my favorite genre of fictional character is like "i am terrifying to almost everyone, i'm very good at killing, i can endure anything, i've become exceptionally good at playing into my reputation, and if you try to give me positive social interaction i will react with confusion and cower in a corner like an abused animal. and i may try to shoot you. but there is also a chance i may imprint on you like a feral dog receiving its first loving touch! good luck."
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Made an opposite one for the other freaks, pick your yaoi I mean poison
me: maybe i should watch mousehunt again, it's been a long time...
also me: (remembers the restaurant scene) ehhh...maybe not.
he's just livin his best life <3
only murders in the building is my new style of life
doing this again bc my computer restarted mid-sentence(I barely update it) but SMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASHH.
didnt gaf abt the show stayed for Nathan Lane
I never thought a Honda Odyssey could be so homoerotic
“there was a time i was young and gay, but straight.” first of all max shut the fuck up you overweight liar
Me desperately gripping the shoulders of those who don’t understand the difference between a small celebrity crush (normal) and RPF (extremely creepy and harms the reputation of regular selfshippers) until I draw blood with my claws. GRRRRRR