Yellow Malevolent, My Beloved.

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Hello, Jon.

Apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself.

I’m assuming you’re alone; you always did prefer to read your statements in private. I wouldn’t try too hard to stop reading; there’s every likelihood you’ll just hurt yourself. So just listen.

Now, shall we turn the page and try again?

every time I think about my gender I get confused so I simply stopped thinking about it. it is not my problem

nah anons right i wanna fuck most things that are ‘scary’

Taxonomy cancelled we are dividing all avatars into 'fuckable' and 'unfuckable'

FINALLY I can post this sketch

Runs into the void to avoid violence

your body my temple !

being on tumblr is like being in a car in a parking lot

like it's technically public, but you're also sorta in your own little bubble, and people have to be Actively trying to listen in order to hear you, if they're even aware that you're speaking at all. and then sometimes you accidentally bonk the horn with ur elbow and suddenly the whole parking lot knows you're a virgin

I remember saying that “oh Lillith hates her dad so much, that she’s going to risk death by awakening Azathoth”

No. it’s actually Kayne. Kayne hates his dad so much he’s going to risk actually dying just to kill him, make sure he doesn’t exist. This is what daddy issues do to a man.

Mob boss: Again, Mr. Lester, where is this John guy you were talking to? My guards are searching the property. They'll find him. But it'll be easier for both of you if you tell me.

Arthur: I told you. He's in my head.

(Phone rings)

Underling: Hello? Oh, hello. Uh...yeah....boss....it's the Butcher.

Mob boss: Why is he...? I don't have a contract-

Underling: He wants to speak to Mr. Lester.

Everyone: (turns to stare at Arthur as the underling holds the phone to Arthur's ear)

The Butcher: Hello, Boyo, I'm callin' because Noel wants to know when you'll be home for dinner.