🚨🛑Stop For A Moment And Don't Skip It !!

last €780 for hazem’s evacuation fund let’s go let’s go let’s go

my favorite part of the "karkalicious 2009" post is that if it said 2014 it would be completely undetectable as a fake, but they didn't do that because in 2019 the year 2014 wasn't long enough in the past to be a funny wrong year to put in a new year post

https://www.blutonews.org/article/15

Bluto Made his teeth thin for no reason

bluto was wearing his favorite yellow hat when he saw nothing and there wasnt anything, but he still made his teeth thin for now reason, and his eyebrows got so close it looked like one eyebrow

Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair

i’m tired and want something beautiful and big to happen to me

DONT ❌️ USE PIGEON 🕊 PHOBIC LANGUAGE

INSTEAD TRY THESE! ✅️

DEAD DOVE ☠️ -> HAPPY SMILING ALIVE DOVE 😃

PIGEON HOLE 🕳-> PIGEON INCLUDE 👫

2 BIRDS ONE STONE 🪨 - 2COPS ONE BULLET 👮‍♂️

A BIRD IN THE HAND IS 2 IN THE BUSH 🌳 -> A BIRD IN THE HAND IS THE WORLD 🌎

yippee i love being for whom the bell tolls 😁 #mybell

i’m a bit high

i’ve always felt like being born on the first of the month was a lil fun and fancy but then i began to wonder if that’s just how everyone feels about their birthday. so i made a poll about it.