Open Tumblr. Immediately Bombarded With The Most Jaw Dropping, Life Giving, Hands Quivering, Eyes Blinding,

So... does tearing your limbs apart till you are a bloody mess counts as a love language?

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

VERY SPECIAL DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FNAFS 10TH ANNIVERSARY, YAOI DAY, AND THE START OF CLOWN WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!

AAHHHHHHHHHH

I need other people to bear the curse of knowing that that "The Ex-boyfriends, collect them all!" audio fits the malevolent characters so well (here is a link but I couldn't find the original so woe, mcyt animatic be upon ye)

Larson: Beautiful eyes, great sense of humor! (Belonged to a weird cult and would always talk about the weird cult and eventually you realized he wasn't your boyfriend at all he was just trying to get you to join his weird cult)

Arthur: Aspiring musician! Forgot your birthday! Was secretly several dozen weasels in a human disguise.

John: Unemployed! Slept on an air mattress. Claimed he "wasn't the rat king" [or kiy] but then one night you followed him into the sewers and he sat down on a makeshift throne and a bunch of rats surrounded him and he definitely said "I am the rat king"

Noel: Never paid for you! Feared commitment. Said his favorite movie was The Godfather but it was actually Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs

Like okay it's not perfect BUT DO YOU SEE THE VISION???

OMG LMAO

Arthur waking up in the Dark World next season for his third canonical torture session

Arthur and John trying the this isn’t you trope on Kayne of all people was kind of hilarious

What eating dirt as a kid does to a man...

me when the character has a uniquely fucked mindset. me when the character's fundamental views of how the world works lead to them being hurt and/or hurting others and not seeing the problem with this. me when the character is a little freak who does weird shit because their beliefs, inspired entirely by their environment, are fuckeddddd

My favorite chaos demon had an existential meltdown? Why yes I do absolutely need to drop everything and draw some faces about it.