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just heard a coworker say "I know this thing wouldn't even work for Jesus" about her printer

they invented a new low just for me

Being blocked on tumblr isn’t important unless it’s by the OP of a funny post in which case it’s the same suffering as what they’re doing to Jesus this Friday

yippee i love being for whom the bell tolls 😁 #mybell

new rule you have to live to be 34. you cant kill yourself until you turn 34. jesus died at 33 you can do better

yayy the emptiness #myemptiness

the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also

When God closes a door I reach my little paws under it and meow until He opens it again.

i miss you guys in a different life we were all organs in the same angel

kinder than man, althea davis

DONT ❌️ USE PIGEON 🕊 PHOBIC LANGUAGE

INSTEAD TRY THESE! ✅️

DEAD DOVE ☠️ -> HAPPY SMILING ALIVE DOVE 😃

PIGEON HOLE 🕳-> PIGEON INCLUDE 👫

2 BIRDS ONE STONE 🪨 - 2COPS ONE BULLET 👮‍♂️

A BIRD IN THE HAND IS 2 IN THE BUSH 🌳 -> A BIRD IN THE HAND IS THE WORLD 🌎

How many followers ?

Don’t wanna brag but it’s a lot more than the 12 Jesus had

A Judas at McDonald’s