Charlie Has To Be The Safest Person Ever. Not Only Is She The Second Most Powerful Being In Hell, But

Writing Prompt #266

“Please get out of that pillow fort. We’re supposed to have dinner with friends!”

“Counter-offer: you join me, we rule this pillow kingdom together, watch Hocus Pocus, and eat popcorn for dinner.”

Something catches Blitz' eye in the toy garage and Fizz can't help but lend a hand to his bestie 🤲

I am Amira from Gaza🍉. The war destroyed everything I own. I lost my father, my home, my job, and my university. I can't bear any more. Could you please donate or share my story to help protect us 🙏?

Hi Amira.

I've just finished reading your story, and I can't even express my deepest sorrows for you and your family. Sadly, I cannot do anything to help, and the most I can do is share your story, which might not get a lot of reach, considering how small my account is.

But to those who see this post, here is Amira's story. It's a very shitty summary, but I think it'll do.

"After her father's passing, Amira found herself taking care of her family, consisting of her mother, who sadly suffers from high blood pressure and diabetes. Amira worked as a teaching assistant while pursuing a master's degree in data science, and also worked as a programmer in a company, all until war came and destroyed everything. Her university, workplace, and home were completely destroyed, forcing them to flee south in search of a safe haven. Now, Amira and her family live in tents for displaced people in Deir al-Balah, where they suffer from water shortages and the spread of diseases, posing an additional challenge, especially for her immunocompromised mother. Amira and her family hope to escape this difficult situation and build a better future. The cost of travel for one person is $5000, and the cost of living is $500 per person per month, and Amira hopes to gain at least €39,000 to be able to escape with her mother."

Her's her go-fund-me link. If you can, please donate what you can give so she and her family will be able to get out faster and get a safer life. Currently, as I'm writing this, Amira has made €30,188 out of €39,000, and it both seems so close yet so far, which kills me.

I wish you only the best, Amira. Hopefully one day, once all of this Hell is over, and life can finally go back to normal, you'll be able to live the best life with your family.

Not only is AI dangerous because of the implications but, even more importantly, it’s damaging the backbone of online society: Those of us who make stupid little edits in the free knock off photoshop app on our phones

so thanks to this polyvees server i joined recently i found out that apparently theres a polyvees week happening over on twitter. this is for day 1: duo. and it's veeswap au because i'm me

just wanna add onto my reblog of this to say that I made a fuck bunch of noises when I realized that Gabriel is (probably) the one asking the question

Does it matter?

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To The Substitute Art Teacher - Jordan Bolton

Did somebody say Bill shouldn't be allowed to swear? I think somebody said Bill shouldn't be allowed to swear. Thanks to that, have these retooled The Good Place jokes:

The "powers that be" can refer to either the Theraprism staff, the Axolotl, or just. Ya know. Disney in general. Or all three! Whichever you think is funniest. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The "party" Bill's referring to is Weirdmageddon, of course. He was quite the ashhole to everyone back then.

Ford has probably gotten pretty good at the 'tune out your psychopathic ex with dank memes' challenge.

It must be very cathartic to be able to make Bill shut up whenever you want with just the press of a button. I'm sure Ford doesn't abuse this ability at all.

Oh, sure, 'Not now,' he says, before he immediately backs out of the newly-made hole in the Theraprism wall. 🙄

Don't worry, Bill doesn't get far.

also yeah i know this one doesn't have an attempted swear - i just wanted to use the joke because of the massive stink-eye involved in it because it makes me laugh

⬇️ More goofs beneath the brief ramble if you wanna skip it lmao⬇️

Why is Ford even there, you might ask? Well, he either decided he preferred to watch Bill suffer in person over being distantly and repeatedly harassed with the same evil desperation book for the rest of his life, or he got roped into some kind of contrived community service for 1.) all his many counts of interdimensional thievery, and 2.) his ignoring all the very clear warnings to NOT summon Bill in the first place (which I like to imagine is also illegal). Theraprism staff were just like, 'Wait, this guy matters to Bill? Ooh, we can USE that! It might be the only thing that can help him want to get better!' It is not considered that throwing Ford at Bill so soon after Weirdmageddon could instead make them both WORSE - in new and altogether special ways! :D

Anyway, I'm calling it the Community Service AU, and I am most likely not going to do anything else with it beyond appropriating these silly Good Place jokes. So, feel free to adopt the concept if y'all wanna??? Just make sure that Bill is still not allowed to swear, no matter what, full stop. It's gotta be a real linguistic corkblork of a situation for him, is all I'm sayin'.

Finally, have these bonus Good Place jokes, but with Handyman!Bill this time:

'Opposite tortures' doesn't sound so bad...at least until it's an all-powerful chaos entity known for torture saying it.

you may think i forgot mabel's cute pink cheeks but the truth is that i did in fact forget but then immediately stopped caring which makes it okay, SHHHHHHH

And, finally:

lmao this is shit

True facts, if you cram Season 1 Eleanor Shellstrop and Michael into a singular triangle shape, they turn into Bill Cipher. This is science, look it up. Or don't, and just trust the source that is me, bro.

Anyway, I should be in bed, y'all have fun with these, I guess. Tune in after like a week or so and maybe I'll have an addendum to my comic about how Bill was drawn naked for karaoke night. Because him actually being naked was not the only thing I considered as a plausible explanation. XD

Also if you see any inconsistencies or errors in any of these comics, No You Do Not :D

Also also, reblogs are rad as hell and I appreciate every single one, just don't repost, please and thanks. Every time a repost is made, an artist somewhere cries. :,)

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t-shirt that says i <3 when fictional characters make shortsighted and selfish decisions that will certainly make things worse and lead them to ruin