Playing With Arthur Lester Like A Barbie (dressing Him Up, Doing Torture Methods The Spanish Inquisition

I can be trusted with that male character just give him to me i promisr i wont grab him and gnaw and chhew on him like a dog with a boen just. give him please

i hope arthur arrives back in 1934 and it turns out he's carrying every plague from the 1200s and he ends up causing a mass outbreak

pov youre kayne

I have a major soft spot for queerplatonic rships where at least one party is actually able to be attracted to the other. Queerplatonic ships where it's not "I would be in love with you if I was allo/gay/straight/bi/etc" but instead "I could be in love with you but I'm not because that's not the right relationship for either us and we're unbelievably happy with what we have."

Queerplatonic relationships are always treated as second string to romantic relationships, with an implication of "this relationship would be romantic if it could be", and that sucks. They're their own relationship, completely distinct from romance, and deserve to be treated as such.

Villagers - Set The Tigers Free

Guys I didn’t sign up for the Arthur Lester jigsaw puzzle WHAT THE FUCK

do yall actually realize just how bad of an example Arthur is to John when it comes to taking care of a human body? one day john will finally have a body of his own (hopefully) and his only frame of reference on which kind of injuries are serious and which can just be walked off will be arthur fucking lester. he will be hungry and tired and cold and his example of a healthy schedule is arthur. fucking. lester.

obsessed with kellin malevolent. i don’t talk about him enough but my god is he one of the side characters of all time.

first of all, this guy drops perhaps the best one liners in the entire show. i cannot express how much i love the line “arthur, tell that voice in your head that my mother was not a whore,” cause like, on the one hand its fucking funny as anything, especially when paired with harlan’s equivalent of a vine boom effect. but on the OTHER HAND, this line is absolutely terrifying cause we go the entire ep thinking this guy is nothing like arthur and the voices he speaks of just signify his own mental instability but then we get this shocker of a reveal!! UGH, i adore ep 4 so much.

and don’t even get me started on just how creepy the entire ep is. i’ll never forget how much of a captive i felt like listening to that ep, trapped in that car with arthur not sure what this quick tempered guy in a gas mask was gonna do next. that unsettling dread was unmatched.

and oh, kellin in SCRATCH’S DREAM ??!! fucking incredible scene. we go so long never thinking about this guy and then bam, a nightmare encounter showing back up in arthur’s nightmares.

also just obsessed with kellin’s attitude. yes, please sing a shitty cover of a song that hasn’t been released yet. i adore how arthur gets in the car and kellin essentially just demands that arthur serenades him and then gets pissed when arthur fucks up the lyrics.

truly an icon of a character. kellin holeman i’ll never forget you.

Malevolent 46 The Unclean Spoiler reaction under cut

Arthur for the love of GOD do not drink that shit oh my godd can we get Yorick in the chat to talk some sense into this guy