Sometimes I’m Like “what Am I So Scared Of?” And Then Remember That Everything Is So Scary

shirt that says "i'm not high i just love saying insane sentences that don't make sense"

When God closes a door I reach my little paws under it and meow until He opens it again.

im like if a bigender person sucked at being one of the genders

writing job applications and thinking that perhaps I wasn't made for this world

yayy the emptiness #myemptiness

just heard a coworker say "I know this thing wouldn't even work for Jesus" about her printer

mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter

my favorite part of the "karkalicious 2009" post is that if it said 2014 it would be completely undetectable as a fake, but they didn't do that because in 2019 the year 2014 wasn't long enough in the past to be a funny wrong year to put in a new year post