I'm addicted to removing inane captions from otherwise good posts
Everybody thinks they're the genre-savvy video store clerk in the horror movie, but we can't ALL be the genre-savvy video store clerk in the horror movie, because I'M the genre-savvy video store clerk in the horror movie. You guys have to be the final girl or the jock boyfriend or the slasher or the old guy at the gas station who acts as a portent of doom or the cheerleader or the knife or the car that won't start or the lake or the ominous transition shot of clouds passing in front of the full moon or the dog that plays basketball or something.
please god help me i cant remember what number comes after 8,324,593,429
fans are a protected class under the tumblr constitution in order to safeguard against threats to fannish autonomy
this website is horrible and everyone is mean as fuck. with that being said reblog and compliment the previous person in the tags ✨
when the objectively bad person has traumatic and honestly reasonable reasons for why theyre like that but it doesnt excuse their actions and only serves to make them more tragic as a character