...so I Saw These Armor Slippers Online

in another life elijah is a stunning drag queen. the elephant mask is a part of her persona and her stage name? Madam Ellie Phant.

she gets onto drag race but doesn't win, she gets kicked out pretty early, but is a fan favorite. later she appears in an interview with trixie mattel.

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reblog to bap prev with your paw

John Malevolent is so funny. He'll see a fucked up goat man with glowing eyes chasing them through the woods while howling like a dog and go "Hmmm. . .Guys, I think something is off here☝️"

I think that, despite recent events and the fact that Kayne has greater power than the King in Yellow, Arthur would still consider the King more terrifying. The King was the first eldritch being to torture him, and while Kayne has done a shitload of stuff to Arthur, the King has tortured Arthur for years.

But I think Kayne would be incredibly jealous and infuriated if he found out Arthur was more traumatized by the King in Yellow than by him.

Kayne: What...what do you mean? I...I mutilated you! I made John lie to you! I manipulated you into killing Matthew! All the horrors you faced in the past are my fault! I...and...those mean nothing to you!?!

Arthur: Not nothing! Of course not nothing! Kayne, I swear to you that at least 30% of my most traumatic moments are due to you-

Kayne: Only 30%!?!

Arthur: M-maybe 35? Look, the Dreamlands were rough, and they happened at a time where I was new to all of this. Naturally, they made a strong impression on me. When I met you, I had already been through the wringer, so-

Kayne: (muttering to himself) Damn it, Hastur, I knew I should have killed you!

bet

support trans people.

So... does tearing your limbs apart till you are a bloody mess counts as a love language?

being a malevolent fan (for me and me only) is simultaneously wanting jarthur to be platonic because I think their relationship is really sweet and meaningful but also wanting them to have something a smidgen more romantic because as a gay fragment of an eldritch god I want my rep

more importantly I want them to hold hands

also I think it would be funny if they got married

Arthur: *on the ground in literally 7 pieces, bloody and whimpering*

Me, a listener who has experienced 52 episodes of this man dying and undying repeatedly: *sighs* DUDE GET UP

Ok, I finished season 3 and... I'm going to make a post about that in a moment.

I have a question and I don't know if it counts as spoiler or what...

Is Kayne Nyarlathotep?