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I went to the first three theater showings of RWBY because I was obsessed, and during one of them Adam is on the screen and someone shouts, “Nobody likes you!” Then everyone cheered.

I think about it a lot.

Alright, last one today I swear.

To all my fellow boss b****s out there! We run this world!

TUMBLR PLEASE I WAS TRYING TO SHOW THIS

This ghost friend is here to hopefully ease some of your worries. It can’t totally remove them, but it hopes that it might make you smile!

Chibird store | Positive pin club | Webtoon

This one's from the Twitter suggestion pile! https://twitter.com/aurabeth/status/1399538324088496132

This a call out post. Because I wake up on average 4 hours before my partner, but woke him anyway to see a video of a fancy car owner doing a little dance at receiving a HotWheels version of their ride.

A different summary: there is no longer a grandstand there.

For the last decade or so, I’ve been routinely attending a ride-on lawnmower race. I’ve always wanted to participate, but the high cost of used mowers is better spent on more practical vehicles, like literally anything else. Sometimes, though, the universe sends you a message. And in my case, that message came in the form of an awkward leg of a huge trade-in scam.

Picture, if you will, the humble redneck. They await the approach of big, fast domestic mowers. John Deeres, Cub Cadets, even weird modified Chinese stuff they looted from Aliexpress. There is jubilance, but that soon comes to an awkward hush. An unfamiliar engine note approaches.

My International 1480 combine harvester, all ten tons of it, is barrelling down the highway at a clip somewhere between “tepid” and “jaunty.” Even though I have shown up for a race, I am sandbagging a little bit, making sure that the bets get settled against my vehicle before I show them the might of a fully operational monster such as mine.

Technically, there is no violation. I had looked at the rulebook from every angle in the previous year: it has the correct number of wheels, the proper agricultural intent, and with precise work on the tiller, it can even (poorly) mow a suburban lawn. Is it modified? Oh yes, yes indeed, but I see the nitrous bottles poking out from the rows of Kubotas at the starting line.

And when I leave the starting line, it is a thing of beauty. At least for a few milliseconds. It seems that the wizards at International Harvester simply did not comprehend of a situation in which the frame of their combine would be launched into the air by means of one thousand eight hundred foot-pounds of supercharger-bolstered torque. I had erroneously believed that the loose soil of the rural community would let the wheels dip in, but now I am facing directly into the sky, having twelve o’ clocked hard on my wheelie, shooting flames from my exhaust and whirling vertical blades of death towards the grandstand.

It’s not about whether you win or lose. Sometimes it’s about how many pages you add to the rulebook.

My family still quotes the time I was playing behind the sunroom couch eating chocolate and my mom’s senses went off. When she asked what I was doing from upstairs, I said “anything”. We really said the darndest things, huh?

You remember when you were younger and each day you would visit each corner of your house. And all the furniture was somehow a really cool toy and you had a special game dedicated to all of em. And things would be so fun, you’d make anything into a wand and ask your mom if you could save the seeds from the fruit you all just ate so you could make a magic potion with them. That was so cool. And now you’re all grown up and u have 4 cups on your nightstand.

I have family of choice in Barcelona, and it pleases me to learn not just of their struggles, but of their triumphs. Quiero a todo voz.

This pleases me.

Art by Roberto Nieto

Happy Pride Month dudes!!!!!!

A good squishy.

Suction cup boi

(via)

My boo sent a pic today.

I need help dudes.

I’m trying to engrave a pendant for my partner that says something along the lines of,

“I’m glad I met you when I did or we never would have grown into who we are now, and no one in the world will ever make me feel like this. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. I love you.”

But, ya know, more concise and romantic like?

Aquarius, the only time I left the house at the height of my depression was to walk in the rain with a nice umbrella, bonus points for lightning at a nearby waterfall.

reblog with your zodiac sign and if you love thunderstorms or not

[ID: The 20 second handwashing meme. The words underneath each step are from the “I fucking hate Jurgen Leitner” video until the line “why does he have so many fucked up books” End ID.]

Update: found cat, has his under covers in guest bedroom due to noise.

House I’m working now has a cat. I was not told there would be a cat. More updates to follow.

House I’m working now has a cat. I was not told there would be a cat. More updates to follow.

My therapist asked me what I think about while working, and I was forced to explain that all construction/handyman/contractors have one sided conversations while working, or make some weird noise and just act pretty schizophrenic.

I sing theme songs from my childhood.

My current foreman blows rasberries.

Our carpenter has “mirror arguments”

Eric is the “Percy Jackson” of his universe. Change my mind

i love prince eric.  from the little mermaid.  he’s hilarious.  because he seems like one of the most mild-mannered and unassuming princes in the disney canon, but he is also one of the few to actively kill the bad guy.   most disney villains die by consequence of the final battle but are not directly killed by the hero/heroine.  most of them fall to their deaths or cause their own demise, and sometimes the hero is indirectly responsible because they’ll launch them into that direction or something, but they still don’t bring knife to heart directly.  

but then a couple do.  and prince eric is my fave out of those few because up until the final act, he is the most chill motherfucker u ever seen.  like he is quick to spring to action during the storm scene n stuff, but otherwise?  he’s really quiet n sensitive and runs along the beach playing the flute for his big shaggy dog n he smiles like a lil nerd and gets all cute around ariel and he’s so sweet n everything.

AND THEN IN THE FINAL BATTLE THAT MOTHERFUCKER STRAIGHT UP DRIVES A SHIP THROUGH URSULA LIKE WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!  NO WONDER NO ONE IS TRYIN TO LAY SIEGE TO HIS KINGDOM!!  ALL THE NEIGHBOURS ARE LIKE “HOLY SHIT DON’T GO THERE! PRINCE ERIC IS A BEAST!  HE’LL STRAIGHT UP DRIVE A BOAT THROUGH YOUR BITCH!”

i love him

Taemin attacking unsuspecting civilians like

This is will forever be my favourite photo of Taemin

Shinee world be here like.

FINALLY! I FOUND IT!!!!!

Guys look at how happy Taeminnie is omg :(( also his backup dancers are smiling too ugh he fr brings light to all of our lives

made a comic about some thoughts! small ways you can empower people, choosing who to empower, and why “don’t make your orientation your whole personality” misses the depth of the issue.

stay cute, stay proud, and love your friends

The reason why I can't finish my assignment on time

comparable should NOT be pronounced like that