far
Reading is my therapy *cries after every book I read and experiences an existential crisis each and every time*
a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.
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Fever is a hilarious immune response. Our bodies tell the disease “hey, wanna see which one of us dies of overheating first? No? Too bad.” and honestly they’re not even the winners a decent chunk of the time but it works often enough that we never evolved it away or anything. Fantastic work.
oh uh. scuse me. just a lil snail crossing your dash
this is my favorite subreddit
This close 🤏 to walking into a mysterious fog and never coming back
Babushka Cat Prints and Stickers // Selynn Draws on Etsy