Did somebody say Bill shouldn't be allowed to swear? I think somebody said Bill shouldn't be allowed to swear. Thanks to that, have these retooled The Good Place jokes:
The "powers that be" can refer to either the Theraprism staff, the Axolotl, or just. Ya know. Disney in general. Or all three! Whichever you think is funniest. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The "party" Bill's referring to is Weirdmageddon, of course. He was quite the ashhole to everyone back then.
Ford has probably gotten pretty good at the 'tune out your psychopathic ex with dank memes' challenge.
It must be very cathartic to be able to make Bill shut up whenever you want with just the press of a button. I'm sure Ford doesn't abuse this ability at all.
Oh, sure, 'Not now,' he says, before he immediately backs out of the newly-made hole in the Theraprism wall. 🙄
Don't worry, Bill doesn't get far.
also yeah i know this one doesn't have an attempted swear - i just wanted to use the joke because of the massive stink-eye involved in it because it makes me laugh
⬇️ More goofs beneath the brief ramble if you wanna skip it lmao⬇️
Why is Ford even there, you might ask? Well, he either decided he preferred to watch Bill suffer in person over being distantly and repeatedly harassed with the same evil desperation book for the rest of his life, or he got roped into some kind of contrived community service for 1.) all his many counts of interdimensional thievery, and 2.) his ignoring all the very clear warnings to NOT summon Bill in the first place (which I like to imagine is also illegal). Theraprism staff were just like, 'Wait, this guy matters to Bill? Ooh, we can USE that! It might be the only thing that can help him want to get better!' It is not considered that throwing Ford at Bill so soon after Weirdmageddon could instead make them both WORSE - in new and altogether special ways! :D
Anyway, I'm calling it the Community Service AU, and I am most likely not going to do anything else with it beyond appropriating these silly Good Place jokes. So, feel free to adopt the concept if y'all wanna??? Just make sure that Bill is still not allowed to swear, no matter what, full stop. It's gotta be a real linguistic corkblork of a situation for him, is all I'm sayin'.
Finally, have these bonus Good Place jokes, but with Handyman!Bill this time:
'Opposite tortures' doesn't sound so bad...at least until it's an all-powerful chaos entity known for torture saying it.
you may think i forgot mabel's cute pink cheeks but the truth is that i did in fact forget but then immediately stopped caring which makes it okay, SHHHHHHH
And, finally:
lmao this is shit
True facts, if you cram Season 1 Eleanor Shellstrop and Michael into a singular triangle shape, they turn into Bill Cipher. This is science, look it up. Or don't, and just trust the source that is me, bro.
Anyway, I should be in bed, y'all have fun with these, I guess. Tune in after like a week or so and maybe I'll have an addendum to my comic about how Bill was drawn naked for karaoke night. Because him actually being naked was not the only thing I considered as a plausible explanation. XD
Also if you see any inconsistencies or errors in any of these comics, No You Do Not :D
Also also, reblogs are rad as hell and I appreciate every single one, just don't repost, please and thanks. Every time a repost is made, an artist somewhere cries. :,)
Honestly, I love it when characters relapse. When someone who’s gotten over their anger issues falls into a situation so out of their depth they fall back on their old habits. When someone who’s learned to open up becomes a recluse again in order to cope with something outside their control.
There’s just something so horrible, so toxic, about watching a character grow and then slip back into their old selves in order to cope, bc you know they still care, that they’re the same inside, but watching them hurt so hard they don’t know what else to do brings a sense of catharsis.
bfdi related doodles i made a few weeks ago that i uh. forgot to post
I know you must have like a million asks in your inbox but I wanted to quickly say that I love your art and AlA au !! Your art style is unique imo and I enjoy reading the lore abt your au ^_^
I also wanted to ask if you had any more content of your oc, Astar?? If not that's 100% okay, just keep doing what makes you happy!
im horrible with words so im so sorry if this makes absolutely no sense
Thank you! Hopefully I have more substantial story for you soon, once I’m done dealing with uni assignments HHHH
As for Astar, I do have these! POV: Astar gets a nasty read on Mandela newcomer + example of him inviting strangers into his house and feeding them if they offer up some of their Delicious Ghost Knowledge (though he’s gonna yap their ears off about theology)
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What type of games would Bps members enjoy, like out of puzzle games, point and click, adventure, horror, interactive novel, platformers? Maybe some tabletop, like monopoly or dnd? Idk, i got my Mark would be a Sonic fan headcanon stuck so hard that i need to ask.
I could see that, Sonic the Hedgehog 2 was out in 1992, which was like Sonic 1 but better. Since the BPS members were teens around the late 1990s to early 2000s, their favorite series would probably be whatever came out in the late 1990s to early 2000s. I could see Sarah and Evelin as being more fantasy JRPG types, like Final Fantasy and/or Dragon Quest. Adam is giving me hardcore horror game fan, and Silent Hill 2 as well as Resident Evil 4 came out during this era so it was a golden age for early modern horror. Jonah seems like he'd like PvP games of any kind, but particularly Mortal Combat or (every classic gamer boy's favorite) Call of Duty.
Right, considering the current state of corporate politics on this site, and that it seems that only those affected seem to be actively speaking on the matter, it is up to I, the only fucking cishet on tumblr, to drag this out to a wider audience.
We need to show these higher ups how much we truly value them.